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lartinos
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stephen4327
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this thread is gay
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lartinos
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Shocking that you responded to this thread. Your embarrassing moment was probably when you found out who your father was on Maury you piece of trash.
nimbus
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couple weeks ago i was checking out my abs in the bathroom at work, thought the place was empty. after a couple minutes i finally take care of business, and as i'm washing hands a dude leaves the stall. Dude definitely saw the whole show through the crack in the stall, would've been impossible not to
ponyfitness
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When I was managing a rental car business I had one employee who was really hot but her sister was even hotter and 19. A couple of the guys and I were sitting around one day when we thought she was out of the office and I made a loud comment from inside my office that I would love to bang not only her, but her and her sister together.
She was standing right outside my door, had walked in without anyone hearing. I couldn't look at her for a week.
And no, I never got to hit it since I know people will ask.
She was standing right outside my door, had walked in without anyone hearing. I couldn't look at her for a week.
And no, I never got to hit it since I know people will ask.
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hog#head#cheese
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Bwaha
Went to a Pats/steelers game 10 years ago
was walking to the stadium for tailgating, drunk off my ass from drinking Jack and cokes
talking loud and looking in my friends direction, I walked straight into a steel drum trash barrel and knocked it over and tripped over it. With hundreds of people all around me. LOLOLOLOLOL
Luckily I don't drink much
was walking to the stadium for tailgating, drunk off my ass from drinking Jack and cokes
talking loud and looking in my friends direction, I walked straight into a steel drum trash barrel and knocked it over and tripped over it. With hundreds of people all around me. LOLOLOLOLOL
Luckily I don't drink much
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lartinos
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lol,
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lartinos
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that had to suck...
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lartinos
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For me, a couple years ago my friend had a bunch of people over his house and I was more than drunk.
I went into the bathroom to pee and I was so fucked up that I pulled my pants down but not my boxers.
I pissed all over myself and everybody started laughing at me when I came out of the bathroom.
I went into the bathroom to pee and I was so fucked up that I pulled my pants down but not my boxers.
I pissed all over myself and everybody started laughing at me when I came out of the bathroom.
stephen4327
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u cant control ur tuna can that u call a piece
digimon7068
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i could write a book. . .it happens when you're akward and kinda wear your heart on your sleeve. . .
Chocolate_Thunder
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I've been doing a lot of sqauts in the past 2-3 years. I've actually grown a "squatters butt". Anyhow, I wear suits to work everyday, needless to say the pants have been getting very tight around the a$$ but not the waist. Without realizing it I ripped a pair of pants right through the a$$, it was totally unfixable from a tailor's standpoint. I didn't even realize it happend until I got home and changed my clothes.
The real bad part is this has now happened 4 times.
Not even kidding 4 times.
The real bad part is this has now happened 4 times.
Not even kidding 4 times.
jnevin
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I've had that happen.
jnevin
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I projectile vomited in the middle of Home Depot.
In the same parking lot but on a different day I ripped one of the biggest farts in my life right in a woman's face and didn't realize it. I was getting into my car and absolutely tore ass with my ass aimed at the car next to me. Better than stinking my car up. I got into my car and looked over and a woman was staring me down from that car. Her window was down.
In the same parking lot but on a different day I ripped one of the biggest farts in my life right in a woman's face and didn't realize it. I was getting into my car and absolutely tore ass with my ass aimed at the car next to me. Better than stinking my car up. I got into my car and looked over and a woman was staring me down from that car. Her window was down.
i seriously LOL at that
this happened to me once. I was working at a company and walked into the back, where all the workmen were standing around with a salesman. They were talking about me and I heard the whole thing. The salesman apologized and could never look at me again.
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