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Dumbest and most worthless supplement you have ever taken----everyone reply

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I have taken some dumb supplements. The most worthless ones were runners creatine serum, hmb, and chitosan. None of them did fucking anything. The stupidest one was royal jelly, some guy told me it was great for bodybuilders.
 
Royal Jelly, thats a good one... Mine would have to be Androstat Poppers by Pinnacle. I thought they were doing something but I've read like 20 studies saying they dont do shit. Well i guess placebo effect is a big deal. Some guy on here once said his bench went up 20 pounds just from taking some Boron... Now THATS a good one.
 
I've taken a lot of pointless crap over the years. I've been bodybuilding since late 1991. So here's my list:
Cybergenics Bodybuilding System
ICOPRO Bodybuilding Kit (Anyone else remember this)
Boron
HMB
Nortesten(Please try not to laugh to hard!)
Ribose
Syntrabol(20-Hydroxyecdysterone)
Methoxy
 
HMB and mabe also Muscle Techs Cell Tech "With Osmotic Acceleration Technology" what the hell was I thinking, the shit works (just like most creatines) but its just normal creatine jacked with a fuck load of sugar. For every 10 grams of creatine you get 75g of sugar along with it. I got suckered in by the 200mg of insulin potentiating alpha lipoic acid and 2g taurine. I still have the damn 2.2Ib container almost comepletely filled (got it about 8-9 months ago). Only took it 2x.
 
Anyone remember Smilax or somthing like that. It was sasafrass root sublingual. How about Musle-MXT, i think it was boron.
 
Originally posted by drdeca2001:
Anyone remember Smilax or somthing like that. It was sasafrass root sublingual. How about Musle-MXT, i think it was boron.
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Boron was definitely the most worthless that I have tried....hook, line, and sinker.



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"I'm having an old friend for dinner."
 
boron...that is funny....remember orchitis..or that testicle extract...haha...I took some sublingual homeopathic gh...it tasted great..like a new flavored candy...it was about as good as those pills you get at spencers gift...nortest, anotest, acetobolan stack was the most expensive worthless thing...all it did was cost me money and gave me gyno...ugh!!!
 
I tried Methoxy Mass by Higher Power when it first came out. Total waste of money. I bought 2 bottles. When the first one did nothing, I doubled the dosage on the second one, but still got jack.

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heres my list of usless crap....Boron,Colosum,muscle mix,andro poppers,smilax,HMB,cla,DLM,i'm sure there is alot more but cant remember them at the moment
 
How about Chromium Picolinate to burn fat....Vanadyl Sulfate sucked...oh and I thought L-carnitine was very whack...ooohh dont let me get started on supplements...i better shut up now before i start punching the computer screen lol

peace

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Kakdiesel

"I'll always be number one to myself"....Moses Malone
 
methoxy,vanadyl, and some gh releaser called Secrataugoge (or something) were worthless. i also hate those fuckin products where you have to take it for like two months before you notice anything. the worst one by far for me was this heavyweight gainer by champion. i shit 4 times per day for like 3 days before i realized i wasn't sick. you know those explosive ones where you barely have time to hit the jon. thanks champion, great product! good post.
 
Anyone ever try Hot Stuff? At least I think that's the name of the stuff. If I remember correctly it had something like bull testicles in it.

I can't believe chillin408 hasn't made fun of me for using Nortesten!
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Yeah-I took that bull testicle stuff for a while which did shit-HMB- Boron I still pop because I have half a bottle left-it does nothing- Chromium Picolinate was a total waste.Bee Pollen -noticed nothing-still have seen no results from that Vitamin B5 stuff to clear zits. Just makes me nauseas.
 
IN ORDER
1. CREATINE SERUM
2. HMB
3. ALL PRO HORMONES AND ANDRO PRODUCTS

M18

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[This message has been edited by MUSTANG_18 (edited March 31, 2001).]
 
