I rock at MySpace

[jackangel]

check out these few messages exchanged between me and someone who messaged me. this last one i sent is sure to win her over:

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i would need a reason not to. like a good conversation on the effect of the industrial revolution on 19th century social politics.

or maybe a handjob. either/or.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: <A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=42511630&Mytoken=FDF0693A-13B7-B754-96FA1309C6A695E13367710'>Jaime Lynn</a>
Date: Dec 13, 2005 2:29 PM

well don't delete me k?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: <A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=1472270&Mytoken=12B62350-14AD-12AB-242D13FF3EE93B0D47076890'>Rishi</a>
Date: Dec 13, 2005 6:49 AM

if you like. i never deny a request. i usually delete people later on, though.

rishi.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: <A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=42511630&Mytoken=A452D35B-808D-1379-E36BC4152EAF56BE7984500'>Jaime Lynn</a>
Date: Dec 13, 2005 9:16 AM

u seem cool, will u b my friend?

 

[Megalomaniac]

Let us know how that works out for you. That is giving some dude a hand job. j/k

 

[Dunk]

if you like. i never deny a request. i usually delete people later on, though.

rishi.

your name is Rishi?

 

[Yarg!]

About me: "I want to stand under the domes of Hagia Sophia and St. Peter's Basilica. I like ideas and words. I hope to meet new people and have the right experiences. I'd like to write something great. Stories are some of the things I love. And magic. "


Gay.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

JA: u need to be sincere: make her feel important, make her feel like a lady, invite her over, then tie her face first to your bad and brutally ass fuck her for 3 solid hours. The whore will love you forever, esp. if you leave her tied up with a wad of cum dripping from her asshole while you go to the bar for a few hours to recharge.

Hardcore.

Take my word for it.

She'll love you forever.

 

[sigweed]

RishiAngel, post some pics of the 14 yearold emo kids in your friends list

 

[Island Son]

the typical spam i get:
(i'm too lazy to rearrange it, read it from the bottom up)



Dec 13, 2005 11:21 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: hello
Body: Than ks u so much for care and why donty u whrit me as well pls try to mail me all wht its take to talk to u in all way pls i will like to meet u very soon.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
Date: Dec 13, 2005 8:19 PM

yo


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: tolly
Date: Dec 13, 2005 11:10 PM

Hello am tolly seeking for Someone special to capture my heart and knows how to handle it with care, one who will cherish me and be willing to share life's greatest joys and sorrows. Someone who's willing to spoil, pamper and love me unconditionally, whom is kind, sincere, honest, passionate, loyal, sense of humor, loving and wants a lifetime.and U?.......



Tolly.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
Date: Dec 13, 2005 8:02 PM

yo


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: tolly
Date: Dec 13, 2005 10:26 PM

Hi
how re you?hope you re doing great ,well my name is
tolly im 26 years old, i school in one of NC University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill Chapel Hill, NC . i've just find yuor picture here on this site and want to meet you in person, cos i'm interested in you. to be frank with
you,i like you cos your so pretty,beatiful,much...and i ill like to hear from u very soon and also like to meet u and talk to u

 

[jackangel]

your name is Rishi?

it is.

 

[UA_Iron]

Too bad Dulcie lives in Texas, I bet you could hit it no problem.

 

[SoreArms]

you hurt my feelings when you deleted me

 

[UA_Iron]

Navdeep has a really really really suggestive name. I say go for that too.

 

[Dunk]

it is.

how do i find you on there?

i searched for you under Rajashiki but nothing came up.

 

[SoreArms]

how do i find you on there?

i searched for you under Rajashiki but nothing came up.

the link's in his first post, pizza brain

 

[tiger88]

dont your towel head parents have a arranged marriage all rdy for you

curry queen and JA? ahh how cute

 

[jackangel]

you hurt my feelings when you deleted me

i have a tendency to delete peeps when i see 'no point' to their being there.

but i shouldn't have deleted you or any EF regular that i like.

send a request my way and i'll add you again.

 

[HardHat87]

I thought myspace was for teenagers.

 

[Dunk]

Navdeep has a really really really suggestive name. I say go for that too.

Love the music on her page. You think shes Italian?

