Everyday I'm reaffirmed that women are bitches

[Kali]

allright, we are brawling this weekend, GAME ON

 

[-SD-]

I have to work with a few bitches at work. I bash them every chance I get when they get out of line.

 

[sereneman]

I'm not sure there is one day that goes by that I'm not reaffirmed that women are complete bitches.

Seriously, it doesn't have to be like this... women don't have to totally flame some guy for being nice to them... Women don't have to tell you one thing, to get another...

Case in point... a woman dropped a walkman at my gym today, a nice kid picks it up and walks it over to her and she says "Did I ask you to get that?" with this look on her face as if this kid just defiled her walkman. But don't worry... B.I.T.C.H.S. was there to represent... I walked up to this rather attractive bitch, removed my headphones (which were currently playing the song Unreal by Soil), and said "You need to get over yourself" ... with my luck, she asked me why.. .and I told her that "Plain and simply put, your a bitch"... that stunned her.

But the bottom line is... women are really bitches and I'm getting sick and tired of it... SM... holla back brotha... I'm going to start dropping some bombs around this joint.

C-ditty

That was awesome. I hate women like that.

 

[Haz]

Citruscide, you're the man, LOL.

And I agree, it doesn't matter where you live, bitches are everywhere.

 

[PussyDr]

and I told her that "Plain and simply put, your a bitch"... that stunned her.

C-ditty

BWAHAHAH!!!!

I only sit, wait, and wish that I could get the opportunity to tell off some bitch like that!

BEST line:

Me: Does your doctor know you're working out with weights?
She: huh? why?
Me: Well I'm an obstetrician and I always ask my patients to check their workout routine with me prior to starting an exercise regimen in pregnancy.
She: But I'm not...

Ouch!
(Works at bars too, just substitute "drinking" for "working out")!

 

[hippedy hop]

one of my friends has this to say "ALL women are bitches"

but when i first heard it i didn't quite realize it...until he put it like this.

".....MY sister is a bitch, my mother is a bitch, my grandmother is a bitch,.....so therefore your mother is a bitch, your sister and so on "

I didn't sound right but it all made sense probaly one of the greatest wonders in the world.

 

[vixenbabe]

A man walks into the supermarket with his zipper down. The lady manager walks up to him and says , "Your barracks door is open". He walks away puzzled since this not a phrase men normally use.

When he is about done shopping, a man comes up to him and says "Hey bro.. your fly is open". He zips up and finishes shopping.

He runs into the lady manager again in the store and decides to have some fun with her. He winks at her and says, "When you saw my barracks door open did see you the soldier standing there at attention?". The lady, being the smarter of the sexes, laughs and says, "Hell no. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags".

 

[dballer]

oh.. the stories I could tell.

not all women are like that.. some are.. some are not. But remember.. you always have the spit option. I feel it is better than hitting someone.. male or female. When someone hands you a line of shit.. or a smart ass comment like the one you overheard... cough up a lungie.. and blow it in their face.

girls with a "I am above you" complex love it.

 

[Ffactor]

Is it possible she was on the rag?? I think that is a legitimate excuse for beng a biatch!!!

 

[bigguns7]

I think it's especially girls in the gym that are total bitches. I was working out on an incline bench. I finished my set of incline db presses and got up to rack the weights. When I turned around, there was a girl sitting at the bench. She had removed my towel and placed it on the floor.

Now she was a very good-looking girl, but I was not in the least bit inerested in talking to her or meeting her. Instead of saying, "I wasn't finished working there," I was nice and said, "Do you mind if I work in with you?"

At this point she gave me a disgusted look, like "Great, here's another guy hitting on me," and said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend, here he comes now" and gave me this little bitchy smirk.

Here boyfriend came up all bowed up and said " 'sup?" I replied, "nothing man, your girlfriend was just butting in on my workout, if you'll just give me about five minutes I'll be happy to show here some incline exercises."

He replied, "no thanks. sorry about that, she's always doing that shit." I saw them across the gym arguing, and they didn't speak for the rest of the workout.