*BORON

*JOE WEIDER'S "BIG"

*SMILAX

*FAT NECKED DEPO-TESTOSTERONE. THAT FUCKING BASTARD! (120 BOTTLES)
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*JOE WEIDER'S MEGA MASS 2000

*GAINERS FUEL 1000

MR. BMJ
 
HMB when it was first released by Metabolic Technologies, and Acetobolan by Muscletech. Both of these were at least 4 years ago. I really can't say I've been suckered in the last 3 years, but I did fall prey to the Biotest Tribex/Androsol combo. Only gave it a trial run, so I don't feel that bad.
 
I forgot, I tried Proxylon by Syntrax. They say methoxy works up to 3 times better than proxylon. I think that says it all.
 
1) 7-keto-dionegis (plant sterol)!!
2) HMB by ANYONE
3) Andro
4) Diet Fuel by Twinlab
5) Those Creatine sweet gems by EAS (portable creatine my ass!)

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The human form is a monument to courage and dedication built on the foundation of strength.
 
smilax,boron,plant sterols,ferulic acid,weight gainers...oh the list goes on and on....

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wspwst
 
Syntrabol (taking even 10x norm. dose did nothing)
Histamine
Creatine didn't do crap for me cept cause some water retention but I realize it does for most
Norandro-dione
Chromium Picolinate
DMAE (just gave headaches)
Tribilus
Ginseng (even at several grams a day)
Gingko Biloba (even at 1-2 grams a day)
CLA
L-Phenylaline
etc.etc.etc.
 
Syntrabol (taking even 10x norm. dose did nothing)
Histamine
Creatine didn't do crap for me cept cause some water retention but I realize it does for most
Norandro-dione
Chromium Picolinate
DMAE (just gave headaches)
Tribilus
Ginseng (even at several grams a day)
Gingko Biloba (even at 1-2 grams a day)
CLA
L-Phenylaline
etc.etc.etc.
 
Hot Stuff, what a bunch of junk. But boy was it the "next big thing". Still holding judgment on andro products
 
ohh let me start with:
Boron
Dibencozide
Hot Stuff
Ginseng
Hmb
Dmg
Blue green algae
Androstenedione
Colostrum
4-Androdiol
5-Androdiol
19-Norandrodiol
Tribulus Terristis
Dhea
Yohimbe
Yerba Mate
Arginine pyroglutamate
Amino acid capsules/tablets ( use protein instead, same thing more cost effective )
Gaba
Symbiotropin

as you can see the list goes on and on, remember that the supplement business is a classic case of P.T. Barnum's theory " There's one born every minute!"
 
there were many kinds of protein that i took that were worthless,interactive was one,tasted like shit and 40$ for 910 grams

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" The Lord said he can get me out of this one, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."

"Its not when you die its how you live"
 
Almost everything ......except creatine and a good protein for the fat free protein source, and multivit for health.....the rest was useless.....
 
Cybergenics.........LMAO. What a fu*#in waste that was........

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"No Pain, No Gain And You Remain The Same."
 
with all the money we have wasted on supplements we could have bought some killer cycles of gear and all been much bigger by now

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IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING HUGE
 
Shark Cartilage. Though a friend gave me a bottle on a "buy one get one free" deal, so at least I didn't waste money on it. It doesn't do jack.
The worst I ever paid for was Arginine pills - what a waste! This was back in '95 or '96 when I knew nothing...
 
Ooooh, where to start with this one! I think the first time I relaized that some supplements are BS is when I tried vanadyl when it first came out. Sportpharma had me believing it was teh second coming. And the list has just grown from there. Smilax, l-carnitine, andr, nor-andr, or any other fucking BS pro-hormone you can think of. Hmmm, what else? HMB is another. I guess the best part about HMB is that I payed a lot for it so I could get the esteemed EAS label on it. Bill Phillips is a fag!
 
