Cougars

[zwhit]

There's this cougar at the lawyer's office that I'm pretty sure wants me to smash.

Cougars are cool right? Don't even have to call them back

amirite??

 

[miplank]

she wants to punch you in your dick sucker

 

[EarthRider]

your life bro. Fez from that 70's show says they know what they are doing

 

[EarthRider]

she wants to punch you in your dick sucker

I was expecting another pic, you let me down

 

[miplank]

this thread isn't worthy of a pic.

 

[EarthRider]

lol

 

[miplank]

actually, yes it is.

 

[EarthRider]

didnt work

 

[zwhit]

pwnt

 

[miplank]

it worked mafuckers

 

[zwhit]

cougars ftw?

 

[zwhit]

only for fgts

 

[EarthRider]

now i see it

 

[zwhit]

why u jackin my thread bro? this one had potential

 

[miplank]

this thread fucking sucked and you know it.

 

[Smurfy]

My mom called me a Cougar.

 

[zwhit]

totw

 

[zwhit]

My mom called me a Cougar.

Pics?

If you were single would you hit and quit a guy prolly 14-15 years younger?

 

[miplank]

My mom called me a Cougar.

 

[miplank]

totw

 

[MassEffect]

Dude hit it! Would you hit this?

http://dearestscooter.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/fat_spandex.jpg

 

[zwhit]

u mad cuz cougars aint feelin u

 

[Smurfy]

I heard Lumberg is the ultimate cougar

 

[zwhit]

Dude hit it! Would you hit this?

thats an elephant. cougars are cats

 

[MassEffect]

AH WTF my karma points!!!! -34875

 

[miplank]

I heard Lumberg is the ultimate cougar

that why you married him?

 

[miplank]

AH WTF my karma points!!!! -34875

how'd that happen bro?

 

[zwhit]

ool

 

[MassEffect]

no friggin clue, is this bad?

 

[miplank]

nah bro...red is good

 

[SouthernLord]

I totally scrambled a cougars eggs once

You should do it bro

 

[MassEffect]

LOL bish! I know it was yew! Yeah, it's happened... Jesus still loves me!

 

[miplank]

I totally scrambled a cougars eggs once

You should do it bro

 

[EarthRider]

I have heard two of them is better

 

[chris302001]

I totally scrambled a cougars eggs once

You should do it bro

lolololol!

 

[SouthernLord]

 

[EarthRider]

lmao

 

[miplank]

that iggy's car?

 

[SouthernLord]

I'm pretty sure it is

 

[miplank]

lololoololo

 

[bren565]

Dude hit it! Would you hit this?

http://dearestscooter.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/fat_spandex.jpg

lmao BRO....

u had postive karma LAST NIGHT lol...

 

[nimbus]

fantasize about her and never make a move

 

[rollergirl2]

Boring

 

[EarthRider]

make it interesting

 

[zwhit]

Boring

Does it hurt when u sit?

 

[rollergirl2]

Does it hurt when u sit?

Why would you ask that? I have plenty to "sit on"...if that's what you mean

 

[Redrocker13]

Why would you ask that? I have plenty to "sit on"...if that's what you mean

"setup" Rollergirl. We may have a face joke forthcoming. Or an insult. I'm leaning toward the face joke considering that your backside is anything butt funny. Fun, yes! Funny, no.

 

[Strongbow]

Rollergirl is a dime, trust me I know.

 

[zwhit]

Redrocker to the rescue!

Rollergirl, I mess with u cuz ur an alter. If ur not my apologies

 

[rollergirl2]

Redrocker to the rescue!

Rollergirl, I mess with u cuz ur an alter. If ur not my apologies

You can mess with me all you want. But I accept you apologies. But aren't we all alter's??

 

[EnderJE]

You can mess with me all you want. But I accept you apologies. But aren't we all alter's??

No. We're chat bots.

 

[zwhit]

"setup" rollergirl. We may have a face joke forthcoming. Or an insult. I'm leaning toward the face joke considering that your backside is anything butt funny. Fun, yes! Funny, no.

rr=rg

 

[rollergirl2]

rr=rg

Nope not RR

 

[zwhit]

Nope not RR

But u are an alter?

