Everyday I'm reaffirmed that women are bitches

[pageset]

I'll never ever hit a woman... EVER... I'll never ever hit a woman... ever... but I'll straight up shake the shit outta the bitch!

C-ditty

HAHA. Thats Classic.

 

[TEXgrl]

A man walks into the supermarket with his zipper down. The lady manager walks up to him and says , "Your barracks door is open". He walks away puzzled since this not a phrase men normally use.

When he is about done shopping, a man comes up to him and says "Hey bro.. your fly is open". He zips up and finishes shopping.

He runs into the lady manager again in the store and decides to have some fun with her. He winks at her and says, "When you saw my barracks door open did see you the soldier standing there at attention?". The lady, being the smarter of the sexes, laughs and says, "Hell no. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags".

LMFAO vix

 

[danielson]

He runs into the lady manager again in the store and decides to have some fun with her. He winks at her and says, "When you saw my barracks door open did see you the soldier standing there at attention?". The lady, being the smarter of the sexes, laughs and says, "Hell no. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags".

 

[Frackal]

I think it's especially girls in the gym that are total bitches. I was working out on an incline bench. I finished my set of incline db presses and got up to rack the weights. When I turned around, there was a girl sitting at the bench. She had removed my towel and placed it on the floor.

Now she was a very good-looking girl, but I was not in the least bit inerested in talking to her or meeting her. Instead of saying, "I wasn't finished working there," I was nice and said, "Do you mind if I work in with you?"

At this point she gave me a disgusted look, like "Great, here's another guy hitting on me," and said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend, here he comes now" and gave me this little bitchy smirk.

Here boyfriend came up all bowed up and said " 'sup?" I replied, "nothing man, your girlfriend was just butting in on my workout, if you'll just give me about five minutes I'll be happy to show here some incline exercises."

He replied, "no thanks. sorry about that, she's always doing that shit." I saw them across the gym arguing, and they didn't speak for the rest of the workout.

WHAT A FUCKING CUNT

 

[Citruscide]

I think it's especially girls in the gym that are total bitches. I was working out on an incline bench. I finished my set of incline db presses and got up to rack the weights. When I turned around, there was a girl sitting at the bench. She had removed my towel and placed it on the floor.

Now she was a very good-looking girl, but I was not in the least bit inerested in talking to her or meeting her. Instead of saying, "I wasn't finished working there," I was nice and said, "Do you mind if I work in with you?"

At this point she gave me a disgusted look, like "Great, here's another guy hitting on me," and said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend, here he comes now" and gave me this little bitchy smirk.

Here boyfriend came up all bowed up and said " 'sup?" I replied, "nothing man, your girlfriend was just butting in on my workout, if you'll just give me about five minutes I'll be happy to show here some incline exercises."

He replied, "no thanks. sorry about that, she's always doing that shit." I saw them across the gym arguing, and they didn't speak for the rest of the workout.

Looks like she needs a dose of "Citruscidius"

C-ditty

 

[circusgirl]

Shit man, that's some dumb bitch. If you picked up my walkman for me I'd say "thank you very much" with a nice smile. She deserves a kick in the ass.

It's real annoying when you're doing cardio and the batteries in your mp3 player go, found that out today, 30 mins of cardio to go and no music.... argh.... compared myself to the gym bunnies to pass the time, noticed I had more muscly thighs than them

 

[casavant]

Case in point... a woman dropped a walkman at my gym today, a nice kid picks it up and walks it over to her and she says "Did I ask you to get that?" with this look on her face as if this kid just defiled her walkman. But don't worry... B.I.T.C.H.S. was there to represent... I walked up to this rather attractive bitch, removed my headphones (which were currently playing the song Unreal by Soil), and said "You need to get over yourself" ... with my luck, she asked me why.. .and I told her that "Plain and simply put, your a bitch"... that stunned her.

C-ditty

Man, that was pretty shitty of her to say that to that kid for no reason. I wonder what was going on in her mind.

Good job on setting her straight bro.

 

[SCOTTY-TWO-HOTTY]

Yeah.... bitches should really get more "Citrus" in their diet.

 

[MFMan]

Boy and I thought the women out in Cali were closer to normal than any other place.