EF Language Translator

[Warik]

the expenses for preparin for mi duii trial hav now exceeeded $20,,000. this is unusualli high, butt i want to us this experienc to educat miself on the workins of teh criiminal justic sistem.

so far, i am convinced that if u spend enough monei, u can creat reasonabl doubt aniplace.

 

[p0ink]

do a fonz talker:

It should go every line like this.

If you did it that way, it would be pretty cool.

And dont forget to put his signature at the bottom.

-P0ink

 

[jnuts]

okay.... will look at fonz.

right now I think I'm going to add a poetry option for the MassiveGunalizer....

then we'll add some others

 

[p0ink]

oh yeah, please do a 'liberal' talker for me.

it is a bitch trying to make an entire paragraph read with a lisp.

 

[skaman607]

what was the url for that snoop translator?

 

[jnuts]

http://www.asksnoop.com/

EF Front page:

If yo' ass really knew how build da ultimate body in less than six months time, would yo' ass keep paying fo' mo'?

 

[skaman607]

nice, thanks

 

[jnuts]

Oh... this is pretty funny

Since MG always breaks out into poems, I've added a poem generator to the translator. I did a quick search and found 30 poems that were on the net and threw them into the code. It's an option that can be used for any of the translations, not just MassiveGunz.

I think it's kinda funny.

If anybody knows of a repository of bad poems, point them my way and I'll add them to the code.

 

[jnuts]

o... this is pretti funni

sinc mg alwais breaks out innto poams, iv addded a poam generator to the translator. i didd a quic search and found 30 poams that wer on the nnet and threw them into the code. its an option that can be used for ani of the ttranslations, not just masivegunz.

i think its kinda funni.

if anibodi knows of a repositori of bad poams, poiint them mi wai and ill add them to the code. bors im a thespeein so i wrote a poem:

violets ar blue,, roses ar red, pleas tell yo mama that sh gives som good head.

 

[HANSEL]

Too funny, jnuts man your one of the most valuable members here, thanks.

hello bors
just checing in with som mgds and som cocaine.
ii wrot this poam whil i was workin on mi masive lats

*OWNED* bors im a thespeein so i wrote a poem:

roses ar red, im at the doorr, yo mama has a cup saiing chang for the poor.