 

[rollergirl2]

No I am not. I'm just Rollergirl

 

[Strongbow]

No I am not. I'm just Rollergirl

Gut damn it she's not an alter I talked to her on the phone, stop fucking bombing her and saying shes an alter FUck

 

[just...v]

I do not understand the cougar thing. I would prefer a man my age or older.

 

[zwhit]

Gut damn it she's not an alter I talked to her on the phone, stop fucking bombing her and saying shes an alter FUck

Lol I didn't bomb her bro

Pics or she's still an alter tho

 

[zwhit]

I do not understand the cougar thing. I would prefer a man my age or older.

Only because u haven't met me.

U prolly not old enough to be a cougar anyway

 

[rollergirl2]

I dont consider myself one. I think it starts around mid 40's. But I do like cats

 

[miplank]

Gut damn it she's not an alter I talked to her on the phone, stop fucking bombing her and saying shes an alter FUck

stfu nugga

 

[Strongbow]

Only because u haven't met me.

U prolly not old enough to be a cougar anyway

LOLZ Back up nig nag you messing wit my women nigga. Now break yo self

 

[zwhit]

lol my bad bro

 

[Strongbow]

lol my bad bro

LOLZ it's okay hommie, we cool. You can look at her big tittys if you wanna thou in my AVI

 

[just...v]

Only because u haven't met me.

U prolly not old enough to be a cougar anyway

Lol, this 24 yr old guy at my gym said almost exactly this same thing to me just yesterday. I will tell you what I told him.

I prefer the experience of an man my age or older. I don't have the time nor do I have the patience to tell you what to do with it once it's in your face. From 21 to 29 you boys all think you're the one that can rock my world, but trust me, you're all the same, and you can't.

 

[rollergirl2]

O shit poor guy. Lol

 

[zwhit]

I don't have the time nor do I have the patience to tell you what to do with it once it's in your face.

lol the force is strong with this one

 

[zwhit]

O shit poor guy. Lol

yea i'd say his day went to shit after that

 

[Redrocker13]

lol the force is strong with this one

Agreed. My kind of woman.

 

[zwhit]

sounds like the kind u gotta smack around a little

strongbow?

 

[miplank]

Lol, this 24 yr old guy at my gym said almost exactly this same thing to me just yesterday. I will tell you what I told him.

I prefer the experience of an man my age or older. I don't have the time nor do I have the patience to tell you what to do with it once it's in your face. From 21 to 29 you boys all think you're the one that can rock my world, but trust me, you're all the same, and you can't.

Well that cancels out Strongbow

 

[AFeedz]

I don't know what the appeal of younger men would ever be, even if I were much older?

I'm too young to be a cougar and for me dating younger would likely be weirdly young. The last few guys in my life have all been 7-8 years older.

 

[EarthRider]

You can mess with me all you want. But I accept you apologies. But aren't we all alter's??

It's true, I am a miplank alter.

 

[miplank]

I don't know what the appeal of younger men would ever be, even if I were much older?

I'm too young to be a cougar and for me dating younger would likely be weirdly young. The last few guys in my life have all been 7-8 years older.

How'd those last few work out for ya?

 

[AFeedz]

How'd those last few work out for ya?

2/4 worked out well. Lol

Meaning about 50% of older men are bearable and around 1% of men my age and younger are.

 

[miplank]

Lolololloll

 

[zwhit]

I don't know what the appeal of younger men would ever be, even if I were much older.

I just know she eye fcks me everytime

 

[just...v]

sounds like the kind u gotta smack around a little

strongbow?

Lolol @ this

 

[EarthRider]

great thread

 

[zwhit]

Lolol @ this

Lol bc its spot on?

 

[ceo]

Why would you ask that? I have plenty to "sit on"...if that's what you mean

Doesn't look like it from that angle.

 

[just...v]

Lol bc its spot on?

That depends on where the smacking occurs and if it goes along with a little hair pulling.

 

[zwhit]

That depends on where the smacking occurs and if it goes along with a little hair pulling.

Throw in a little choking here and there and u have a decent session