Disgusting Locker Room Behavior!

[atown777]

I had to stop using the locker room at my sports club because the guys there are just foul. It's like they go out of their way to be naked all the time. I mean jesus christ wrap a towel around your waist or throw on a pair of boxers after you dry off. Here are some things that just shouldnt be done in the locker room:

1. Dont talk to me if you dont have a towel around your waist and you are butt naked. Im sick and tired of guys trying to strike up conversations with me in the locker room while their balls are hanging out. Im not a fag, and if you are naked I have no interest in talking to you. For that matter even if you have a towel around your waist I still have no interest in talking to you.

2. guys who put their feet up on the counter tops and use the blow dryers to dry their balls off and the rest of their body. use a fuckin towel.

3. Guys who stand around naked shooting the shit about last nights game. Again throw on some boxers. You arent fooling anyone. You are either a complete fag or have some other type of mental disorder.

4. Guys who are in the bathroom using the mirrors to shave and comb their hair but are also butt naked. Jesus christ wrap a towel first!

5. guys who stand in front of the mirrors butt ass naked flexing. enough said.

The male human body is not attractive. Granted we all enjoy the way we look when we are jacked, ripped, shredded, getting swole as fuck etc..... but no one else really gives a shit. Furthermore it is usually the fat, really skinny or really old dudes that stand around naked the whole time they are in the locker room. But also some of the younger cats parade around the locker room, drinking their sports drinks, talking on their cell phones etc. with their cock & balls out.

Now a locker room was created to change, shower, groom etc.. It's not time for naked social hour. No one wants to see your small dick, or your hairy fucking balls. So if any of this applies to you, WRAP A TOWEL!!!!

 

[rockdoc]

Old guys love to walk around naked in the locker room. I think they've just lost all sense of modesty by the time they're in their 60's.

 

[Nelson Montana]

I'm with ya brother. Same with the sauna. Would it kill you to throw a towel around that junk? Then again, you KNOW some of them are trying to attract attention.

I never understood how it was supposedly be acceptable for guys to "hang" with each other butt naked. WTF? Modesty aside, isn't that more than a little gay?

It's especially funny when one guy is hung like a salami and the other guy is a midget mushroom and they're chatting away like it's a day in the park. LOL! Have some pride dude!

I don't do anything in the locker room other than put my jacket and bag away. I want to get in and out of that foul smelling place as soon as possible.

 

[SLAYER69!]

I'm with Nelson. I can drive the 5 miles home to take a shower. do all these guys have a hot date waiting for them outside the gym that they need to spend an hour cleaning and grooming themselves there.

 

[airsmith2k]

lol everytime i walk into the locker room theres always a fat old dude naked walkin around and i just turn around and bolt out asap

 

[RADAR]

Lucky me my gym is at home,however i have two gyms about 3 miles from my house,and free membership to boot, i don't mind driving home, because after working out i jump into the steam room at home,then shower, nothing,and I mean Nothing feels better than a steam bath.


RADAR

 

[wolfman87]

there's not a whole lot of that goin on at my gym, or any gym i've been to really. maybe it's just cause i live in texas where gay behavior is not tolerated. now at the indoor swimming pool in my town you gotta expect something to that degree but they don't anything but walk from the shower to their locker and put on their clothes. there isn't any chat chit going on.

 

[GUESS]

lmao!! Couldn`t of said it better!

 

[enacer420nj]

Well said bro you should print and post that shit in the locker room...when there isnt a pile of cock in your face lol

 

[bigjd69]

I saw a Naked old guy one day in the locker room cutting his long-ass toe nails!!! It was so FOUL!!!

 

[enacer420nj]

I saw a Naked old guy one day in the locker room cutting his long-ass toe nails!!! It was so FOUL!!!

You know your were trying to catch the shrapnel with your mouth...like when they toss shrimp at the hibachi bar.

 

[brew]

LOL, I avoid my locker room at all costs. Lucky for me I can access the sauna through the pool area and they enforce clothing. But when I have to take a piss in the locker room it's a strict eyes on the ceiling policy. Last thing I need when I'm trying to get pumped up for a workout is some old fat dudes junk burned into my corneas.

 

[sixxtoes]

the worst was when some old guy was trimming his ball hair cus 'he had a date'. needless to say, i changed gyms!

 

[aug181983]

lol i feel ya i been in the gym for alittle over 2yrs and theres tons of these fuc*ers walking around so i just dont go in there anymore unless i got to take a piss of course. i get dressed at home before i go to the gym......lol.......damn wierdos

 

[chewyxrage]

I saw two fat naked bikers off 17 in the woods having sex.

How am I supposed to squat with that going on?

 

[Razorguns]

A fucking men.

this is why i run in, change, get the fuck out.

r

 

[lartinos]

For this very reason i use the outside lockers that I'm not supposed to use to put my shit in. i refuse to shower and walk around inside. Too many gays at the gym anyway, always an uncomfortable experience in there.

