Stop posting about how your favorite bro's are in all these old threads. They obviously didn't care that much for you if they haven't kept in contact. Let's cut the shit.
I received a text from a strange number the other day informing me you were dead, and then ranting about what a heartless bitch I was for not responding to the news. I knew it was you texting me because you've been harassing me long enough that I recognize your sentence structure, but damn if I didn't wish it were true for a minute.