Originally posted by bodyfx:
smilax,boron,plant sterols,ferulic acid,weight gainers...oh the list goes on and on....
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oh hell yeah, those weight gainers were hillarious. I forgot who made 'em but there was one that had a Blonde middle aged guy on there, looked like Rick Flair, that they used to feed us in highschool. Just a lotta carbs
 
Diet Fuel..............weak shit. By the way, those amino acid pills, they are a pain in the ass to absorb. They sit in your stomach and your liver in their full size, and while sitting on their lazy asses they burn a hole in your stomach. Its kinda along the same principle as drinking carbonating drinks (only you have to drink a lot of it). Imagine alka seltzer eating its way through your vital internal organs like acid. Also, too much protein at once will kill your kindeys. Unless you are willing to get synthetic inner organs don't bother. Even GNC workers don't let people buy them, "horse pills" they call them. Especially the TwinLab shit.

Bump
 
This is some funny shit!! Mr.BMJ, I almost
spit out my water laughing when I read you
used Smilax! FUNNY!! There was one dude who
said Chiosan? WHY?? For me it was

Hot Stuff (Yuk!)
And I got sucked into trying one of those sublingual GH thingies that you stick under
your tounge. It had all kinds of animal hormones in it (the label said) and it did taste like sugar. Man, I gained 50 lbs of
rock hard mass on this stuff!...wait..oh
shit, that's what the add said. I actually lost 50 bux! Homeopathic, Homosexual it's all
the same shit.
 
Let's face it, half of the supplements on the market doesnt work. Oh, and the famous bodybuilders that promote supplements(they get paid huge amount of $)they must take them, cuz they look so ripped and big,yea ok. Majority of top bodybuilders don't even take them, but somehow we want to believe that we can look just like them if we take this and that. Well now we know better, right??
We all know what it takes to look a certain way
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Save your money for something else.
 
Let's face it, half of the supplements on the market dont even work. Oh, and the famous bodybuilders that promote supplements(they get paid huge amount of $)they must take them, cuz they look so ripped and big,yea ok. Majority of top bodybuilders don't even take them, but somehow we want to believe that we can look just like them if we take this and that. Well now we know better, right??
We all know what it takes to look a certain way
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Save your money for something else.

[This message has been edited by natglutes (edited April 18, 2001).]
 
FlexRich here with some input on some really shitty supplements. Among the elite worthless supplements are Cybergenics, and basically Muscletech supplements which received a poor grade from lab results done.

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"positive thinking equals positive results"
 
Transdermally applied Coyote Urine. Smells bad and all I got was a bunch of dogs chasing me around.
 
Heavyweight Gainer 900, I gained 10 pounds or so with it which I was happy about since I weighed 135 (now 153) but after taking it, about 20 minutes later I always had to go take a massive dump, and it gave me WICKED bad gas, pweh!!!!
 
probably vanadyl, AND THAT STUPID "MuMie" that Russian Retabol. i never got the 25lbs of rock hard lean muscle from that "rare" Ukranian plant.... i saved for weeks at my job at Taco Bell for that crap. I would be at work dreaming about my massive gains ...thinking i would soon be on my way to Joe Wieder's compound and the posing dias. Far away from my miserable drive through window!!!...I was 16 what did I know......UPDATE... you know we have chimmichangas on special 2 for 99cents......




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al1602....damn that was funny. You had me laughing in the office when I should be working....chimichangas. ha!

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I tried this cheap liquid pre-digested protein, made of colagen and bone meal (yeah it was really cheap and they still sell them), gave me the worst shits I ever had in my life, I mean explosive gut gurgeling toilet bowl messer. My thinking was, sine it is pre-digested, I won't have to worry about any adverse gut reaction, hehehehehe whow.
 
Hello!! I'm new here!! But boy do I have a list. I am a uh exotic dancer. I have to look good always. So I've tried everything. I can't remember them all but the one that stands out the most is metabolife. Stayed in the throne room for 2 days with that one!
 
