EF Chris - I need my oil changed

[supersizeme]

Hey man- I'd really appreciate it if you could just drop by work and take care of it here maybe over my lunch break or something. I'm at like 5000 miles since my last so needless to say, I'm overdue. I'll leave you a PM if I have to. Also, I plan on taking a humongous shit later today so if you could also wipe my ass at this time once I've handled all the bizness that needs handlin I'd also be forever indebted to you. Thanks and have a good day. Oh one other thing, I like the double-rolled paper so don't be cheap.

 

[HappyScrappy]

sissy

 

[The Shadow]

Didn't know pogo sticke had an oil pan.

Last time I heard you ask for an oil change, Havoc and Wodin had filled you so full of man goo that your nose was running.

 

[WODIN]

He means double rolled as in he is able to take two rolls of charmin up the ass. SSME and Cornholio get together and play "Squeeze the charmin", with each of them taking turns at being MR. Wipple.

 

[supersizeme]

i think if you took wodin and cornholio and put them naked in the same urine filled kiddy pool, you'd have two of the happiest men on the planet earth. it's almost like i didn't even post anything relevant in this thread and just typed out, "Hey guys come in here and net sex each other up and let elite watch." happyscrappy is just sort of watching like an innocent bystander not knowing wtf is happening. it's okay dude just look away because it's going to be only a matter of seconds before one of them is pressed up against the wall getting railed like Reading Railroad with 8 hotels and a house on it.


EF Chris - please also bring towels so cornmeal and wodin can wipe each other's cum out their belly buttons and back cracks. thanks that'd be great.

 

[MommaKin]

SS is one of the best....along with Wodin and Havoc

 

[MommaKin]

as far as sense of humour goes, I mean

 

[EF Chris]

Sorry but I know nothing about this sort of thing.

My car came with an 800# for any problems I may encounter.

 

[supersizeme]

as far as sense of humour goes, I mean

i thought you were talking about a lil somethin somethin. ya know. *wink* it's ok momma, we're all like family here you can tell everyone.

 

[Gilbyag]

I like pizza...

 

[WODIN]

This from the queen of golden showers and scat festivals.

Ef Chris don't forget to bring the forceps for lord butt plug and his merry band of rump rangers too. He is doing a documentary to submit to Ripley's Believe it or Not on how he takes a baseball bat covered in peanut butter and jelly and uses it as a colon tickler!

 

[supersizeme]

Look it's Gilbyag poking his head into one of my threads. it's like someone threw up the gay signal...you know where they shine the spotlight up in the sky and instead of a bat you see the silhouette of a limp wrist. hey at least i'm smart enough to know that if all these anus lickers were to ever start chasing me down the street i could simply run into the nearest gym and pretty much hide anywhere because they'd be walking in all wtf is this place??? i could hide by a squat rack and they would naturally gravitate towards the spinning room and i could make my exit.

 

[HappyScrappy]

as long as they have a good number of them pink dumbells, the baby blue ones, and for real intensity, the shiny mirrored ones - then I'm good.

and spinning is so '99 - where its at now is cowboy line dancing - trust me.

 

[Gilbyag]

Look it's may1010 poking his head into my mouth. it's like I threw up the gay signal...you know where they shine the spotlight up in the sky and instead of a bat you see the silhouette of my limp wrist. hey at least i'm smart enough to know that all these anus lickers will start chasing me down the street i could simply run into the nearest gym and pretty much let them hide their penis's anywhere in me. because they'd be walking in all wtf we'll bang him in this place. i could squat and let them rack my balls and they would naturally gravitate towards the spinning room where they can make my exit full.

your one sick puppy my friend...

 

[MommaKin]

I'd eat pizza off your back or chest
Damn you, GBag

I like pizza...

 

[Gilbyag]

I'd eat pizza off your back or chest
Damn you, GBag

hehehe, pepe-roni!!!!!

 

[casavant]

This from the queen of golden showers and scat festivals.

Ef Chris don't forget to bring the forceps for lord butt plug and his merry band of rump rangers too. He is doing a documentary to submit to Ripley's Believe it or Not on how he takes a baseball bat covered in peanut butter and jelly and uses it as a colon tickler!

I was watching Discovery channel and there is a medical museum that has a 47 pound human colon on display. The man complained of constipation shortly before his death.

 

[68GT350]

This is some graphic, repugnant shit. I'm somehow aroused....

 

[casavant]

I repeat: A 47 POUND COLON.