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- Thread starter cindylou
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If I confess my undying love for you here in an open forum, it's no diferent than sending the letter.
Lol you lie! Sweet lies, though.
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EarthRider
Guest
Dear Cindy
I'd like for your dad to send me to Disney World, TYIA
I'd like for your dad to send me to Disney World, TYIA
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EarthRider
Guest
i dont get it who r they suppose tto be about?
Dear Ego.
It's not as bad as you think it is. Life isn't over when the smallest of challenges hit you. You and I both know that there are people in this world who would kill to be in my position so please stop telling me that things are over when I run into a speed bump. You and I both know that this is true. So, can you cut with the dramatics for a bit? It's getting annoying hearing about it when you and I both know better.
There's got to be a way for both of us to work out and win in the end.
It's not as bad as you think it is. Life isn't over when the smallest of challenges hit you. You and I both know that there are people in this world who would kill to be in my position so please stop telling me that things are over when I run into a speed bump. You and I both know that this is true. So, can you cut with the dramatics for a bit? It's getting annoying hearing about it when you and I both know better.
There's got to be a way for both of us to work out and win in the end.
uamaverick
New member
Dear Cindy,
I have an 8 roper inside my cock with your name on it. <3
I have an 8 roper inside my cock with your name on it. <3
Well done
I dont hold back..no need for letters/and or no names
I like what ender did tho
I like what ender did tho
Wasn't this the girl you were going to marry at one time?
Would have been the BIGGEST mistake of my life
Lol that's exactly the post I was looking for
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EarthRider
Guest
i dont get it
Dear Jessica,
Yes, I saw you staring at me at our kids' Christmas concert. And I saw you point to your eyes and then at me to make sure I knew you were looking at me.
I ignored you because you are 31, hot as hell, divorced, and we live in a village of just 5,000 people. Even though you're in at least 40% of my sexual fantasies, you're still not worth throwing my life away for.
Hope you understand.
All My Love,
DJ
Yes, I saw you staring at me at our kids' Christmas concert. And I saw you point to your eyes and then at me to make sure I knew you were looking at me.
I ignored you because you are 31, hot as hell, divorced, and we live in a village of just 5,000 people. Even though you're in at least 40% of my sexual fantasies, you're still not worth throwing my life away for.
Hope you understand.
All My Love,
DJ
well if we're going to go with this theme
dear dickhead,
you asked me once if I was willing to throw it all away, for you.
I told you that I wasn't. That was in part a lie. For me I would...I would do it in a second.
But for them I can not, not ever. I would be afraid to even toe that line because I wouldn't want to go back to the way it was after.
I hope you understand, but I also hope that you never totally move on, even though its selfish of me to feel that way.
signed,
assbasket
dear dickhead,
you asked me once if I was willing to throw it all away, for you.
I told you that I wasn't. That was in part a lie. For me I would...I would do it in a second.
But for them I can not, not ever. I would be afraid to even toe that line because I wouldn't want to go back to the way it was after.
I hope you understand, but I also hope that you never totally move on, even though its selfish of me to feel that way.
signed,
assbasket
well in THAT spirit ^^^
Dear Gym friend,
Please meet me ...anywhere
so you can show me better squat form
signed,
adidas swishy pants
Dear Gym friend,
Please meet me ...anywhere
so you can show me better squat form
signed,
adidas swishy pants
well in THAT spirit ^^^
Dear Gym friend,
Please meet me ...anywhere
so you can show me better squat form
signed,
adidas swishy pants
maybe if you'd stop wearing the swishy pants, really arch your back when squatting and look back at him while biting your lip, you wouldn't have to write him a letter.
youpissmeoff
Banned
Dear Afeedz,
Please get to the pool house for hours of skinny dipping and drinking wine in the hot tub.
Signed,
Sugar Daddy
PS - bring Cindy.
Please get to the pool house for hours of skinny dipping and drinking wine in the hot tub.
Signed,
Sugar Daddy
PS - bring Cindy.
how come no one invites me to this shit anymore
wtf
wtf
Dear Shirl,
Please meet me in Atlantic City for a weekend of pagan, hedonistic debauchery, on me. I promise to send you home smiling, hung over, and with a slight pain when you walk that will remind you of the good times we had.