 

[binö]

if jay cutler was in your locker room nekkid would you scope his junk?

 

[needtogetarmy]

you all need to stop hanging out at rnch's kountry klub.

 

[seaking420]

+1 to this thread

 

[Razorguns]

Like I always say

"I have no problems with gays. Until I go to the locker room at my gym"

r

 

[Creepusmaximus]

I'm with ya brother. Same with the sauna. Would it kill you to throw a towel around that junk? I don't do anything in the locker room other than put my jacket and bag away. I want to get in and out of that foul smelling place as soon as possible.

The straight gave the sauna to the non straights years ago.

If I wasn't hitting on you in the gym I'm not going to change my mind in the locker room.

 

[Arabian]

Oh and what about the old guys walking around naked with there ANT EATERS SWINGING

 

[Cutiebaby]

pussies
Did ya'll hide in gym class in school too?

 

[Creepusmaximus]

pussies
Did ya'll hide in gym class in school too?

You have never been in a guys locker room at the gym. It's just over the top.

 

[Razorguns]

pussies
Did ya'll hide in gym class in school too?

Quick, someone throw in her a room and surround her with naked old fat men!!!

10 bucks.

r

 

[Mr. dB]

I also hate it if someone talks to me while standing at the urinal. Man, if I've got my hand on my dick, and you've got your hand on your dick, that is NOT time for a friendly conversation. Jesus.

As for the gym, I guess I've led a sheltered life, I have yet to witness anyone blowdrying their nether regions.

In the locker room, I always choose a locker near the door, on the outside wall, so that when I'm facing the locker dealing with my clothes and belongings, my back is turned to the rest of the room and I see nothing. And no way would I ever shower in that joint, I'd rather stink for the rest of the afternoon. Also I don't wanna catch athlete's foot from one of those fuckers. At least our sauna requires shorts. All I do in the locker room is change from street pants to gym shorts, as quickly as possible.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

No one wants to see your small dick, or your hairy fucking balls.

how do you know there small or hairy if you're not interested and have not been lookin

 

[seaking420]

how do you know there small or hairy if you're not interested and have not been lookin

Its probably one of those times when you look at someone/thing that is so aweful and nasty but you cant help to look because its so nasty

 

[pdaddyII]

Old guys love to walk around naked in the locker room. I think they've just lost all sense of modesty by the time they're in their 60's.

...says naked avatar guy

 

[shrimp poboy]

When i take test i like to beat off in the handicap stall after my work out

 

[nab12]

there's not a whole lot of that goin on at my gym, or any gym i've been to really. maybe it's just cause i live in texas where gay behavior is not tolerated. now at the indoor swimming pool in my town you gotta expect something to that degree but they don't anything but walk from the shower to their locker and put on their clothes. there isn't any chat chit going on.

Gay behavior is not tolerated in TX? What do you do kick their ass and drive them to Oklahoma? I bet you guys really show 'em dont ya!

 

[aquatic_glories]

epic thread!!!

 

[atown777]

how do you know there small or hairy if you're not interested and have not been lookin

LOL, I knew someone would sooner or later go here. That would be like me walking into work naked and then calling my coworkers all fags for noticing Im naked.

Nice try though.

 

[NEO1]

The all time gross out IMO is bare asses on the benches. Crap people! I sit there!

 

[cindylou]

The all time gross out IMO is bare asses on the benches. Crap people! I sit there!

old ladies with vaginas doing it is even more gross

 

[Mr. dB]

Gay behavior is not tolerated in TX?

Apparently he's never been to Houston or Dallas...

 

[Jacob Creutzfeldt]

old ladies with vaginas doing it is even more gross

A prolapsed vagina squished on a bench? I would rather take my chances sitting on the aforementioned handicap toilet seat.

 

[AztecWarrior]

No shit. Naked old guys just taking there sweet damn time in the lockers. Put on some underwear atleast. Fuck. There's something wrong with them or they just don't give a fuck. Every gym I've ever been to has dudes like this. If someone trys to talk to me naked like that, I'll just walk by them and not answer. What's the worse is you have to go to the lockers to go use the restroom and when you come out, there is some old fart blow drying his hair by the sinks, that I need to wash my hands at. You can't just get paper to dry off my hands, got to use the dryer that seems to take forever.

 

[walliwalibus]

Wait a sec. I thought it was normal behavior to actually spread my ass before I sat on the bench, with no underwear on? I thought Drying my balls with the dryer was normal, except for the discharge, which I did check into (she called it stimulation). My fav is the guy with his butt nekkid ass bending over for his clothes in front of me. Oh yeah... that there just makes a great day.

I am kinda funny, no homo though. I don't like it when people touch their balls (or vaggies) and not wash their hands. Thought I caught myself smelling my hand one day after shaking hands with this nice lady. I was thinking I wanted to be her lap dog.