Doping test, how to avoid?

[Voijn]

Hey guys
I am afraid that i am going to be test for ASS use, and i am wondering what to do if it should happen?

I just completed my couse of test 500 and primo 400, beginning HCG and nolva tomorrow. Since i do train inapropriate hours i think they might call me to arrange a meeting with them and the "ASS testers"

is there anything i can do?

 

[Hit_the_weightS]

Go on the sick for a couple of weeks before they call you in.
Just call in and say you have gastroenteritis(stomach flu) highly contagious and very nasty virus.
If you have symptoms of gastroenteritis your doctor won't even get you to attend the surgery as it is so contagious.


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Pain is weakness leaving the Body

 

[Voijn]

Thanks for the tip, but really dont understand? if i say to my doc that i have this virus, he want me to get a surgery? not really what i am looking for!

but they will stop the test if i say ive got it?

 

[Hit_the_weightS]

No this illness is not serious or life threatening it is just very contagious. Vomiting and diohrea


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Pain is weakness leaving the Body

 

[Backtobasicks]

Why're you being tested? Bit confused as to whether work or what is testing you..?

 

[lamged]

Go on the sick for a couple of weeks before they call you in.
Just call in and say you have gastroenteritis(stomach flu) highly contagious and very nasty virus.
If you have symptoms of gastroenteritis your doctor won't even get you to attend the surgery as it is so contagious.


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Pain is weakness leaving the Body

Bro this is the best solution i've ever heard to avoid a AAS test
sure it will work..

 

[moya]

im a bit confused here, who's getting a surgery?

 

[Hit_the_weightS]

Surgery = doctors place of business

Not actual surgery looooool


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Pain is weakness leaving the Body

 

[stevesmi]

if i say to my doc that i have this virus, he want me to get a surgery? not really what i am looking for!

I never knew viruses were cured from surgery, thought the bodies immune system was the only cure.

i concur with whats been said above, what job is this where you know for sure you will get tested? and where do you live? your flag says bosnia, thought eastern europe had liberal laws with steroids?

 

[Backtobasicks]

I never knew viruses were cured from surgery, thought the bodies immune system was the only cure.

i concur with whats been said above, what job is this where you know for sure you will get tested? and where do you live? your flag says bosnia, thought eastern europe had liberal laws with steroids?

Yeah I'm stumped what job is testing people for training obscure hours
Maybe it's school and he's underage and it's not legal; hence the worry -_- which would make this a whole lot worse.

OP how old are you and what's the job.../thing where you're gonna get tested randomly? Then we can try give ideas to try avoid it lol...