Ever have a really embarrassing moment?

[lartinos]

couple weeks ago i was checking out my abs in the bathroom at work, thought the place was empty. after a couple minutes i finally take care of business, and as i'm washing hands a dude leaves the stall. Dude definitely saw the whole show through the crack in the stall, would've been impossible not to

lol,

 

[lartinos]

I jumped on a running treadmill at the gym not realizing it
it was set at 6.0 at least
took one step on and flew off four feet back
buncha wimminz all around
I laughed it off

who the fuck leaves a treadmill running at nearly full blast?

that had to suck...

 

[lartinos]

For me, a couple years ago my friend had a bunch of people over his house and I was more than drunk.
I went into the bathroom to pee and I was so fucked up that I pulled my pants down but not my boxers.
I pissed all over myself and everybody started laughing at me when I came out of the bathroom.

 

[stephen4327]

u cant control ur tuna can that u call a piece

 

[digimon7068]

i could write a book. . .it happens when you're akward and kinda wear your heart on your sleeve. . .

 

[Chocolate_Thunder]

I've been doing a lot of sqauts in the past 2-3 years. I've actually grown a "squatters butt". Anyhow, I wear suits to work everyday, needless to say the pants have been getting very tight around the a$$ but not the waist. Without realizing it I ripped a pair of pants right through the a$$, it was totally unfixable from a tailor's standpoint. I didn't even realize it happend until I got home and changed my clothes.

The real bad part is this has now happened 4 times.

Not even kidding 4 times.

 

[jnevin]

I jumped on a running treadmill at the gym not realizing it
it was set at 6.0 at least
took one step on and flew off four feet back
buncha wimminz all around
I laughed it off

who the fuck leaves a treadmill running at nearly full blast?

I've had that happen.

 

[jnevin]

I projectile vomited in the middle of Home Depot.

In the same parking lot but on a different day I ripped one of the biggest farts in my life right in a woman's face and didn't realize it. I was getting into my car and absolutely tore ass with my ass aimed at the car next to me. Better than stinking my car up. I got into my car and looked over and a woman was staring me down from that car. Her window was down.

 

[mwm5]

I projectile vomited in the middle of Home Depot.

In the same parking lot but on a different day I ripped one of the biggest farts in my life right in a woman's face and didn't realize it. I was getting into my car and absolutely tore ass with my ass aimed at the car next to me. Better than stinking my car up. I got into my car and looked over and a woman was staring me down from that car. Her window was down.

i seriously LOL at that

 

[stilleto]

When I was managing a rental car business I had one employee who was really hot but her sister was even hotter and 19. A couple of the guys and I were sitting around one day when we thought she was out of the office and I made a loud comment from inside my office that I would love to bang not only her, but her and her sister together.

She was standing right outside my door, had walked in without anyone hearing. I couldn't look at her for a week.

And no, I never got to hit it since I know people will ask.

this happened to me once. I was working at a company and walked into the back, where all the workmen were standing around with a salesman. They were talking about me and I heard the whole thing. The salesman apologized and could never look at me again.