EF Classic Thread

[HumorMe]

Elvis P. wanted his girlfriend to have a boob job and she agreed if he would let her fuck him in the ass with a strap-on.

Funny quotes from Elvis.....

she has had the surgery and she looks great. she also has paid a visit to the local sex shop and bought and 7' strap on dildo. Tonight i'm to pay the piper. I'm scared.

When i walk by the bedroom i see it laying there on the bed with a big bottle of lube next to it. oh dear god....

She stood there with this big dildo straped on and lubed the fucker up. she then placed me in the fetal position.

she just takes the thing and wings is around in the air like she is zena the princess warrior and hollers at me while she laughs

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=91745

Enjoy!

 

[hamstershaver]

no tits are worth that

 

[biteme]

Something weird just happened again. You posted this thread at exactly the same time I was responding to you on my thread. It's a sign! Well, you never know.

 

[HumorMe]

Something weird just happened again. You posted this thread at exactly the same time I was responding to you on my thread. It's a sign! Well, you never know.

Let's hope it isn't a strap-on sign.

 

[SoKlueles]

dang

 

[JustJacked]

"At this point i rememberd when i was about 16 and i went to Dr Ratterman to get checked out because i had a hemroid and he stuck his finger in my ass and he told me to take deap breaths"-posted by Elvis-p


LMFAO

 

[Evil_Frisky]

a 7' strap on... WTF??

 

[EnderJE]

a 7' strap on... WTF??

Sheesh...is your mind always down there?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

reaading now

 

[JustJacked]

OMG that was the funiest thing ive ever read!! Im still laughing!

 

[chewyxrage]

Ahaha thanks that thread was awesome.



You should find some more of these old gems

 

[jackangel]

any dude willing to have that done might as well forego the strap-on, the pretense of a boob-job, and even the woman herself. he can go straight to full-blown homosexuality.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Sheesh...is your mind always down there?

its a deep ditch aight... and Im not all that tall.. I'll get out someday, maybe.. but I kinda like it here so i dunno

 

[HumorMe]

Ahaha thanks that thread was awesome.



You should find some more of these old gems

I'll see what I can do.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

any dude willing to have that done might as well forego the strap-on, the pretense of a boob-job, and even the woman herself. he can go straight to full-blown homosexuality.

I agree...

 

[Sub-Zero]

a 7' strap on... WTF??

yeah thats like darth vader