Dream Experts.....I had some Fucked up Dreams

[Lumberg]

Ok so I dreamed that I gave birth to a baby. Not sure exactly where it came out but it was like WTF!?!?! I didn't know I was pregnant!

My cousin was helping me and after I gave birth I was having horrible diarrhea. He said it was normal.

I got better and we went to the store because the baby was hungry and obviously I had no milk to give. I remember trying to convince this lady to breast feed my baby so it could get real milk.

Weird thing was I just broke up with my gf last night so I was like, which time that we had sex did this happen? And I kinda had unwed mothers syndrome.

Later on in a different dream I dreamt that I was sitting aroudn cracking my toes and the last joint in the second to last toe on my left foot just broke off. Felt like a normal, hard crack but the tip of the thing came off. No blood or anything, it looked kinda like scar tissue. But it still freaked me out so I called the doctor's office in a panic.

THen later on I dreamt that I was helping oversee a roofing job at my mom's old house and these gangsters showed up and killed me. I was on the roof with a nail gun and I was too scared to try to shoot it at the gangsters before they shot me. Plus I didn't know if it woudl have done anything.

So should I just check myself into a mental institution now or what?

 

[WODIN]

Did you have a really large bowel movement yet today?

 

[SoloFlex]

it means a girl you had sex with has either had your baby or will and now you'll be slapped with a huge child support bill

 

[Lumberg]

Did you have a really large bowel movement yet today?

Yes a really nice one this am actually. Why? Baby=giant turd?

 

[jbauer]

It is normal to have wierd dreams after a change in your life's situation. A lot of times dreams can be caused by waht you ate before you went to bed or if you took something.

Unless you read into dreams normally, I wouldn't worry to much about these. If it does, write them down and look something up in a dream book. And i really wouldn't be worried about what Cheesedick said.

Hope your dreams are better tongiht.

 

[2Shy]

I read where symbols like going to the bathroom mean your subconscious is telling you that you need to rid yourself of something in your real life. People trying to kill you means you feel something or someone is stifling a part of you.

Since it was a baby, maybe it's something creative (baby=life) or maybe it just means you want to start over with something (rebirth).

I suppose it could also mean that you want to go up to a strange woman and suck her titties.

I had recurring dreams similar to this (except for giving birth) for so long that I finally read up on them. I'm not a big believer in dream interpretation, but gotta admit that it made sense with what was going on in my life.

My favorite was when I some guys tried to kill me by screwing giant lugnuts into my head.

Curious. Did you break up for real with your GF or was this in your dream? Maybe that "getting rid of something" referred to the break-up if this happened for real.

There's a Usenet group about dream interpretation. Good for a laugh.

 

[Lumberg]

yes I broke up with her for real.

 

[2Shy]

Then I'd say your dream is telling you you did the right thing.