Tragically Yours Forever,
Washington Irving
Dear Washington Irving,
I do not think there is enough viagra in the world to cure your dry and dusty bones for the aforementioned weekend of pagan hedonistic debauchery. I will however happily take a trip to atlantic city on someone, perhaps a decedent for the hang over and slightly bowed walk.
yours in spirit,
shur
I do not think there is enough viagra in the world to cure your dry and dusty bones for the aforementioned weekend of pagan hedonistic debauchery. I will however happily take a trip to atlantic city on someone, perhaps a decedent for the hang over and slightly bowed walk.
yours in spirit,
shur
Dear Sugar Daddy,
I am allergic to wine, but if you don't mind the hives, I don't.
Signed,
I'm in.
Lolol
Lol it's true. It's not my fault I'm allergic.
I was talking about being in a hot tub with an old guy
Dear Mr Plunkey,
I have extended an offer of pool boy to pick3. I am confident he will accept my offer over yours due to the custom sewn swimsuits he has been offered and lavish offering of budget food items.
I have also purchased a fine baby grand for the patio and have offered to let him play for my summer picnics.
I hope his acceptance of my offer over yours will in no way effect our previous agreement that I shall be taking you up on in three years; mainly because it will make that incorrigible Dr Chris very jealous.
Warmest regards,
Shirlz
I have extended an offer of pool boy to pick3. I am confident he will accept my offer over yours due to the custom sewn swimsuits he has been offered and lavish offering of budget food items.
I have also purchased a fine baby grand for the patio and have offered to let him play for my summer picnics.
I hope his acceptance of my offer over yours will in no way effect our previous agreement that I shall be taking you up on in three years; mainly because it will make that incorrigible Dr Chris very jealous.
Warmest regards,
Shirlz
Why? We're obv kidding.
I'm positive I'm as much out of his preferred age range as he is mine...but I dont see you stepping up to pay for my vegas blow.
I was kidding too. But no I can't compete with bill's money.
PICK3
New member
*ebony*
New member
I ain't mad at cha
youpissmeoff
Banned
Right!!
uamaverick
New member
Dear slut at the office:
You're hot, but not nearly as hot as you think you are. I've fucked hotter. Also, my fiancee is a lot hotter than you. I don't want your loose pussy.
Sincerely,
ngrsexman2000
You're hot, but not nearly as hot as you think you are. I've fucked hotter. Also, my fiancee is a lot hotter than you. I don't want your loose pussy.
Sincerely,
ngrsexman2000
Jen10
New member
Dear fightclub,
I gave you every ounce of me for almost a year. You didn't deserve my love and attention but I gave it to you anyways bc I saw what you were hiding inside. I could feel the pain in your eyes and wanted to help but you wouldn't let me in. I gave up on you and us. I let go.....I shouldn't of let you back in my heart but I was in a vulnerable spot and you know all the right things to say. You played me again.....
I am not an option. I am no longer your option.
Sincerely,
No longer your babydoll
there's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes 0
I gave you every ounce of me for almost a year. You didn't deserve my love and attention but I gave it to you anyways bc I saw what you were hiding inside. I could feel the pain in your eyes and wanted to help but you wouldn't let me in. I gave up on you and us. I let go.....I shouldn't of let you back in my heart but I was in a vulnerable spot and you know all the right things to say. You played me again.....
I am not an option. I am no longer your option.
Sincerely,
No longer your babydoll
there's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes 0
PICK3
New member
Dear fightclub,
I gave you every ounce of me for almost a year. You didn't deserve my love and attention but I gave it to you anyways bc I saw what you were hiding inside. I could feel the pain in your eyes and wanted to help but you wouldn't let me in. I gave up on you and us. I let go.....I shouldn't of let you back in my heart but I was in a vulnerable spot and you know all the right things to say. You played me again.....
I am not an option. I am no longer your option.
Sincerely,
No longer your babydoll
there's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes 0
Dear Jen,
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
Yours respectfully,
PICK3
Jen10
New member
Dear pick3,
Youre so right.
Thank ya much,
Jen
there's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes 0
youpissmeoff
Banned
I already blew it off and am already regretting it. I always think, I have to get to the office and then when I get here I am like - Why???
