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redshirt27se
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haha
uamaverick
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lmao
WTF how am i the fuckup in any of this? Why are there 3 votes for me and only 1 for SB and iggz? There should be 4 on iggz plain and simple, he doesnt even have a car right now
SPEKTOR-AAA
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burn....lol
he also doesnt have mad rapping skills
hes cool tho. This is a fucked up thread
hes cool tho. This is a fucked up thread
chris302001
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lol @ Glad's commanding lead!
jackangel
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Ah, you're forgetting some of the long gone classics, including some whom we no longer count amongst the living.
Although if Glad turns out to be the baby daddy, he's definitely going to be a big front runner.
Iggy has catastrophically bad luck, but bad shit happens to him despite the choices he makes, not because of them. That's what I consider to be a fuck up. You did it to yourself (ergo, I'm a pretty big fuck up, myself).
Strongbow has health issues, again, not his choice.
This is just getting crazy, how did this happen?
chris302001
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This is the question your parents ask before they cry themselves to sleep every night.
true, but so many here wouldn't know them, so why bother? Call this a current events thread.
Strongbow's health issues were brought on primarily by his own stupidity and poor choices. thus the title of Fuck Up.
I think glad is due this title. He is setting a blazing pace towards "Epic EF Fuck Up" with all the shit going on in his young life. And he just doesn't learn, so we get these new threads on pretty much a daily basis. It is pure entertainment and very facepalm worthy.
Glad, looks like you have this on lock. Congrats!
Glad, looks like you have this on lock. Congrats!
I bet you glad can't even shotgun a beer in less than ten seconds. i'll put all my karma on it.
calveless wonder
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Lets do a compensatory analysis on the candidates
Candidate #1
Name: Gladiator
age: 21 years old
notable accomplishments
-Convicted Felon
-Possible dad of a bastard child
-thinks he can get rich off business ventures he has no experience, knowledge or training. Hasn't done any research either
-Relies on EF to answer every single question he has about his life, only to not follow the advice people give him
-claims apricot seeds can cure cancer
Candidate #2
Name: Iggy
age: 21 years old
notable accomplishments
-fractured his peepee while masturbating
-got beat up and robbed by ngrs, not just once, but twice!
-made out with a toothless fisherwoman
-Tried to drink an unopen beer
-Has jon like tendencies to pee the bed when wasted
-Got jacked for his student loan money by Mom
Candidate #3
Name: Strongbow
age: 35+ ??? going on 16 (12, if you go by his reading comprehension level)
notable accomplishments
-pathological lying, including ;
: pretending to be a secret agent
:using a pro bodybuilder pics as his own
: pretending to be a former pro baseball player
:creating Greg, an alter who claimed to be strongbow's friend at the gym. Called him/himself a "Jacked, rich, pretty boy" once SB was uncovered as a fraud
-Wears sharktooth necklaces and wigger hats
-Working on the Guinness book of world records for divorces in the state of Georgia
-Working on another one by openly and shamelessly having an e-mistress despite being married w kids
and the winner is............................?
Candidate #1
Name: Gladiator
age: 21 years old
notable accomplishments
-Convicted Felon
-Possible dad of a bastard child
-thinks he can get rich off business ventures he has no experience, knowledge or training. Hasn't done any research either
-Relies on EF to answer every single question he has about his life, only to not follow the advice people give him
-claims apricot seeds can cure cancer
Candidate #2
Name: Iggy
age: 21 years old
notable accomplishments
-fractured his peepee while masturbating
-got beat up and robbed by ngrs, not just once, but twice!
-made out with a toothless fisherwoman
-Tried to drink an unopen beer
-Has jon like tendencies to pee the bed when wasted
-Got jacked for his student loan money by Mom
Candidate #3
Name: Strongbow
age: 35+ ??? going on 16 (12, if you go by his reading comprehension level)
notable accomplishments
-pathological lying, including ;
: pretending to be a secret agent
:using a pro bodybuilder pics as his own
: pretending to be a former pro baseball player
:creating Greg, an alter who claimed to be strongbow's friend at the gym. Called him/himself a "Jacked, rich, pretty boy" once SB was uncovered as a fraud
-Wears sharktooth necklaces and wigger hats
-Working on the Guinness book of world records for divorces in the state of Georgia
-Working on another one by openly and shamelessly having an e-mistress despite being married w kids
and the winner is............................?
SPEKTOR-AAA
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Fuck when you put it like that.....hahahahaha DAMN
Strongbow
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Lolilolol CEO Contain yo jealousy nugga. This is funny as shit also lolz @ common fucking thug who's just pissed cause I look better in tight shirts than he does acting like he knows me you know who you are bitch nugga at least I admit I'm just a fucking thug instead of trying to act classy Iggy wins this thread hands down cause black people hate his ass lol
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I just can't hold wetting the bed when you're drunk (I have myself, or know people that have, in various conditions of intoxication, wet the bed, puked in it, spilled food/drink - repeatedly - and set fire to it), getting mugged, or your mother ripping you off against a person (I'm reasonably sure my husband's ex would throw her own kids under a bus if she stood to collect enough money and thought she could get away with the crime, I know my ex husband would do the same to our son).
