everyone with a myspace, look in (you fat bitches)

[GoldenDelicious]

lol GD...whats with the moustacheeed wimins slide show dude?

Your one fucked up individual, you know that?

i fucking died laughing when i did that, shush

also, i ended up meeting/shagging half of them, it was classic when we were out in bars etc and their friends would ask "how did you guys meet?" and id just look at their top lip LOL

"uh...uuuuh....we go way back" LOL

 

[jack sparrow]

Nice work.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

faiz: any myspace survey will do - just browse users to find surveys then click the "do this survey" button and do it

also tell me what town etc youre actually from so i dont fuck it all up, i have no idea about canadian geography

also, wulfgar, ADD THE PROFILE YOU FAT BASTARD NOOOOWWWWW!!!

 

[Faizakafez]

Country: Canada

Province : Ontario ( its like state)

City : Toronto


okay imma go look for some now

 

[GoldenDelicious]

oh. i fluked it, i thin kthats what i wrote LOL

also, some of htese canadian girls make me tingle in my happy place

 

[pdaddyII]

you could give me a fucking comment ya know

Lay off the roids bro, you're out of control.

 

[Faizakafez]

How tall are you?
5'6

What is your favorite song of all time?


"Traffic- DJ Teisto"

What do you do on fridays?
Stay home, clean, cook, and watch movies

Flip flops or sandles?

Flip flops!

Have you had a beer in the last week?

No, I don't drink

What is your favorite place?

Barbados!

What is your favorite food?

Cookies in a close second Ice Cream

Where do you want to travel next?
San Diego

What is your favorate Pj Fabric
None i sleep in the buff

What is your favorite TV show?
Family Guy

Are you a cat or a dog person?
Dog

Favorite fruit?
Apple

Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?

Milk and Cookies

Do you support Paris?
Can you say: "Menage a trois"

Your favorite Disney Films?
Finding Nemo

If you had to pick one car, which would it be?

Black on black Lamborghini Gallardo

What is your favorite clothing brand?

w/e feels nice

Favorite Place to Eat?

My place!

Would you rather be hot or cold?
HOT

Water or 100% Juice?
Water
What size shoe do you wear?
9.5

Romance or Kinky Sex?
Kinky!

Get the number or give the number?

If she tries hard enough give

When do you plan on getting married?

Hahahaha... Only God knows

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Successful, Married, Happy

If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?

buy a house, buy a car, buy a new bike, go on vacation

What makes you laugh?

The smallest things I love to laugh


If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?

I would get them too cook

or
967- 1111

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?

Barbados

Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
Waking up early, going to the gym, and then going to Cora's for brunch... mmmmmmm


How many hobbies do you have
A LOT!!! There is nothing I don't do

What attracts you most?
Smart, Athletic, Charming, and Funny

Why are you taking this interview?
Cause I'm bored

left handed or right handed?
LEFT

beach or mountain?
Beach

What is your favorite color?

BLue

Are you fed up of all these questions?

Hahaha... Keep 'em coming!

Riding horses or riding dolphins?

Dolphins

City or the suburbs?
CITY

Whats your favorite sport?
Basketball

What is your natural hair color?
BLACK!

Coke or Pepsi?
DIET Coke

What colour are your eyes?

Brown

Winter or summer?
Summer

Do you like to bake/cook?
Nope


Do you sometimes wish you were a porn star?
YES

What motivates you?
People who think I can't

East Coast or West Coast?
West Coast

Looks or Personality?
50/50

Favorite NFL team?
Philly !!!!

Ice Cream or Sherbert?

Vanilla Ice Cream



If you could make any junk food super-nutritious, which one would you pick?
Potato Chips

Mc Donalds or Burger King??
Wendy's

Do you like to go on msn?
Yes


Big boobs/no ass or flat chest/big ass?

flat chest big ass

Do u believe in God?
Yes

What is your favourite comfort food?

Brownies


Which sexual position is your favorite?
ALL

Ass or Tits?
Ass


fuck that was long

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ok i must go do real life stuff for a second, but good, im going to dress that up a bit and insert it (lol oooo innuendo lol)

its gonna take a bit to get the code right tho for some nice formatting. dead arsed formatting sucks

 

[vansmack2000]

If the page is gunna be full of shiat anyway at least add 3 inchs to your height.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

If the page is gunna be full of shiat anyway at least add 3 inchs to your height.

its not going to be full of shit. this isnt a scam.

the bottom line of getting good at social dynamics and picking up bla bla bla isnt about faking anything - is about presenting who and what you are in real life.

the reason we're doing all this formative shit like comments from girls etc is to get over the barrier of internet anonymity and therefore express faiz in an online identity that is easy to talk to

getting people to talk to you on the internet is easy, but its jsut an early part of the social interview. theres still the msn phase, the phonecall phase, the meetup...

thus, we can only add one inch to his height and make sure he wears high shoes LOL