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Damn it! Wife says im too big for anal.....

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rsnoble-im-back

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Well that's what she used to say. She's a fuking perv, and finally suggested that it's my ass for her ass. So unhappily I won't be on the hershey hwy in this lifetime. Plus now she wants to get pregnant and has another excuse.

A few years ago I walked in on her and her 2 sisters and some other gals after mowing the lawn and they were watching a gay male video. Ever since then she keeps talking abvout strapons. I immediately went to my shop and forged a chastity belt for my ass with my Hobart Ironman 250 mig welder and never, ever bend over in front of her.

However............she used to hate lesbo films until she seen one with strapon action and says "hmmmm.......that is kinda interesting!".

Since........her rather hot bowling partner admitted to being bi and she could have her anytime but she wants to just keep it a fantasy. I'm not going to push her, probably end up leaving me for her and be one of those fuked up stories you always here about. I know 1 of her sisters already left her man for a woman....damn.
 
n0th1ng said:
Run. Chicks that want to fuck guys in the ass arent right in the head.
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Well I already knew she wasn't square. This just confirmed it. Seriously.....I think theres a lot more female assmasters than your aware. Scientifically woman are interested in asses to gauge there thrusting power, so not are they only fascinating with ass---what else could they really do with it?
 
I think a compromise is in order. Tell her she can rail her bi friend in the ass, but you get to do it too. Then everyone is happy.
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
Well that's what she used to say. She's a fuking perv, and finally suggested that it's my ass for her ass. So unhappily I won't be on the hershey hwy in this lifetime. Plus now she wants to get pregnant and has another excuse.
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Hey noble, my man lets me do it to him. Have a strap-on and I go at it. Doesn't make him any less of a man. It's a fantasy thing of mine and he obliges. I let him have his way with me in return.

If you want to do the ass thing that bad you might have to give a little........ :worried:

Ms.
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
Well that's what she used to say. She's a fuking perv, and finally suggested that it's my ass for her ass. So unhappily I won't be on the hershey hwy in this lifetime. Plus now she wants to get pregnant and has another excuse.

A few years ago I walked in on her and her 2 sisters and some other gals after mowing the lawn and they were watching a gay male video. Ever since then she keeps talking abvout strapons. I immediately went to my shop and forged a chastity belt for my ass with my Hobart Ironman 250 mig welder and never, ever bend over in front of her.

However............she used to hate lesbo films until she seen one with strapon action and says "hmmmm.......that is kinda interesting!".

Since........her rather hot bowling partner admitted to being bi and she could have her anytime but she wants to just keep it a fantasy. I'm not going to push her, probably end up leaving me for her and be one of those fuked up stories you always here about. I know 1 of her sisters already left her man for a woman....damn.
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YoungNoble.......I don't know where to start, honestly....

You're a drama session in progress, something I'd see on late night....

I have no idea how you came to be in these precarious situations, but people have tried to help you several times and you don't use their advice. All you do is come on here and complain about your life and the situations you put yourself in.


DIV

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Freak Nasty said:
all i have to say is you sometimes have to take one for the team. You have to look at the bigger picture.
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Yes, holmes........but there's also a limit and we've already reached it.

No dildos, strap-ons or any of that shit......




DIV

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rsnoble-im-back said:
Scientifically woman are interested in asses to gauge there thrusting power?
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lol? I thought women were genetically programmed to look for the majority of weight to be in the upper body - means more testosterone or something
 
There must be an underlying explanation as to why she desires you to be the passive guy whilst she dominates you. Have you been acting like a "pussy" literally speaking?

lol. j/k

But the bottom line is that sexual experimentation should be done with mutual consent. Hang on... may be that's the whole idea - to dominate you without your consent ?!

Ultimately your choice bro.
 
DIVISION said:
YoungNoble.......I don't know where to start, honestly....

You're a drama session in progress, something I'd see on late night....

I have no idea how you came to be in these precarious situations, but people have tried to help you several times and you don't use their advice. All you do is come on here and complain about your life and the situations you put yourself in.


DIV

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Thanks for the free phyco session! I hope I dont get a $95.00 bill for that useless piece of shit that just spewed outta ur mouth-lol. You proabably are a shrink in real life, useless info for big$. Are u related to poyeboy perhaps?
 
