Everyone has a little Big Lebowski in them.

[samoth]

-A horse.
-None of the above for 'claim to fame'.

 

[Spartacus]

Which do you find most enjoyable?

Ridin' around on horseback.
Creating art stuff.
"Volunteering" at the elementary school.
Gettin' high and listening to Creedence.
Going for a walk and a swim.
Cutting off my girlfriend's toe.
Thinking about my ex...but I'm over it...really...
Sex...
Waving my money around.
Going bowling.

 

[Spartacus]

Do you like to bowl?

Nah, I'm more in to setting cars on fire.
Sure, just not on Saturday.
You mean like in that movie "Gutterballs"?
I find it difficult to bowl without arms.
Yeah, bowl and drink.
Sometimes, but the shoes don't go with my dress.
Yeah...and I'm the best at it. Ha!
Bowling alleys are dreadful places...
I go to the lanes just for the Sarsaparilla.
I find it difficult to bowl without legs.

 

[Spartacus]

What do you hate the most?

Anyone who would pee on a rug.
People who cuss to much.
Johnsons.
Having a girlfriend with just nine toes.
Being out of my element.
Bums.
Introducing myself when I move to a new neighborhood.
Men who are afraid of the female form.
Monogamy.
People who break the rules.

 

[samoth]

-Ridin' around on horseback.
-Nah, I'm more in to setting cars on fire.
-Introducing myself when I move to a new neighborhood.

 

[samoth]

BTW, who or what is this "Big Lebowski"?

 

[Spartacus]

my answers:
a suit and tie
fuck it,dude
newspaper
It's a zesty little enterprise...
Having fun, and having sex.
They're more keepers than friends.
Something that likes kids.
There was this one time in a bathtub...
Gettin' high and listening to Creedence.
Yeah, bowl and drink.
Being out of my element.

 

[Spartacus]

I am the marmot
the weapon of choice for nihilists everywhere

 

[heatherrae]

Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you.

 

[Spartacus]

can we put multiple polls in a single thread now?