couple weeks ago i was checking out my abs in the bathroom at work, thought the place was empty. after a couple minutes i finally take care of business, and as i'm washing hands a dude leaves the stall. Dude definitely saw the whole show through the crack in the stall, would've been impossible not to
When I was managing a rental car business I had one employee who was really hot but her sister was even hotter and 19. A couple of the guys and I were sitting around one day when we thought she was out of the office and I made a loud comment from inside my office that I would love to bang not only her, but her and her sister together.
She was standing right outside my door, had walked in without anyone hearing. I couldn't look at her for a week.
And no, I never got to hit it since I know people will ask.
I jumped on a running treadmill at the gym not realizing it
it was set at 6.0 at least
took one step on and flew off four feet back
buncha wimminz all around
I laughed it off
who the fuck leaves a treadmill running at nearly full blast?
Went to a Pats/steelers game 10 years ago
was walking to the stadium for tailgating, drunk off my ass from drinking Jack and cokes
talking loud and looking in my friends direction, I walked straight into a steel drum trash barrel and knocked it over and tripped over it. With hundreds of people all around me. LOLOLOLOLOL