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Do you run when he cums too soon?

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Stefka

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Okay I'm reading an article in Psychology Today, I never read this mag, but Smurf was recommending an article bout being in the present moment. This is a cornerstone of what my psych field revolves around. Anyway, I came across an this article that says that most chicks dichotimize men into good or bad. It also goes on to say if they cum too soon, we have the tendency to run. The article uses evolutionary psych, but there is far more to it than that.

Anyway, my question is has this ever happened to you? How soon is too soon to cum? What is the shortest you've put up with?



Discuss.
 
Might as well aim for their eye I guess since you'll probably never see them again. I luckily don't have this problem.
 
She has a point, my thread I didn't think was mysoginistic, but now I see it clearly, yeah it was.
I'm kinda embarrrassed now, sorry Stefka.
 
"damn girl, I got mine, now you get yours"

jk

if he does what that means is he is either immature, or he's a selfish person in a sexual relationship and probably in all other things..

unless it's a quickie, then its every man for themself..
 
good thing my wife didn't. . .hell, she still gets me so wound up sometimes that i have trouble holdin' my mudd. . .
 
I call bullshit on that theory...

Gotta be a pretty cold woman to do something like that...

We all know the first time round with a woman, or even the second, third fourth, fiftenth hundred is the time when a guy comes quite quick cause it's new, it's fresh and it usually doesn't smell like rotten onions.

As time goes by, time goes by to release the beast and its contents
 
Thats why we invented awesome pills like viagra and cialis.

Also the peak around 4-5 beers which will keep ya going forever.
 
Cardinal Slin said:
I call bullshit on that theory...

Gotta be a pretty cold woman to do something like that...

We all know the first time round with a woman, or even the second, third fourth, fiftenth hundred is the time when a guy comes quite quick cause it's new, it's fresh and it usually doesn't smell like rotten onions.

As time goes by, time goes by to release the beast and its contents
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word
 
-Ariel- said:
Okay I'm reading an article in Psychology Today, I never read this mag, but Smurf was recommending an article bout being in the present moment. This is a cornerstone of what my psych field revolves around. Anyway, I came across an this article that says that most dudes dichotimize women into good or bad. It also goes on to say if we hit it too soon, we have the tendency to walk. The article uses evolutionary psych, but there is far more to it than that.

Anyway, my question is has this ever happened to you? How long is too long to wait? What is the longest you have waited?
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A+ parody thread.



:cow:
 
Bino said:
ariel sets us up so easily
some threads are made for parottttty
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LOL
The only one I'm setting up is me.
Still off of my blunder did come some funny shit.

I'm just glad no one's pissed.
So yeah I"m all good.
 
I'm different,......I totally get-off on watching my partner cum.
My favorite thing is going down on a girl, and seeing her pleasure is as satisfying as anything I could experience.....

I could do it all-day/night
 
Cardinal Slin said:
I call bullshit on that theory...

Gotta be a pretty cold woman to do something like that...

We all know the first time round with a woman, or even the second, third fourth, fiftenth hundred is the time when a guy comes quite quick cause it's new, it's fresh and it usually doesn't smell like rotten onions.

As time goes by, time goes by to release the beast and its contents
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Premature Ejaculator Alert!
 
how can you "cum too soon"?

:confused: :confused: :confused:

Isn't that like crossing the finish line "too soon"??????
 
samoth said:
*psst* It was purely a parody thread; nothing personal at all



:cow:
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i had to chime in any way. . .if i don't do it several times a week, i'm no damn good at all. . .no quality without quantity. . .i'm just an excitable boy. :)



Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Susie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
and he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the Home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy. . .RIP Warren :(
 
Stefka said:
Okay I'm reading an article in Psychology Today, I never read this mag, but Smurf was recommending an article bout being in the present moment. This is a cornerstone of what my psych field revolves around. Anyway, I came across an this article that says that most chicks dichotimize men into good or bad. It also goes on to say if they cum too soon, we have the tendency to run. The article uses evolutionary psych, but there is far more to it than that.

Anyway, my question is has this ever happened to you? How soon is too soon to cum? What is the shortest you've put up with?



Discuss.
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Fortis, decorus lepidus mulier.
 
jnevin said:
Dude, if/when I start dating again I'll be such a herb. I wouldn't even know what to say or do it's been so long.
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At first yeah, but after one date, if it's not the one, your shit would just kick back in.
As long as you opening convo isn't bout anal sex after fish dinner, or whatever,
You would be just fine.
 
when you think about things on the first date is when it goes badly.
 
-Ariel- said:
LOL
I think it would be scarier if she was captivated with
your dialogue over anal sex after a fish sandwich or whatever.
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how about a 1 up contest where you each share a sexual exploit trying to 1 up the other person..

plus it's like sharing sexual partner info with the person..

Start off mild and remember to hold the back the time you were a sex slave to the Russian Mofia..
 
digimon7068 said:
i had to chime in any way. . .if i don't do it several times a week, i'm no damn good at all. . .no quality without quantity. . .i'm just an excitable boy. :)



Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Susie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
and he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the Home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy. . .RIP Warren :(
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That's some pretty twisted shit right there.
 
digimon7068 said:
i had to chime in any way. . .if i don't do it several times a week, i'm no damn good at all. . .no quality without quantity. . .i'm just an excitable boy. :)



Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Susie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
and he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the Home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy. . .RIP Warren :(
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I have Lawyers, Guns and Money as my ringback tone.
 
Am I the only one giggling myself silly watching samoth make sure that everyone understood it was a parody thread and had nothing to do with him?? (supposedly):lmao:
 
redsamurai said:
Am I the only one giggling myself silly watching samoth make sure that everyone understood it was a parody thread and had nothing to do with him?? (supposedly):lmao:
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LOL, I was waiting for the Samoth implications to start rolling in. (I'm kinda disappointed there wasn't more Samote-pwnage; c'mon, this one was easy! :D)



:cow:
 
samoth said:
LOL, I was waiting for the Samoth implications to start rolling in. (I'm kinda disappointed there wasn't more Samote-pwnage; c'mon, this one was easy! :D)



:cow:
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nigga's is slippin up in here. I remember just a few months ago there would have been at least 2-3 guys all over this one, it would have been entertainment for the week. What's happening to this place?? :confused:
 
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