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[TEXgrl]

i love you nathan!

 

[HappyScrappy]

when I say on here that I just shit my pants - rest assurred that I really did just shit my pants. no really, just now.

 

[havoc]

do i have to make a few phone calls to the city of houston, mr. bout to get his block knocked off?

No, my bad, but look at TEXgrl's avatar for me in this thread, yes sir.

 

[supersizeme]

that is a splendid ass. i usually have avatars turned off, but i turned it on because i trust you and your judgment when it comes to females and had to have a look. havoc, if you and i and texgirl crashed into the mountains and ran out of food and were forced to eat one of each other, i'd probably throw you off the mountain white ninja style in the ultimate life or death cockblock and then ravage this woman until i either starved to death, or until i decided to walk down the mountain and cut off your entire to back to serve as a small to medium sized snack for both texgirl and i to share. we boys, right?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I too have avatars turned off - but I just click on their profile when I want to see the avatar.

just a lil somthing for ya

 

[havoc]

that is a splendid ass. i usually have avatars turned off, but i turned it on because i trust you and your judgment when it comes to females and had to have a look. havoc, if you and i and texgirl crashed into the mountains and ran out of food and were forced to eat one of each other, i'd probably throw you off the mountain white ninja style in the ultimate life or death cockblock and then ravage this woman until i either starved to death, or until i decided to walk down the mountain and cut off your entire to back to serve as a small to medium sized snack for both texgirl and i to share. we boys, right?

Yes we boys, I would do the same, that ass deserves a tongue thrashing. paz

 

[Nathan]

i love you nathan!

Oh my! tee hee...the feeling is mutual. I like your avatar. It's pretty.

Now, I did not mean this as a personal assault on all rhinocerii out there. More power to 'em ya know? It's just that if you're going to fuck a rock then you might want to try throwing a pillow in there or something to prevent chafing. That reminds me of a time when I thought it might be fun to sand my ass with one of those high-powered machine sander thingys. Man alive, I swear to god that they had to name a new, deeper color of red after my ass on that day. It's called magenta...I'm not actually sure if magenta is a purplish red or not but I hope so other wise I'd feel like an ass. Anyways, magenta is named after my ass and that's really all there is to it dammit. Don't argue with me. Also, I forgot to mention that while the rhino was fucking that rock, I was doing the 'robot' and 'moonwalking' cause I'm really good at it and do it all the time. It's something else.

 

[HappyScrappy]

post a pic jackstick

 

[Nathan]

post a pic jackstick

What's a jackstick? How many of those do you have? How much would it be for me to buy two from you? Actually, I want three or four.

 

[HappyScrappy]

you can add jack to anything and then refer to someone as that.
got it razmoket?