do you have any clue how hard it is

[KillahBee]

not to masturbate when you work from home? seriously, i've trained myself to wack one out whenever i have down time, am stressed, can't concentrate or am on a large non-participatory conference call. but i realize that i beat mr. slappy a little too hard recently and he has some battle wounds. there's a good chance this chick is gonna see my dick for the first time tonight, so i want to make sure he's presentable. thus, i've instituted a no-jackin policy for the last 3 days. shit, this is harder than parallel parking

 

[nimbus]

switch up your stroke

 

[gstacker]

Lmao.... I try an uphold the same policy and the day before, some sexy shit comes on tv and give in haha

 

[shrimp poboy]

Toss in a lil net porn and i can beat off all day

 

[miplank]

switch up your stroke

lolololol

 

[KillahBee]

switch up your stroke

eh, that's too much of a commitment for me at this point in my life.

 

[DJ_UFO]

wackin off that hard will train your cawk to that pressure and then you won't be able to cum with the bitch.

 

[KillahBee]

wackin off that hard will train your cawk to that pressure and then you won't be able to cum with the bitch.

nah, that's not the case with me. my only issue is that it's difficult to cum with a chick if I'm not being borderline illegal aggressive with her.

 

[gstacker]

wackin off that hard will train your cawk to that pressure and then you won't be able to cum with the bitch.

That's when it's time to hit the back door :0

 

[DJ_UFO]

That's when it's time to hit the back door :0

yeah. And make her drink a cup of dark coffee before so her ass is tight as a balloon knot.