Dear So and So:

[cindylou]

Dear intern,

I want to bang you so bad

Cheers,

-Nimbus

Lol that's exactly the post I was looking for

 

[javaguru]

Taylor Swift is the voice of a generation....

 

[javaguru]

 

[jackangel]

Dear Herpes,

Apparently, shock treatments won't get rid of you. Fml? So much.

 

[cindylou]

Dear bleeding heart,

fvck you

 

[EarthRider]

i dont get it

 

[nydj66]

Dear Jessica,

Yes, I saw you staring at me at our kids' Christmas concert. And I saw you point to your eyes and then at me to make sure I knew you were looking at me.

I ignored you because you are 31, hot as hell, divorced, and we live in a village of just 5,000 people. Even though you're in at least 40% of my sexual fantasies, you're still not worth throwing my life away for.

Hope you understand.


All My Love,

DJ

 

[shirlene29]

well if we're going to go with this theme


dear dickhead,

you asked me once if I was willing to throw it all away, for you.
I told you that I wasn't. That was in part a lie. For me I would...I would do it in a second.
But for them I can not, not ever. I would be afraid to even toe that line because I wouldn't want to go back to the way it was after.
I hope you understand, but I also hope that you never totally move on, even though its selfish of me to feel that way.

signed,
assbasket

 

[zwhit]

Dear gym front desk girl,

Meet me in the back by the sauna.

See you there,
zwhit

 

[shirlene29]

well in THAT spirit ^^^

Dear Gym friend,

Please meet me ...anywhere
so you can show me better squat form

signed,
adidas swishy pants