Actually genius, it's Cristal - no E involved. I Figured when you and your NBA homeboyz were up in da club you would have checked the spellin' on your bottle of bub.
Why are you hatin' dog? I swear there's nothing but haterz up in this piece.
Hizzomie is a hop-hop version of homie. Like "the shizzle," "my nizzle," "the rizzle dizzle." You know, words like your homie Snoop uses. Hey, you don't have to explain to me what your music tastes are - no need to justify there.
Don't take offense man, the hip-hop culture is cool. I have a pair of Air Force Onez too. Nothing to be ashamed of playa.