covert gay men

[rnch]

Nobody knows I am gay until I tell them. I have many females hound on me and never suspect anything and I am always very nice but stay away. The other kind as you speak are the ones I don't want to represent me but those are the ones the media portrays. Why show a gay man who is more masculine than a straight man when you can show a man that acts like a girl? How else would everyone assume that every gay man hops and skips.

good karma to you, dude!!!!!!!

 

[68GT350]

Treat them like your sister. Listen to them, laugh with them, ask them about their other single girlfriends, never think about having sex with them. It drives them crazy.

"Tao of Steve" philosophy.

 

[runner]

You wouldn't believe the women I have to beat off. When I was in the HR Dept of Motorola, you should have seen the length they would go to trying to catch my attention.

When straight girls come to my pool parties and start getting worked up over me, the single straight guys there will soon say.."Hey Anal, what's your boyfriend up to today?"

It is a combination of the clothes, the muscles, the wit, the confidence, and mostly the disinterest. If straight men (in shape) learned how to dress, became intellectually interesting, and stopped TRYING SO HARD when it comes to women and just ignore them all together, they would find themselves with more pussy selections than they know what to do with.

agreed. i get more play than all of my friends (they're all straight). it's hilarious to have girls coming onto me when they would just die to get in their pants. there's a lot of truth in the "playing hard to get" theory, methinks.

 

[AAP]

Sometimes I go to straight bars just to scam Cosmos off clueless bitches.

 

[john937]

I need to take out a driveway in the back of my place.

Cool, I'll come over and compare tools.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Cool, I'll come over and compare tools.

LOL there won't be much to compare. I have Happy Scrappy disease

OH you mean comparing the jackhammers! Gotcha

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Sometimes I go to straight bars just to scam Cosmos off clueless bitches.

You get women to buy you drinks? This subverts the transactional dynamic of heterosexual relationships! You are supposed to buy her drinks as an indication of your status as a provider and your likelihood of providing for her and her brood!

Some gay guy can get women to buy him drinks? It's not fair.

 

[XBiker]

Treat them like your sister. Listen to them, laugh with them, ask them about their other single girlfriends, never think about having sex with them. It drives them crazy.

A peter pumper giving advice about straight dating....

What's next, a lesson on how to fix my plumbing?

 

[AAP]

Since you have never had a date in your life, maybe you should pay attention.

 

[XBiker]

Since you have never had a date (with a gayfer) in your life, maybe you should pay attention.

I added a few key words at your lame attemp at a comeback...