I had to stop using the locker room at my sports club because the guys there are just foul. It's like they go out of their way to be naked all the time. I mean jesus christ wrap a towel around your waist or throw on a pair of boxers after you dry off. Here are some things that just shouldnt be done in the locker room:
1. Dont talk to me if you dont have a towel around your waist and you are butt naked. Im sick and tired of guys trying to strike up conversations with me in the locker room while their balls are hanging out. Im not a fag, and if you are naked I have no interest in talking to you. For that matter even if you have a towel around your waist I still have no interest in talking to you.
2. guys who put their feet up on the counter tops and use the blow dryers to dry their balls off and the rest of their body. use a fuckin towel.
3. Guys who stand around naked shooting the shit about last nights game. Again throw on some boxers. You arent fooling anyone. You are either a complete fag or have some other type of mental disorder.
4. Guys who are in the bathroom using the mirrors to shave and comb their hair but are also butt naked. Jesus christ wrap a towel first!
5. guys who stand in front of the mirrors butt ass naked flexing. enough said.
The male human body is not attractive. Granted we all enjoy the way we look when we are jacked, ripped, shredded, getting swole as fuck etc..... but no one else really gives a shit. Furthermore it is usually the fat, really skinny or really old dudes that stand around naked the whole time they are in the locker room. But also some of the younger cats parade around the locker room, drinking their sports drinks, talking on their cell phones etc. with their cock & balls out.
Now a locker room was created to change, shower, groom etc.. It's not time for naked social hour. No one wants to see your small dick, or your hairy fucking balls. So if any of this applies to you, WRAP A TOWEL!!!!
1. Dont talk to me if you dont have a towel around your waist and you are butt naked. Im sick and tired of guys trying to strike up conversations with me in the locker room while their balls are hanging out. Im not a fag, and if you are naked I have no interest in talking to you. For that matter even if you have a towel around your waist I still have no interest in talking to you.
2. guys who put their feet up on the counter tops and use the blow dryers to dry their balls off and the rest of their body. use a fuckin towel.
3. Guys who stand around naked shooting the shit about last nights game. Again throw on some boxers. You arent fooling anyone. You are either a complete fag or have some other type of mental disorder.
4. Guys who are in the bathroom using the mirrors to shave and comb their hair but are also butt naked. Jesus christ wrap a towel first!
5. guys who stand in front of the mirrors butt ass naked flexing. enough said.
The male human body is not attractive. Granted we all enjoy the way we look when we are jacked, ripped, shredded, getting swole as fuck etc..... but no one else really gives a shit. Furthermore it is usually the fat, really skinny or really old dudes that stand around naked the whole time they are in the locker room. But also some of the younger cats parade around the locker room, drinking their sports drinks, talking on their cell phones etc. with their cock & balls out.
Now a locker room was created to change, shower, groom etc.. It's not time for naked social hour. No one wants to see your small dick, or your hairy fucking balls. So if any of this applies to you, WRAP A TOWEL!!!!