Don't you think it's rude when.....

[velvett]

That man must have had serious problems.

In his manly defense... he was rather intoxicated.

 

[danielson]

In his manly defense... he was rather intoxicated.

brewer's droop


never happened to me, but i know plently of friends and relatives who confess their lack of 'attention' when drunk

 

[big4life]

In his manly defense... he was rather intoxicated.

Another very good reason not to drink.

 

[Boach]

I had trouble getting it up once during a one night stand. I couldn't let myself be humiliated so I went down on her forever until I finally could manage to muster up every bit of my will to bring my peter back to it's full glory.

It was a good thing too, cuz she was actually asking for it! It wound up not even being all that good.

 

[Boach]

I had trouble getting it up once during a one night stand. I couldn't let myself be humiliated so I went down on her forever until I finally could manage to muster up every bit of my will to bring my peter back to it's full glory.

It was a good thing too, cuz she was actually asking for it! It wound up not even being all that good.

BTW: I had like 8 or 9 rum and cokes in me.

 

[the nature boy]

This is what the famous Jersey boys refer to as "the stranger"...

yeah that's what we call it here just south of you. Karma for you.

This is crude, but ask your Jersey friends what "The Houdini" is. lol

 

[thin]

a woman passes out while you are having sex with her. I get pissed off because I am working my mojo and then they pass out in the middle of it and I have to wait until they come around again. When they do regain consciousness they say, "I passed out, wow, you are incredible, that never happened to me before." O yeah, sure it never happened to you before.

You need to get her to be more active. Try starting sex with a little rough and tumble play-fighting.

Also switch positions more... missionary is for losers.

-Susan

 

[the nature boy]

Re: Re: Don't you think it's rude when.....

Also switch positions more... missionary is for losers.

losers might be strong. I'd say boring or tame is more accurate. Which means I'd be happy to be boring or tame.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I had that happen once, well, with a man that is and I have to admit I was pretty pissed.


I just ragged on him all day how he couldn't keep (it) up.

O BABY, THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE. He must be gay deep down inside. LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU. First I will get drunk and then you have to get naked for me. If I get aroused I will make love to you right then and there and if I don't I will be your sex slave for an entire year. Imagine, you get a taste of AMERICA'S MOST WANTED (by the women) for an entire year. IT'S A WIN WIN SITUATION.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Re: Re: Don't you think it's rude when.....

You need to get her to be more active. Try starting sex with a little rough and tumble play-fighting.

Also switch positions more... missionary is for losers.

-Susan

Allow me to introduce myself. I am JUAN, I AM THE JUAN THE LADIES WANT. Where are you from? Do you have a revealing pic you can post for the board? In another words, show us your tits. Hehe, giving you the full chat board treatment.