 

[*MissFit*]

i have a myspace but i dont get what u ppl r talking about.. this msg thing

 

[Dunk]

i have a myspace but i dont get what u ppl r talking about.. this msg thing

comments page where guys say...

"wow you are beautiful MissFit" or "Whats up shawty Holla backatcha boy if you wanna chizzat MissFit..ONE!".

Just to get into your myspace vajeen.

 

[*MissFit*]

comments page where guys say...

"wow you are beautiful MissFit" or "Whats up shawty Holla backatcha boy if you wanna chizzat MissFit..ONE!".

Just to get into your myspace vajeen.

I don't think i have that option

 

[jackangel]

yeah she's obviously italian. her name means "new light" in one of those indic languages though.

missfit: you have a myspace account, but don't know about personal messages? that's almost like saying that you have a phone, but don't know how to make calls.

 

[*MissFit*]

yeah she's obviously italian. her name means "new light" in one of those indic languages though.

missfit: you have a myspace account, but don't know about personal messages? that's almost like saying that you have a phone, but don't know how to make calls.

Well i request ppl don't leave me msgs on my phone.. i hate checking them.. i ask them to call back or leave me a txt. I do have a phone

 

[slat1]

A have a few friends that use MySpace to get a rediculous amount of women!

 

[UA_Iron]

Well i request ppl don't leave me msgs on my phone.. i hate checking them.. i ask them to call back or leave me a txt. I do have a phone

I agree, checking messages is annoying. And girls leave long winded messages. My gf got on me about leaving one that was "babe, this is Jeff, call me back".

 

[jackangel]

lol @ jeff

 

[NJjuice22]

indian cooch smell like curry?



Also, do the cool Indian guys go for indian girls? I remember this one kid from high school....Johnny Patel (im sure his real name was jahani, jabesh or something) ....I never saw him mackin it to an Indian chick. I guess he thought he was to good for the Indian tang.

 

[jackangel]

indian cooch smell like curry?



Also, do the cool Indian guys go for indian girls? I remember this one kid from high school....Johnny Patel (im sure his real name was jahani, jabesh or something) ....I never saw him mackin it to an Indian chick. I guess he thought he was to good for the Indian tang.

mango spice.

but if anyone is cool and has half a brain, he'll appreciate indian women because they can be some of the most beautiful and intelligent women out there.

 

[NJjuice22]

mango spice.

but if anyone is cool and has half a brain, he'll appreciate indian women because they can be some of the most beautiful and intelligent women out there.

I like that chick , Indira Varma from the HBO series ROME.

 

[jackangel]

I like that chick , Indira Varma from the HBO series ROME.

looks good. if bluepeter shows up, he can post lots of indian beauties, i'm sure.

check out this girl's pics on myspace...i think she is pretty sweet-looking:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...&friendID=12414858&Mytoken=632701454320823021

 

[Ffactor]

Dude, what's up with your hair?

 

[stilleto]

what kind of a name is rishi?

 

[jackangel]

what kind of a name is rishi?

indian.

 

[stilleto]

indian.

is your last name Singh or Patel?

 

[jackangel]

is your last name Singh or Patel?

that question is almost astute enough to come out of larry king's mouth.

 

[stilleto]

that question is almost astute enough to come out of larry king's mouth.

he's the one that told me to ask you.

 

[jackangel]

he's the one that told me to ask you.

my last name is actually johnson-smythe-connors.

the 3rd.

 

[stilleto]

my last name is actually johnson-smythe-connors.

the 3rd.

thats wierd.... thats my last name too.

 

[SoreArms]

I went to school with a girl named Pintu Patel. Our daily torture consisted of repeating "Pinone, Pintwo, Pinthree," etc...... hahahaha, that was funny.

 

[NJjuice22]

I went to school with a girl named Pintu Patel. Our daily torture consisted of repeating "Pinone, Pintwo, Pinthree," etc...... hahahaha, that was funny.

oh man...my school had a ton of Indians. atleast a couple hundred. they all had funny names that we ripped on ..the first that i can remember is ....Shirag Patel..i called him shit-rag patel.

 

[stilleto]

ok, now i feel bad i asked rishi about it.

 

[trailseeker]

I like that chick , Indira Varma from the HBO series ROME.

Too bad she hurled herself off the balcony.

splat.