eva longoria sex-tape leaked!

[txbondsman]

why is everyone talking in slang?

Cuz dees nuggas in heah, sayin dat dis ho, Eeva Longoreeha, is off da chain an sheeet! Ones of da wimmens says she awite, but she wuldn't bump her fuzz wit her caus she has a rats grill. The rest of us are all down with one another and say shees da sheet! But dare ain't no real fuck flick, that the peeps that made it are just frontin some udder biotch...
sheeet, MOFO's aughta keep it real Fo Show!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

what the hell are you people saying

also shes cute, id pick her up almost as quick as id pick up bikinimom, who would take me like, eleven..no! 12! minutes

 

[DannoMight]

well, link to fake vid at least!!

 

[ponyfitness]

Even if it just looks like her I'd still spank to it.

 

[jh1]

I fugged her.

 

[ponyfitness]

Sorry to spoil the party but it's a parody tape that has no nudity - something Will Ferrell put together apparently. Total hoax.

 

[Cal_21]

I fugged her.

Put her as your avi pic then we'll all believe you

 

[chewyxrage]

Sorry to spoil the party but it's a parody tape that has no nudity - something Will Ferrell put together apparently. Total hoax.

You take that back!