Ever ripped your pants doing squats?

[squatmonkey]

I ripped the whole ass out of my shorts once I thought I had hurt myself but it was all shorts. I should have been embarrased but I dont care enough I quess it was to damn funny..

 

[rnch]

not yet.........but i have farted long and hard enough to make my boxers flutter from the breeze..

 

[squatmonkey]

Ok that counts

 

[squatmonkey]

How about this? If you fart on the way back up is that considered cheating?

 

[1999TL]

How about this? If you fart on the way back up is that considered cheating?

LoL. Jet pack huh?

I've never done either of those things mentioned, but last time I cleared out the whole bench area in the gym when I farted. I was cracking up so hard I think I gave it away that it was me.

 

[squatmonkey]

The protein whey bench clearer....

 

[DaveTSI]

yes, plenty of times, pretty funny when it happens

 

[Azinine]

What kind of pants/shorts are y'all wearing? I wear the baggy, stretchy polyester shorts and I couldn't imagine a time when they would ever split.

 

[highlander555]

Man, I've ripped three pairs of shorts-- withing 3 months! God, it's anoying, but I guess you don't make an omlet without breaking a few eggs.

 

[squatpuke]

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I tore some boxer shorts once....

 

[squatmonkey]

Damn is that avi pic for real? holy shit!!!

 

[squatpuke]

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"git in ma belly"

 

[dolf215]

Every single one of my boxers have a slit in them. Having big legs and ass and doing full oly squats is hell for them. I now train in either cheap compression/ bike shorts from wal-mart or heavy days i wear my Rehband 3mm compression shorts.

 

[squatmonkey]

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"git in ma belly"

That dude is gonna pop!!!! That water bloat is a bitch...He needs to lay off the test...

 

[SouthernLord]

No but, I ripped my azzhole once. An anal fissure sidelined me for over a year. Worst pain I have ever been in. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. It made hemorrhoids seem like a fun time. Take care of your digestive track fellas. I know this is probably funny to some of you, but make sure you are shitting right. Plenty of fiber and don't strain.

 

[squatmonkey]

Are you fuking for real? Now Im going to be paranoid, thanx. When you dig down and strain real freakin hard and you feel like somethings gonna give. Im gonna think my ass is gonna rip, Great....

 

[squatmonkey]

Thats pretty hard core though. I busted a blood vessel in my eye and I thought that was hard core, I dont have shit on you.

 

[Azinine]

I dont have shit on you.

Bwahhh hahhh hahhh!!!




(nice pun)

 

[dolf215]

I was doing high rep squats on my first cycle and heard a pop in my head followed by an immediate headache. I tried to push through it but it was debilitating. Went home and called the doc thinking i fucked up something bad like an aneurism or something. Turns out it was a muscle tension headache or something like that. It was pretty scary. When it has to deal with the old noodle i get freaked

 

[bentoverrow]

yep split boxers twice
split pants twice....finished my sets each time

 

[Sculelos]

Nope. I wear shorts so I could basically do the splits and they wouldn't split.