You know this is funny bro but my wife pulled the SAME thing on me. She was like, you want to put that up my ass?? Well let me shove a dildo up YOUR ass and see how you like it!! The thing is, we used to do it years ago and stopped. Now that I want to again, its like starting over from the beginning. She is very tiny too which doesn't help.
 
DIVISION said:
YoungNoble.......I don't know where to start, honestly....

You're a drama session in progress, something I'd see on late night....

I have no idea how you came to be in these precarious situations, but people have tried to help you several times and you don't use their advice. All you do is come on here and complain about your life and the situations you put yourself in.


DIV

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Where am I asking for advice here?? What? It's my fault shes a perv? If you want to cry about me crying....................then go cry to everyone else on this board complaining also--because im only a drop in the bucket. I think ur just jealous..........if your that bored come on over and bend over in front of my wife so you can have something worthwhile to post. I'll even run the video camera!
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
Where am I asking for advice here?? What? It's my fault shes a perv? If you want to cry about me crying....................then go cry to everyone else on this board complaining also--because im only a drop in the bucket. I think ur just jealous..........if your that bored come on over and bend over in front of my wife so you can have something worthwhile to post. I'll even run the video camera!
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Settle down, YoungNoble...

At ease. I never blamed you for your wife's sexual proclivities......that's between you and her. What I don't understand is why you put yourself in these situations in the first place. A person of your age should know better, and that's what is troubling. I realize your post is partly for your self-amusement, but still it looks pretty bad when a man of your age is only now uncovering revelations like this, make me wonder. :confused:




DIV

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damn you guys are closed minded, be open to it,let your girl try the strap on deal,Im not saying get a huge bull cock one,but they do have smaller ones out there and if she is gentle is wont hurt.

you cant expect her to let you do it if you wont take it in return
 
TheOak01 said:
damn you guys are closed minded, be open to it,let your girl try the strap on deal,Im not saying get a huge bull cock one,but they do have smaller ones out there and if she is gentle is wont hurt.

you cant expect her to let you do it if you wont take it in return
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Your the man Oak..............that's what me and my hubby do ;)

Ms.
 
Snarling Force said:
You know this is funny bro but my wife pulled the SAME thing on me. She was like, you want to put that up my ass?? Well let me shove a dildo up YOUR ass and see how you like it!! The thing is, we used to do it years ago and stopped. Now that I want to again, its like starting over from the beginning. She is very tiny too which doesn't help.
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Thats along the same lines as "You know how to get your Girlfriend to stop giving you head....Marry her!"
 
CrazyK said:
Just tell her to get with the program or you'll find another team to play for :D
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^^^Now that's GanGstA!

Mad Props, CrazyKe'Ke'....

I don't play the strap-ons......if women were meant to do the pushin' they'd have a dick w/ nutz instead of massive cushion...:fro:



DIV

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No one is ever too big for anal; it's either an a** that needs to be worked on, stretched and well lubed, or someone that doesn't know proper technique. You should be so lucky as to have a d*** that your wife thinks is "too big" .....If you are into anal fetish videos, when you see a hand, fist and arm-up-to-the-elbow disappear up that starfish, then a "big d***" is no big deal.
 
top2bottomdfw said:
No one is ever too big for anal; it's either an a** that needs to be worked on, stretched and well lubed, or someone that doesn't know proper technique. You should be so lucky as to have a d*** that your wife thinks is "too big" .....If you are into anal fetish videos, when you see a hand, fist and arm-up-to-the-elbow disappear up that starfish, then a "big d***" is no big deal.
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I agree. I already know she just says that cause she don't want to and to make me feel good. I know how big I am--and it's nothing impressive. It's a regular dick. But I have fun with it-lol. I'm not going to pressure her into it, if she dont want to that's fine. She's and Indian giver anywhow---so I know better not to agree with her little proposition.
 
You have to remeber some women do not find it a turn on at all...it can hurt if you just stick it in there and that freaks them out......get her drunk and try would be your best bet..it will help her relax...lol
 
Gymgurl said:
You have to remeber some women do not find it a turn on at all...it can hurt if you just stick it in there and that freaks them out......get her drunk and try would be your best bet..it will help her relax...lol
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Agree Tequila=Anal :p Worked for me in the past anyway :)
 
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