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Dearest Asshole,
Hi. This is Bob. You never returned my calls? What the fuck you dirty asshole! How am I supposed to run a successful sanctuary without your tithes and offerings? Youve blasphemed me and my holy chapel. As mother always said....Homey Beef and Asscrack Malone went up the hill To fetch a pail of sorrow . Homey Beef fell down and broke his clown and Asscrack Malone came on my face. My nigger fell up so Homey Beef got down... and home he trotted merrily....as fast as he could he disassembled himself and went to bed and plastered his head with asscrack melt and brown paper. Aside from that everything in the church is going well. I'll have you know Ive recruited seven suicidal mexicans and we have a great choir now. Also Ive set up a counsil of seven men. They have the discriminationg eye. They see wickedness as soon as it comes into my chapel and they cast it into the downward spiral. Tumbling and tumbling it goes! It excels! YES! Let me tell you more about the choir. It includes the famous group Johnny and the Asscracks. These guys are simply amazing. With talent like Tim "Hot Ass" Willis on the crippler, Earl "Fat Ass" Redding on the banjo,Stupid Ass Nigel in the lowrider busting caps,Danielle "The Fag" Asshole jumping around naked onstage,Dr."The Ass" on the saxaphone,Asscrack Malone as the conducter,Wu-hang Assho serving eggrolls,Bootassleg thou bunneth critiquing himself,and of course Skull Ass Destroyer playing with himself onstage... its sure to be a winner! War is hell. And in my sermons I preach the importance of "manning the boat", "releasing the balls" and other lost concepts. War is an unarmed conflict between groups of bricken wild cigar and redneck removal specialists . War is also found elsewhere in Hitler's refrigeration unit. Since the stomping of snax N jacksons in 1776 things have never been the same. You see since the introduction of snax N jacksons in 1775 ,by Bob's Choice Foods ,Jews were immediately trying to aquire my snax N jacksons for thier superior taste and quality (often referred to as Crap in a Box)..So in order to stop the jews from eating my snacks I sent out hordes of buckwild rednecks to stampede through tons of my snax N jacksons.Although millions of lives were lost, it made me feel good inside. Unfortunately this led to the genetic mutation known as Nigha Mungubel (AKA Jack B. Nipple) Through out all of recorded history man has been involved in hostility for different aims: snax N Jacksons , wooden shoes , pure welded beer can steel , backwards asscrack domination, security and asscrack paste . Until modern times most wars were fought with rubber penises , but modern spinning swastica weapons of mass destruction can eliminate whole populations and endanger the seamless wonder of the human race. Your fired I hate you you filthy piece of shit die and rot in hell. May the elephant man eat your insiduous remains!
Pastor Bob
EAT YOUR ASSCRACK SANDWHICH!
I come inside my sal and his plastic titties blow up doll at friggin lunch time and then again right after nazi bunker funhouse on TV. It's often inconvenient, but im sticking to the rule. I feed friggin elephant man and the ass crackler and all my backward bald slaves as well .I tidy up the outhouse before it starts to smell. This is my life. How did you get so long? How did you get so big? These are the questions I ask the brown monstrosity that emerges from my asscrack with his ever so elegant crown. He ignores me. So typically I smear him on my face. The brown shitman would be disgraced. Yes I know. But indeed all must pay the ultimate price! I dont know what else to say. I believe Ive said all that is possible to say. My ass cheeks are growing hard now as I am aroused by the thought of "friggin elephant man" as I mentioned earlier.
He is so sexy. I want our corpses to rot together and then I want to burn with him in hell as he commands all who are under him. Isnt this what life is all about? Kiss my ass
FUCKALOO,
Fuckin Beast
Hi. This is Bob. You never returned my calls? What the fuck you dirty asshole! How am I supposed to run a successful sanctuary without your tithes and offerings? Youve blasphemed me and my holy chapel. As mother always said....Homey Beef and Asscrack Malone went up the hill To fetch a pail of sorrow . Homey Beef fell down and broke his clown and Asscrack Malone came on my face. My nigger fell up so Homey Beef got down... and home he trotted merrily....as fast as he could he disassembled himself and went to bed and plastered his head with asscrack melt and brown paper. Aside from that everything in the church is going well. I'll have you know Ive recruited seven suicidal mexicans and we have a great choir now. Also Ive set up a counsil of seven men. They have the discriminationg eye. They see wickedness as soon as it comes into my chapel and they cast it into the downward spiral. Tumbling and tumbling it goes! It excels! YES! Let me tell you more about the choir. It includes the famous group Johnny and the Asscracks. These guys are simply amazing. With talent like Tim "Hot Ass" Willis on the crippler, Earl "Fat Ass" Redding on the banjo,Stupid Ass Nigel in the lowrider busting caps,Danielle "The Fag" Asshole jumping around naked onstage,Dr."The Ass" on the saxaphone,Asscrack Malone as the conducter,Wu-hang Assho serving eggrolls,Bootassleg thou bunneth critiquing himself,and of course Skull Ass Destroyer playing with himself onstage... its sure to be a winner! War is hell. And in my sermons I preach the importance of "manning the boat", "releasing the balls" and other lost concepts. War is an unarmed conflict between groups of bricken wild cigar and redneck removal specialists . War is also found elsewhere in Hitler's refrigeration unit. Since the stomping of snax N jacksons in 1776 things have never been the same. You see since the introduction of snax N jacksons in 1775 ,by Bob's Choice Foods ,Jews were immediately trying to aquire my snax N jacksons for thier superior taste and quality (often referred to as Crap in a Box)..So in order to stop the jews from eating my snacks I sent out hordes of buckwild rednecks to stampede through tons of my snax N jacksons.Although millions of lives were lost, it made me feel good inside. Unfortunately this led to the genetic mutation known as Nigha Mungubel (AKA Jack B. Nipple) Through out all of recorded history man has been involved in hostility for different aims: snax N Jacksons , wooden shoes , pure welded beer can steel , backwards asscrack domination, security and asscrack paste . Until modern times most wars were fought with rubber penises , but modern spinning swastica weapons of mass destruction can eliminate whole populations and endanger the seamless wonder of the human race. Your fired I hate you you filthy piece of shit die and rot in hell. May the elephant man eat your insiduous remains!
Pastor Bob
EAT YOUR ASSCRACK SANDWHICH!
I come inside my sal and his plastic titties blow up doll at friggin lunch time and then again right after nazi bunker funhouse on TV. It's often inconvenient, but im sticking to the rule. I feed friggin elephant man and the ass crackler and all my backward bald slaves as well .I tidy up the outhouse before it starts to smell. This is my life. How did you get so long? How did you get so big? These are the questions I ask the brown monstrosity that emerges from my asscrack with his ever so elegant crown. He ignores me. So typically I smear him on my face. The brown shitman would be disgraced. Yes I know. But indeed all must pay the ultimate price! I dont know what else to say. I believe Ive said all that is possible to say. My ass cheeks are growing hard now as I am aroused by the thought of "friggin elephant man" as I mentioned earlier.
He is so sexy. I want our corpses to rot together and then I want to burn with him in hell as he commands all who are under him. Isnt this what life is all about? Kiss my ass
FUCKALOO,
Fuckin Beast
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