Ever been caught jacking off?

[sereneman]

I caught my ex-wife fingering herself. That turns a lot of guys on I know. But it made my stomach turn. Of course the women won't admit it.

 

[Star]

I was at the mall one time and there were alot of good looking chicks. I was waiting for a movie to start so I decided to kill sometime and jack off in the car. Mall security caught me on camera and the next thing I know the cops pulled up beside me. I was trying to zip my pants when they asked me to step outside the car and had my belt undone as well as my zipper. Pretty embarassing. So I was fined and had to pay and was also banned from the mall. Lesson learned: I don't jack off in public anymore.

Masturbation is normal, doing it in public is not. Just my opinion.

As far as the guy layin in the tub it was lumbuss (from Triedia aka Hugh Heifer, Lobster7, ScooterMcooter, BO$ Etc, etc) and he was yanking your chain.

 

[cockdezl]

I used to hang with a group of guys who had no morals or humility. They used to brag about wacking off eveywhere and anywhere. Once we were hunting, and at the end of the day, when we reconvened, I asked one of my friends if he saw anything, he said..."No, I was too busy wacking off".

They had more porn than any people I knew. One had a huge chest filled with mags and movies, and they once tried to take it from him to cut back on his "addiction" and he fought them to keep it.

A last bit of advice, never wack off with regular soap and not wash it off. My dick looked like dried, cracked earth and peeled for days.

OH, and no, I was never caught, but I am sure my parents knew.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

When I was in high school the principals son was filmed yanking it in a hot tub while shit faced drunk at a party. For a week whenever he walked by in the hallway everyone would start singing that Clarence Carter song "Strokin".

 

[Irish BoneZ]

I once caught my girlfriend fingering herself. I went to her house and her mom told me "she's in her room". So I went up the stairs and since I knew her so well I just opened the door instead of knocking. She was completly nude on top of her bed with a back messager on her vagina. I ran out the room and slammed the door. I was embarrased as hell, I heard her jump up and lock the door and get dressed. About 5 minutes later she opened the door and her face was deep red and she was out of breath. At first we just looked at eachother and didnt say anything for 2 minutes then she started yelling at me for walking in her room without knocking. That was the first and only time I ever seen her nude, we broke up shortly after because she was too embarrased to do anything with me ever again.

 

[Puddles]

How come no chicks are responding to this one.

Come one girls, ever get caught twiddling?

My husband has walked in on me (this morning) but it's not like I try to hide it anyway. hehehe

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

My husband has walked in on me (this morning) but it's not like I try to hide it anyway. hehehe

I hope he had manners and helped finish you off.

 

[Longhorn85]

I once caught my girlfriend fingering herself. I went to her house and her mom told me "she's in her room". So I went up the stairs and since I knew her so well I just opened the door instead of knocking. She was completly nude on top of her bed with a back messager on her vagina. I ran out the room and slammed the door. I was embarrased as hell, I heard her jump up and lock the door and get dressed. About 5 minutes later she opened the door and her face was deep red and she was out of breath. At first we just looked at eachother and didnt say anything for 2 minutes then she started yelling at me for walking in her room without knocking. That was the first and only time I ever seen her nude, we broke up shortly after because she was too embarrased to do anything with me ever again.

Too bad. Sounds like she had potential.

 

[Blue Steel]

Never happened to me, but I was in the book store one day and I had to take a shit. So I'm in the bathroom doing my business and I hear rough breathing in the stall next to me. I'm thinking "maybe this guy just needs some laxatives" so I go on with my business and I start to hear other noises, sounded like pages turning and then he hit warp speed....all I could hear was fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, I could tell by the sound he was wearing windbreaker pants. By this time I knew this guy was jerking off and I had one of those two foot long terds going so I was kinda stuck for a few minutes. Then this sick bastard starts moaning, not loud but he was. So I finished up and got the fuck out of there, but curiosity got the best of me so I got my book and sat in the chair closest to the restrooms and waited to see who is was beating his meat next to me. Shure enough some fat ass walks out with wind breaker pants and a sweater on. A short while after that I went to a friends house and explained what happened earlier. He replies "oh yea everytime I'm there I jerk off, if you open the baby changing station there are always a couple of porno mags in there, but I'm not courteous to the next guy I just bust my nut in the pages and put it back."

 

[sigweed]

Never happened to me, but I was in the book store one day and I had to take a shit. So I'm in the bathroom doing my business and I hear rough breathing in the stall next to me. I'm thinking "maybe this guy just needs some laxatives" so I go on with my business and I start to hear other noises, sounded like pages turning and then he hit warp speed....all I could hear was fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, I could tell by the sound he was wearing windbreaker pants. By this time I knew this guy was jerking off and I had one of those two foot long terds going so I was kinda stuck for a few minutes. Then this sick bastard starts moaning, not loud but he was. So I finished up and got the fuck out of there, but curiosity got the best of me so I got my book and sat in the chair closest to the restrooms and waited to see who is was beating his meat next to me. Shure enough some fat ass walks out with wind breaker pants and a sweater on. A short while after that I went to a friends house and explained what happened earlier. He replies "oh yea everytime I'm there I jerk off, if you open the baby changing station there are always a couple of porno mags in there, but I'm not courteous to the next guy I just bust my nut in the pages and put it back."

hahaha thats fucking hilarious buddy