Darwin Awards....

[Bodhidogma]

The latest Darwin Award......
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Latest Darwin Award Nominee from the Orlando Sentinel.
Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome,
Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer
at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and
testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the
ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to
his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the
crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus
wedging them solidly in the mechanism.

Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain,
collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for
Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot
higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance,
and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was
ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from
him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other
testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled
between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery
inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300
driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was
using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital
for surgery, and the remaining two members of the threesome
were asked to leave the course

 

[The Shadow]

The latest Darwin Award......
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Latest Darwin Award Nominee from the Orlando Sentinel.
Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome,
Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer
at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and
testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the
ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to
his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the
crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus
wedging them solidly in the mechanism.

Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain,
collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for
Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot
higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance,
and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was
ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from
him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other
testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled
between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery
inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300
driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was
using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital
for surgery, and the remaining two members of the threesome
were asked to leave the course

I would break the guy that tunred the crank's arms.

 

[HumorMe]

Dirty, dirty sanchez.

 

[Warik]

Thank God he'll never reproduce.

-Warik

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

(9 March 2001, Cairo) Police were baffled to discover a 20-year-old Bedouin shepherd shot dead in the middle of the desert. No one else was around, and no footprints led to or from the scene of the crime.
Investigators from Sidi Barrani sifted through the meager clues surrounding Mochtar's death, and soon fingered the culprit.

The Egyptian man had fallen asleep amid his sheep without securing his rifle. One moment of neglect, one wooly misstep on the trigger, and a speeding slug sentenced the sleeping shepherd to his final slumber.

The unregistered weapon was confiscated from the flock.

"The murderous sheep has been sentenced to ewethanasia."

DarwinAwards.com © 1994 - 2001

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

jesus the hair on the back of my neck stood up reading that, don't know if it's true or not.....but it's on the level of that guy shooting gear into his asshole!!

 

[Elvis P.]

When i was 13 my baketball team had to go to camp at muskingum college. These kids from another school were in the shower area sliding across the flooded wet tile floor. This one kid got naked becasue he thought he would slide farther not having his shorts on. well he did slide pretty far but during his slide he cruised over a drain hole and riped his not sack...OUCH

 

[Kryp2o]

Thank God he'll never reproduce.

-Warik

My thoughts exactly.

 

[danielson]

elvis P........EWWWWWW!

id so sue the shit outta the guy that did that to me and probably the golf course too, for no saftey signs warning you this was not a machine for personal hygiene

actually id priobably beat that guy into the ground....assuming i could that is.....id also hoope that someone put that testicle on ice so someone could salvage some sperm!