Taken as a group, I kind of would be leaning toward SB, just for age and divorce count (if you blow #3, it's time to give up, seriously), but IMO Glad still pulls the lead simply for having made so many bad life impacting decisions at such a young age and not learning anything and for the fact that, if the child is his, it's life is ruined before it's out of the chute (judging by what he's been saying about the baby momma).
I could be wrong but it seems like SB tries to be a good father. That counts for a fuckload in my book. Glad's intentions, fatherly wise, have absolutely nothing to do with the reality of what he will be like as a father. It's been my observation that most young men who knock a woman up and don't have a relationship with her usually don't end up having much of a relationship with the kid. And sooner or later another woman comes along who is their love interest and that primary relationship usurps everything else.
Taken as a group, I kind of would be leaning toward SB, just for age and divorce count (if you blow #3, it's time to give up, seriously), but IMO Glad still pulls the lead simply for having made so many bad life impacting decisions at such a young age and not learning anything and for the fact that, if the child is his, it's life is ruined before it's out of the chute (judging by what he's been saying about the baby momma).
I could be wrong but it seems like SB tries to be a good father. That counts for a fuckload in my book. Glad's intentions, fatherly wise, have absolutely nothing to do with the reality of what he will be like as a father. It's been my observation that most young men who knock a woman up and don't have a relationship with her usually don't end up having much of a relationship with the kid. And sooner or later another woman comes along who is their love interest and that primary relationship usurps everything else.
Regular participation as a coach, in Boy Scouts, taking an interest in the kid/s in general, is worth major points in my book.
Wanna hear a shit father story? My son was a little dude, under 9, said "Dad, I'd like to throw and catch better." Next day my then shithead comes home with a Pitch-Back, sets it up in the yard, says "There you go son," and goes back to his Nintendo (which he never played with the kid). That was my ex husband's interpretation of playing catch with his son.
Before anyone asks why I didn't play catch with the kid, it wasn't about playing ball, he wanted to play with his daddy.
Here's where MuscleMom is a fuck up, when she was 18 she misinterpreted her first husband's childish behavior for a childlike attitude and thought that the fact that a man was kind to animals meant he would be a good father. WRONG.
5* post there broheim that was funny as fuck
That detailed analysis should be published. Holy shit, I can't get over how accurate, detailed, and how comprehensively funny this shit is.
Nice Cdub.
fuck you bitch ass haterz jus jealous of my body jus fuckin jealous
ahhh this is greatness!
calveless wonder
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LOL bro.
you're a good egg igglesworth, but don't make me bump that thread. you said you peed the bed a bunch of times your freshman year when wasted and then "only" 3 or 4 times your sophomore year.
i did it too during fraternity pledging when i pretty much had to drink till i had alcohol poisoning and fight some of the brothers, but just once.
besides, if anything it shows you're not a fuck up. you just have a tendency to do stupid things that compromise your dignity
chris302001
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I remember it too...
LOLOLOL and IM the fuck up?
only thing i fuck up is girls
I meant knock up
chris302001
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nah brah i aint no fuck up in fact im an athlete and a smart dude that jus likes to fuck around on chat, you would be surprised, im only 21 theres no way u can even classify me as a fuck up at such an early age i still got 10 yrs until im old as all u fucks and besides im payin off debt got 4 jobs gonna be a good dad, that aint no fuck up
if i was on the streets, had no job, and bailed on my kid = teh ultimate fuckup
probably 3-4 times freshman year it happened, and about 3 sophomore year. not the bed though. More like just myself. I did fall asleep on the floor after bear carried me into my apartment one time and pissed on my anna kournikova poster that was on the floor
.hasn't happened in around two years, and I doubt it will ever happen again
calveless wonder
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you're not really a fuck up.
you're not a drug addict or have severe emotional problems or have harmed a bunch of people somehow (whether physically or financially).
But most fucks up usually start with criminal records and kids they can't really support at a young age. So you're not doing yourself any favors. lets hope the kid is not yours.
you're not a drug addict or have severe emotional problems or have harmed a bunch of people somehow (whether physically or financially).
