Crazy things done while stoned

[plifter]

OK, I had an incident one time that, had it been filmed, would have made the perfect "Just say no to drugs" advertisement. I had smoked about .75 grams of Canada's finest when a girl I was partying with hit me in the balls by accident. I was amazed because it didn't hurt one bit. I then got the bright idea to "test" this to see if it was real. I then began pounding myself in the balls quite forcefully with my closed fist. Again, after about 5 strikes, still no pain.

However it hurt like hell when the weed wore off. I mean it really, really, really hurt BAD. I spent the next 2 days slumped forward from the pain. If I ever have a son, I will use this story when I give him the lecture about not using drugs (yeah, that makes me a hypocrite).

 

[Dunk]

i dont remember

 

[jerkbox]

you must be really fucking stupid

 

[bb079]

the craziest thing i ever did while stoned was a fat chick.

 

[Raptorex]

In college, fell thru a second floor window, woke up in the hospital...later found out some chick dropped a 714 in my drink, while we were playing quarters...

 

[HumorMe]

you must be really fucking stupid

 

[Dunk]

one thing that comes to mind was walking into a bagel store and ordered

a plain bagel with onion

she goes huh?

i was like i mean an everything with onion

she was like still confused

and finally said...a plain bagel with everything.

my friend died laughing and i walked outta there.

 

[tiger88]

dude...wouldnt even know where to start.


one i always get shit for is the time i shit myself..

i was squating down to take a dump (pants half off) and i am crappin and i start to automatically piss...!!! o mister senator

well i tried to stop pissing and i just dropped a turd in my pants there in the parking lot of wendys

 

[chewyxrage]

Probably just random geeking out in public. Weed doesn't fuck you up THAT much.


I've done alot more dumbass things while drunk and high or just drunk.

 

[plifter]

you must be really fucking stupid

Dude, when I'm smoking I get stupid. Very stupid. I can't add 2+2 while stoned. I'm also a masochist so I think subconsciously I was living out some sexual fantasy that I would never try when sober.

 

[tiger88]

shrooms at a haunted house was my worst trip ever tho

 

[jack sparrow]

I almost dove off a third floor balcony into an indoor pool once in a hotel. Good thing I didn't, because the next day, when I sobered up...it looked alot like I would have landed on the cement that surrounded the pool.

But at the time, I could have SWORE I would have made it.

 

[Dunk]

guys. stoned on weed. not acid. wtf is wrong with you people?

 

[The Bigdawg]

drugs are bad!! mmmmmmm kay!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HardHat87]

guys. stoned on weed. not acid. wtf is wrong with you people?

No kidding, maybe if the weed was laced with PCP, light weights.

 

[bonejamesbone]

When the matrix first came out me and some friends went to see it, we had just left someones house and were all high, we went to get the tickets and the 3 girls in the booth kept laughing at me, I didn't think anything of it so we go in the theater and were getting something to drink when I thought I felt a bug crawling on my ear, my quick reflexes went to hit the bug off my ear and all of a sudden I see a joint land on the ground in front of me, in front of a crowd of people. I had forgot that I had put it there for a pre movie buzz, there was no bug! I quickly scooped it up and went in the theater laughing hysterically.