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LOL what woody said
Fitguy308
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This is to easy so I will refrain
are you married? kids?
redsamurai
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dude you're gonna have to be specific here on what exactly she's pissed about. I know guys who aren't even married that have completely lost their sack to their g/f's. Then I know a married guy, just had the second kid a month or so ago....and he's still got it. It just depends on what exactly is going on.
yeah, i know. all bs aside, I want to do right by her. but i think she's "nesting" and getting a little crazy. wants me home when she wants me home, etc
we had a big fight last night and I have to make it right since she's carrying my child but would like to keep my nuts in the process.
WoodyO
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Your going to need to make some sacrifices. I refused to change anything about myself, and now I'm pushing 40, separated and I spend all my time with a 4 year old when I'm not working.
Can I rebel?
Yes. This is why I found a female who is almost exactly like me. No compromising. No catering to and ass kissing. She doesnt expect it. Not that i dont cater to her. But when I do its appreciated, not expected.
PICK3
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and sum to their b/f's
Fuck that you're a grown man
Better tell her it's call MANkind, not womankind.
Give that bitch a broom and tell her if she leaves the kitchen again without permission it better be to save your life
Better tell her it's call MANkind, not womankind.
Give that bitch a broom and tell her if she leaves the kitchen again without permission it better be to save your life
redsamurai
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how could you even lose your balls to another guy? there's like 4 balls in play at any given time, it's impossible to lose them. And i guess that's the "upside" to the lifestyle that 'you" and "your people" are always talkng about eh?
PICK3
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ololololol!
This x 10000
PICK3
New member
Still just saying rob, maid makes life much smoother and shit
Im not even married yet and i can see the value
PICK3
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how much you pay her?
pffftttttt!! pfft!
I haven't even won this deal in my house and I dont even HAVE balls to lose
tho there was that....oh nvm
I need more lemon pledge.
advice in this thread may only be given by those without a proven track record of fucking someone else while the hubby is out.
This concludes your service announcement
know wut her right foot said to her left?
Nothing. They've never met...
Nah i'm just kiddin shirlz. I'm not tryin to call you a slut lol
Just sayin, if your vagina had a password, it would be 'password'
maybe he meant one day a year
yeah for sure would be great once the baby gets here. never gave it thought since we have never really fought about cleanliness
Anal
he had to have meant that...and heres a secret...Ive never won that argument either
*sigh*
bigbass...how did you know the password was password??? fuck..now I gotta change it to something clever like abc123 or something
shouldnt have to fight about that much if you punch her hard enough the first time
Gross
freeze, spread em' ?
she sneezed and pissed the kitchen chair a little and i lost it.
lol no really, because i came home later than she wanted basically. the sneeze-piss has happened but i just lol'd
What were you doing?
hunting then working out. had some shit I was supposed to do at home but she had already done it so it blew up. she seems to have forgotten who runs shit around here
canadianhitman
Well-known member
You have the right to a guy's night out every week. Be it a poker night, beers, football on a Sunday...whatever. Do not ever, EVER give up this fundamental right.
canadianhitman
Well-known member
Also, her stomping her feet and having a tantrum because you didn't do what she wanted EXACTLY when she wanted you to do it....then doing it herself so she would have a reason to bitch about it...is bullshit. Do not apologize for it...ever. Because really, was doing it the next day going to make a lick of difference? Of course not. She just wanted a reason to throw a fit.
I play poker most every week bro. She's really a great wife. This nesting shit is really making her crazy from time to time
Nothing a good swift back hand wont fix.
I agree 100% which is why it blew up. She had her dad helping her move some shit around for some work we're having done for the nursery and I hate that shit. I would've done it when I got home regardless of the time if it had to be done.
Its all good though. I never stay in trouble more than 24 hours at a time
I just tell my wife to get the fuck over it. She loves that.
Damn we pay ours 40 bucks for 4 hours once a week
zeosim
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Well it's not exactly 2 hours more like 1hour to 1.5 but by the time I rendevous with my gym partner get there, it's like a 2 hour ordeal. As for routine I agree I'm there a little to much I'm looking into new routines. 3 days how do you work your body hard enough with only three days?
Easily, focus on the compound movements that incorporate more than one muscle group.
*choking
make sure its while shes sleeping
PICK3
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do u slip her a bone every once in awhile?
a couple hours later than usual. we never "agreed on a time to move stuff around." she assumed I wasn't going to do it since I was home late.
her having her dad stop by was really what pissed me off. I cut her a lot of slack usually
nothing to misunderstand. she overreacted to me being home late and I probably overreacted to her dad helping her. everything is cool now though. I can talk my way out of anything if I really need to
WoodyO
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nothing to misunderstand. she overreacted to me being home late and I probably overreacted to her dad helping her. everything is cool now though. I can talk my way out of anything if I really need to
Neither of you carry a phone?
olololololololollllll!!!!
yeah, guess I should call/text her as I check in everywhere
Put your foot down and tell her if she doesn't like it fuck off
^^^^ you mean one of them little talkity boxes for your hand without a wire?
i really should know by now not to make halfway serious threads here
lolololololol
nothing to misunderstand. she overreacted to me being home late and I probably overreacted to her dad helping her. everything is cool now though. I can talk my way out of anything if I really need to
Good. Now get your balls untangled and stfu
You do realize that deadbeat dad = daddy issues, right?
Right, and do a 2 way or 3 way split. Lift heavy ass weight, less volume, more frequency. Did I mention eat more?
canadianhitman
Well-known member
LOL
As long as he clued her in that doing an end-run around him to go cry to daddy will be met with nasty backlash in the future, it's all good.
thanks for verifying that how I handle my marriage is correct by EF standards
digimon7068
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i work, i lift weights and i spend time with my wife and kids...that's it. i have one night out with the boys per year...the saturday before the first day of buck season and, honestly? i'm happy...i like my life.
Thanks Clarke W Griswold now stfu and gtfo
Weve discussed it at length and she made peace with the situation long ago it seems. The topic of her dad doesnt "set her off" or anything.
nice mop rob..
Headholio
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I'd lose my mind if I couldn't head up to the mountains to be in the wilderness, for a hike, or with my bike, or a day of skiing.
Weekends are short and there is plenty to do at home, but I've got to get out.
I've always been like that. I'm kind of a loner. We've had our battles, but not for a long time. She figured out that there is no other option for me.
On the other hand, I definitely gave up a lot of what I like to do, in order to raise my kids and be with the family and take care of the house.
But if I need to go, I go. And she knows not to ask when I'm going to be home.
Weekends are short and there is plenty to do at home, but I've got to get out.
I've always been like that. I'm kind of a loner. We've had our battles, but not for a long time. She figured out that there is no other option for me.
On the other hand, I definitely gave up a lot of what I like to do, in order to raise my kids and be with the family and take care of the house.
But if I need to go, I go. And she knows not to ask when I'm going to be home.
I'm going to kill myself now
digimon7068
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i'd rather spend all day saturday in a high school gym yelling "wrist control!!!!" at my kid than go wander around in the fucking woods or play golf...i only get a few more years of that shit and then they're gone...i'm not missing any of it.
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