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Firebaall
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Ok,
Been fighting a losing battle with hitting 300lbs. Closest I've come, is 298lbs. My last weigh in on Monday, shows I've been losing the battle. I was @ 290lbs.
So today, I decided to have some fun...
All you can eat lunch buffet. Tons of meat, and other heavy foods like wide cut fries etc. Back in the shipping dept. at work we have a pretty sensitive scale used for shipping. I hopped on after lunch, and it read 295lbs. ( yea, I stuffed myself working on some reverse anorexia ).
Fast forward to the day's sacrifice to the yawning portal. Made the second trip back to the scale.... 291lbs and change.
Almost a 4 pounder!
Now the really funny part, talk about toilet humour...
Headed back into the computer lab, and told the fellow tech that I just weighed my stool. A puzzled look of disgust crossed his face, not just from the oddity that I would want to know such a thing, but the way I worded it, I made it sound like I weighed it after the fact. i.e. as a finished product.
Kept me amused for a half hour or so.
....and btw, two flushes. heh. shitty deal.
Been fighting a losing battle with hitting 300lbs. Closest I've come, is 298lbs. My last weigh in on Monday, shows I've been losing the battle. I was @ 290lbs.
So today, I decided to have some fun...
All you can eat lunch buffet. Tons of meat, and other heavy foods like wide cut fries etc. Back in the shipping dept. at work we have a pretty sensitive scale used for shipping. I hopped on after lunch, and it read 295lbs. ( yea, I stuffed myself working on some reverse anorexia ).
Fast forward to the day's sacrifice to the yawning portal. Made the second trip back to the scale.... 291lbs and change.
Almost a 4 pounder!
Now the really funny part, talk about toilet humour...
Headed back into the computer lab, and told the fellow tech that I just weighed my stool. A puzzled look of disgust crossed his face, not just from the oddity that I would want to know such a thing, but the way I worded it, I made it sound like I weighed it after the fact. i.e. as a finished product.
Kept me amused for a half hour or so.
....and btw, two flushes. heh. shitty deal.