But most fucks up usually start with criminal records and kids they can't really support at a young age. So you're not doing yourself any favors. lets hope the kid is not yours.
iggy whats wrong wit u bro who pisses the bed? lolol
lol @ criminal record though bro, it wasnt anything big. It was us going out to cars and using credit cards for cigarettes, gas, and food at 7-11. I guess I stole from a doctor and so for my victim restitution for using 30 dollars on his card, I had to pay 1800 (still paying it) because he claimed he had to take a half day off from work and thats what he would have made LOL
And I was in MCRD (marine boot camp), squad leader, when they pulled me out and kicked me out and said I had to go to court. I was trying to better myself. So fuck the criminal record
And having this kid was a stupid idea but once I see him and hold him and hes mine, I know ill love him and i wont regret it. i wish i would have waited till I was financially better and just able to get some shit done with my life while im in my 20's, but oh well. im not gonna fret about it, Ive always just had that attitude, no matter what life throws at you u gotta jus be positive and cant stress about it, whats the point? its not gonna change anything. Yea it was stupid but thats my fault and ill have to live with the consequences of all my actions.
i am a drug addict.....TESTOSTERONE and DBOL!
chris302001
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Why dont you take an old innertube cut it in half to make a giant slingshot, and launch that kid out into the pacific ocean so it atleast has a fighting chance.
haha wtf ur jus jealous that my kids gonna be an athlete brah andu r kid is gonna be a little science nerd
chris302001
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you were bent over and raped by a science nerd to the tune of 1800 bucks because you stole 30. I'm sure my kid will be happy to hire yours to clean his toilets.
chris302001
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But seriously....give that kid up for adoption.
at least i didnt get 20 votes lol
chris302001
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is the poll closed?
wtf i officialy hate 20 people here on EF now
lolol you both want a kid that turns out like me: A Grade student AND a ballin athlete who's jacked
nimbus
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lolol you both want a kid that turns out like me: A Grade student AND a ballin athlete who's jacked
aren't you a ginger?
calveless wonder
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smurf already has 1 ginger kid, i don't know if she can handle two
nimbus
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there'd be no wheels left on any skateboards within a 20 mile radius
DJLegacy2k1
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Time to cast my vote
aren't you a ginger?
I'm not a stereotypical Ginger that's for sure...
chris302001
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is it too late to throw cindy and java up on the list?
SPEKTOR-AAA
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LMFAO @ Ginger comment
poll to be adjusted pending the results of meatup
calveless wonder
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LMAO. i was just thinking that
lol I knew it would come up right after I made that post
Strongbow
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You ngrs should give me all the votes and leave these two kids alone, there both great dudes who are growing up with each fuck up they make. I have fucked hundreds of women, while married, nearly killed myself with steroid abuse and can't see where I'm going at night cause I'm fucking blind. I secretly hate women cause I can't find one to put up with my shit, so I ramble around using my drug enhanced body and over sized cock to lure women into bed, only to ruin their lives most times so I can prove a point. My bitch game is trump tight, I can talk a women out of most anything I want if given a lil while alone with them and yes EF bishes this means you too. I have a nice house, sweet ass rides, big ass boat, and a great fuckng job which my father set up for me long before he died. My kids are all beautiful, healthy, athletically talented, and love their father, but still I am not satisfied with my life. I will be in a wheel chair by the time I'm 50 and then will prolly get what I have asked for my whole life, to be left the fuck alone. I am the fuck up here, so stop fucking with Glad, that ngr has his whole life ahead of him. Glad I heard from a dear friend we have in common how much you look up to me bro, you need to squash that shit ngr, the things you see in me that you look up to are the very things that will take you down the road I have chosen brutha and trust me buddy it's long, painful, and fun at times but it leads to nowhere. Leave this road to me young blood, cause I can't go back, but you can. Be a father to your kid hommie, cycle your joose with caution and stop looking for what completes you between a bitch's legs ngr, cause it isn't there. Iggsmore, I give you hell lil ngr, but you're a good bro, chase your dreams bro, even if they are filled with dancing, singing and dudes wearing tights. Ima go drink another beer and try to fuck my wife's friend, Peace out nuggas.
DannoMight
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All ur lies make baby Jesus cry
mrplunkey
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So you say after you're leading the fuckup poll 2:1.
This little rant would have been a tad more impressive as post #2.
mrplunkey
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I voted for you
Strongbow
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Thanks buddy
Sorry, but your self-awareness eliminates you from the competition. Gladiola is the #1 fuckup in part because he doesn't think he's a fuckup. It's a classic case of hubris.
redshirt27se
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that was all me bro.
is that only when powered by all natural pot smoke?
Or is that irregardless of drug use?
Sounds like it was due to massive inflation under Reagan though.
mrplunkey
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If being unaware of being a fuckup is taken into consideration, then a previous poster on this board would have crushed all three of these current contenders hands-down.
And that's irregardless of illegal alien Ph.D.'s on a cropless meal plan doing killer internships using meditation crystals while squatting five plates wearing Vibrams.
paid or unpaid?
what is this about paid internships you tools keep babbling about in every other thread? you do realize what makes it an internship is you're not getting paid, right?
if you were getting paid it would be a job
chris302001
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I had a paid internship in college.
calveless wonder
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you're a dumbass. internship doesn't mean unpaid, it just means you're basically learning on the job training,
some internships pay insanely well. my cousin's summer "internship" at Goldman Sachs paid 5k+ a month
was it killer?
chris302001
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