Do you think some body wash makers do this on purpose?

[jackangel]

Currently, I'm using a bottle of Lever 2000 body wash. But motherfuck, the soap comes out in super-slippery clumps. Half the time, I squirt some on my palm and then bring my hands together to lather it up...BUT, before I can do that, the fucking blob slides off my palm and onto the tub floor.

Wtf? I bet I lose 40% of the soap this way. Other products aren't all like this. I think these guys are formulating their gunk scrub in such a way as to make a dude use up his stash more quickly, then go out and buy more.

This is how they get you.

 

[jnevin]

I always use too much shaving cream. Totally related.

 

[habitualhealth]

lame attempt at getting the men to visualize you naked and sudsy.



amateur.

 

[the_clockwork]

I use a washcloth to lather it on. and no i did not picture him naked

 

[youngguns]

Or bars of soap, always slip and make you bend over.

 

[swole]

Currently, I'm using a bottle of Lever 2000 body wash. But motherfuck, the soap comes out in super-slippery clumps. Half the time, I squirt some on my palm and then bring my hands together to lather it up...BUT, before I can do that, the fucking blob slides off my palm and onto the tub floor.

Wtf? I bet I lose 40% of the soap this way. Other products aren't all like this. I think these guys are formulating their gunk scrub in such a way as to make a dude use up his stash more quickly, then go out and buy more.

This is how they get you.

lever 2000 (and suave) is a low priority and profit bodywash, it's made using the cheapest method possible..basically a big ol' mixer tank

that slippery clumpage is caused by the surfactants we use in it (i'm assuming betaine and sodium laureth sulfate)...if more money was involved more time would be spent hitting the target viscosity

get a loofah you homophobic narcissist

 

[jackangel]

i'll throw rocks at you. don't think i won't.

hh, are you imagining me that way. so transparent.

wait till i post pics. i'm way more cut now, especially in the palms region.