Strongbow
New member
Didn't your wife dump you or some shit bro? Just asking too dude, not really being a smart ass, just concerned about you really.
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EarthRider
Guest
i am going to do the p90x cardio tonight, oh shit not excited, ok well maybe a lil
Strongbow
New member
Dear Beezy F Baby ( The F is for fucking yo mammy and shit),
Please remember that when a bitch asks you to marry her or tells you she is pregnant, it in noway means you are obligated to said trick ass bitch for any reason. Other than the distinct possibility that you owe the bitch child support. In which case tell the bitch to sign up for food stamps cause you a six figure ngr and you pay plenty of taxes. In the event you do marry the bitch make sure you have a prenup so the bitch can't take none of your whips. Remember you just gave a bitch a Beemer, a Land Rover and a pocket full of cash every month. Thanks Beezy you're the greatest.
Love,
Beezy F Baby (the F is for Fornicate)
Please remember that when a bitch asks you to marry her or tells you she is pregnant, it in noway means you are obligated to said trick ass bitch for any reason. Other than the distinct possibility that you owe the bitch child support. In which case tell the bitch to sign up for food stamps cause you a six figure ngr and you pay plenty of taxes. In the event you do marry the bitch make sure you have a prenup so the bitch can't take none of your whips. Remember you just gave a bitch a Beemer, a Land Rover and a pocket full of cash every month. Thanks Beezy you're the greatest.
Love,
Beezy F Baby (the F is for Fornicate)
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EarthRider
Guest
are you getting a divorce SB?
Strongbow
New member
Bro I bought a house about 7 years ago way back in the stix with a big metal building on 40 acres. New house 4150 sq feet, porches all the way round it, got it for chump change cause the guy that owned it was a contractor with a drug problem. ANyways long story short, over the last 7 years I have completely furnished this house, with nice ass furniture 3 bedroom upstairs, master bedromm down stairs, 3 bath rooms fully landscaped. It has cost me a lil money and prolly set me back a good bit over the last several years, but guess what it's mine all of it. I own the shit so when I walked out I got in my truck and drove 9 miles out in the country turned on the dirt road opened my garage pulled my truck in, walked in opened the fridge got a beer and said fuck it. The one thing I learned from all my years in Ops was never get caught with your pants down. I have prepared for 10 years to be divorced and as soon as I marry again, I'll start planning to be divorced. I'm diffrent than most people bro, I'm very content to be by myself, now blondie spends a good bit of time with me and she keeps the house clean and stuff, and I spend a good bit of time at her place, she also has a very nice house. I have my hands full right now, my kids stay with me a lot and we're all kinda back and forth with each other, but all and all bro very happy. I smile a lot more and laugh a lil these days. I'm getting to the point I can sleep some. I just gotta get my ass back in the gym full time and put this bicep tear in my past.
Pics of your wife doing p90x tyia
you just failed already.
^^^ ya
if youre gonna just keep doing the same shit
don't get married
its too expensive to get divorced
if youre gonna just keep doing the same shit
don't get married
its too expensive to get divorced
youpissmeoff
Banned
you landscape your bathrooms??
Im jealous of the walls
Strongbow
New member
Commas don't like me, go fuck yourself
Strongbow
New member
ahahahaha! noooo way noooo fuckin way!! lololololoL@@!%(@*&%(@*&%(@*&#% fuk i just shit my pants
Not Now Not Eva
You're too nice, really.
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youre worse than a woman SB, with your attention whoring
lololololo! I'm so sorry SB sweetie. I"m trying to get ready for work.
I have no desire to turn this into any sort of drama. I was just feeling crappy last night and made that vague post. That is what this thread is for!
indeed! I get it.
ahahahaha! noooo way noooo fuckin way!! lololololoL@@!%(@*&%(@*&%(@*&#% fuk i just shit my pants
lololololo!!
thx. I'm an emotional girl. I is what I is and I ain't what I aint. Now, are we going to Vegas or what?
Strongbow
New member
Lol, too late I'm already at work.
Got damn it.If i send noodz will you return the favor, I'm like post surgery no gym for months flabby and white, but I'm still better than anybody on here.
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