The worst for me was some Weider chewable amino acid tablets. They were the worst tasting of any supplement that I've ever tried. Made my max out go down.
 
Cybergenics

Amino acids

Joe wieder chocolate weight gainer TABLETS!!(1980's) - After trying the garbage dutch chocolate I thought the tablets might taste better!LOL

Joe weider weight gainer(1980's)

all of the above before age 17

creatine

13 years later AST nabbed me this year.
AST's 19 Nor 250 - bought 3 bottles.6 weeks @ 750mg i returned the last unopened bottle.


And when I was 16 I bought some manual from an ad in the back of a Joe Wieder mag for about $20 "How to bench 300lbs" I weighed 150 and could barely rep 135 and I bought that xeroxed bullshit.

Joe Weider kicked my ass plenty.
 
Damn and I thought I had the market cornerered on Transdermal Coyote Urine.Hey we could add the urine to some worthless amino acids.Let it dry.Package it in a gel cap.Sell it in bottles of 60 for $29.95.Make a fast fortune.


Seriously though.My biggest wastes were

amino acids

weight gainers 1500,2500 etc.Whole milk would be like 900-1200 cals a glass depending on glass size.Did anyone else ever wonder what Pre-digested meant on the product labels?:eek:

Tribulus

all andro products

On a side note has anyone tried synovex by syntrax?

It's got isoinkosterone which I hear is actually effective at doses of 500mg and up daily.
 
Sublingual (under the tounge) spray "HGH".
Expenive and worthless--if you spray more than 2 or 3 sprays
it burns the skin in your mouth.
 
Anyone ever try Hot Stuff? At least I think that's the name of the stuff. If I remember correctly it had something like bull testicles in it.

I was 15 and used it for about 2 years straight and then I was big into the vanadyl and smilax,I remember spraying that shit in my mouth...I got it when they were free except for shipping 9.95$ LOL!
I think hot stuff used to put d-bol in their powder,cause i grew like a mf.....I was also going thru puberty though!:D
 
heh

ZMASS PM

that was the last 40 bucks I spent on a supplement.. I mustve spent like 500 bucks just trying shit.. Nothing did anything besides the whey protein.

If they actually made a good supplement, I wouldnt have gotten pissed and turned to steroids.. If im gonna blow 200 bucks on shit, the shit is gonna work this time..
 
Yeh, the minute I looked at the title of this post the first thing that came to mind was Boron. I remember when it first came out I wanted to try it out, and my other buddies were too chicken to try it, and they all kept asking me If it was any good and I said I couldnt tell.

What a huge waste of money.

Im sure Ive tried some other crap at some point that I cant think of right now.

Atleast I dont feel so bad now, knowing I wasnt the only sucker that actually paid money for boron. :p
 
Boron is for bone density - what the hell are BB's using it for? Menopausal osteoporosis?

Royal Jelly is a women's supplement.


My worst were:

Xenedrine - HONESTLY - all I lost with it was 40 bucks.

Creatine: Bloated up like a poisoned dog.

Okay - I'm a woman and not a BB - just trying to decrease fat and add a little muscle. Therefore, my needs and reactions to sups would be different.

I've had good results with aminos - arginine and carnitine - and many women I've talked to have also. Again, our needs may be different.

Fawn
 
Melatonin,worked the first time i used it, but woke up the next day feeling like i downed a fifth of jack the night before,ever since then it hasnt done jack for me.
 
Yohimbe. I got a great placebo effect, but we all know how limited the gains are from that.


F


Furious is a level of intensity.
 
Cell-tech tops my list. I could have bought a vial of cyp for that price.:mad:

Norteston and Anoteston too.

Up Your Gas, sounds more like a colon cleanser than a stimulant.
 
Yep, another Cybergenics fool here.

Topical Coyote Urine?

