do u think she knows

[Sub-Zero]

i wonder if my mom noticed the handlotion right by my mousepad as she came into my room to talk to me

 

[Smurfy]

probably not

 

[hamstershaver]

lol probably

 

[Smurfy]

I dont think a mom would immediately associate hand lotion with jacking off

 

[hamstershaver]

I dont think a mom would immediately associate hand lotion with jacking off

i agree most moms associate their teenage boys and lotion with them wanting smooth skin

 

[eat big]

She probably noticed it but did not know what it was exactly used for.

 

[eat big]

You should just write on it in permanent market "Motion Lotion". So then there's no doubt she knows what it's for.

 

[Devastation]

lmao. of course she knows

 

[SheDragon]

i didnt know guys used handlotion for that. i really didnt!

 

[eat big]

i didnt know guys used handlotion for that. i really didnt!

I don't use hand lotion for it either.

 

[Smurfy]

see, everywoman might not know that.

 

[c00per]

i wonder if my mom noticed the handlotion right by my mousepad as she came into my room to talk to me

Probably not.
She was most likely distracted by the stains on the wall.

 

[McFakerton]

Depends on your mom. Mine isn't naive at all, so I imagine she'd get it if she saw it. However, she also might not even notice it.

 

[digimon7068]

JERKins??

 

[Mr. dB]

Was there a box of kleenex next to the bottle?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Was there a box of kleenex next to the bottle?

a package, the portoable kind

 

[galaxy]

dude...do yourself a favor and buy some warming ky jelly...........and no not even with you

 

[stilleto]

Probably not.
She was most likely distracted by the stains on the wall.

and the ceiling.

 

[eat big]

and the ceiling.

Some of my troops got stuck on the top of my car ceiling after a rampid session of road head from teh woman.

 

[Sub-Zero]

dude...do yourself a favor and buy some warming ky jelly...........and no not even with you

is it awsome?

i would just rub that shit all over my body

 

[eat big]

is it awsome?

i would just rub that shit all over my body

It's not cheap either.

 

[stilleto]

Some of my troops got stuck on the top of my car ceiling after a rampid session of road head from teh woman.

your girl must be jewish.

 

[gotmilk]

leave a papercup full of semen next to the hand lotion. That will get her attention

 

[Testosterone boy]

leave a papercup full of semen next to the hand lotion. That will get her attention

You and Razorguns.


Have a knack.


For making posts.


That make me think.


"Thats just weird."

 

[megamania500]

just toss out the handlotion alltogether and get yourself one of these:

http://www.realdoll.com/

 

[Recruit]

Get a lock...

 

[madbomber31]

she probably didnt notice the lotion, but did notice your hands stroking your penis.

 

[healother]

lol,
depends on the mother.

 

[HiDnGoD]

she probably didnt notice the lotion, but did notice your hands stroking your penis.

That's a dead give away