Dude, everyone knows you have to take that shit, dry it out, mix the flakes with propylene glycol, (100 mg of CU, before drying, 1000mg of propylene glycol) and inject it in your ass. Keeps me howling all night long!!

Some guys take it orally, but they're wasting their money.

2Thick's Injection Site has great info on how to inject.
 
Damn if we only knew then what we know now...

1. HMB / Betagen - nice marketing Bill!
2. Smilax- Felt like it was working when I was 13
3. Gainers Fuel/ Ultra Fuel Could they taste any worse?
4. Amino's by weider - my gym bag still smells like piss
5. Exsterol - cant remeber who made this one, bull nuts
6. Androstene,diol and norandro -Made me a $300 stack
7. Syntrabol - bug juice
8. Mythoxy by higher power
9. Progesterone and DHEA
10. So many others that I would like to forget-

Go Big.

Ride Hard-
 
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And no mention of.....

No mention of the Beast? I guess that was included in the homeopathics. The label always looked cool!
 
SHITTY SUPPLEMENTS

1) Methoxy-Pro FUCKING SUCKS didnt do shit
2) Nitro-Tech FUCKIN SUCKED DICK
3) Creatine Syrum FUCKING SUCKED
4) ZMA DIDNT DO JACK FOR ME
5) HMB BLEW DICK
6) The Beast REALLY SUCKED LOL
7) Chromium DIDNT DO SHIT FOR ME
8) Cell-Tech WORKED BUT WAYYYY OVERPRICED
9) Hydroxy-Cut DIDNT DO SHIT FOR ME
10) Chitosan LOL WHAT A JOKE!
 
The only things that I have tried that HAVE worked are creatine- blew up the first time I tried it, protein- for the fat free protein source, multis- keeps ya healthy and ECA stacks- gives me energy to train balls to the wall. Nothing else ever made a difference- hence everything else was a waste of money- utter crap.
 
Hey guys,
i think you've named every product on the market.
What's next, proten.. a hype?
Ha ha, just kidding.
If your going to go legit i so no reason to be crashin on prohormones (helps with recovery, makes your girls happy), and especially the ando poppers. i don't know, i'm not use to gear so the poppers pack a nice buz. I don't see how it could a placebo affect.
 
Anybody use that "Russian Bear" (or something like that) bullshit? We're talkin' like 8 years ago, but hilarious to think about now. Right along with the bull testicles & plant sterols.

Think that was my first sucker purchase and still tops the long list of completely useless crap.

Still gotta go with the topical coyote urine ;)
 
SMILAX-smell like crap, tasted like crap!

Not to mention the damn Betagen rip-off. Why couldn't I have been blessed with a marketing mind like Bill Phillips? What happened to all that money?
:bawling:
 
First off I'd love to thank everyone for the responses. i read them all at once and was literally laughing out loud.

Besides falling for the Betagen hype when it first came out I have been fortunate in what i have bought. But let me warn ya'll...DONT BUY THE SUBLINGUAL LIQUAD CREATINE BY VICOL. waste of time and money
 
O.K guys, you've got to be a SERIOUS vet to remember this, but get ready to laugh if you do:

ANYTHING manufactured by BRICKER LABS!!!!!
 
CELL TECH AKA KOOL AID~ ALL IT DID WAS LOSE ME MONEY

METHOXY PRO~ WOW I DEFINATLY DIDNT GET THAT 10 POUNDS GUARANTEED IN 30 DAYS FROM THAT

ZMASS PM~ I WAS UP TO TAKING 10 CAPS AT NIGHT~ STARVED MYSELF BECAUSE IT HAD TO BE TAKEN ON AN EMPTY STOMCH WITH NO CALCIUM~ FELT NOTHING EXCEPT HUNGER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

NOR ANDRO FUEL BY TWINLAB- SPENT 80 BUX ON A 4 WEEK CYCLE~ SHIT MADE BE WEAKER AND MY WALLET SMALLER
 
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