I just got pulled over by a couple of fucking idiot cops.
I was driving home from dropping my gf at her house and I see a couple of cops doing a big U'ie coming out of the local strip club and sneak up right behind me.
Because I drive an older car and don’t have a lot of cash at the moment, I’m conscious of the plethora of pigs in my area. So I make sure to observe all the posted limits and indicate my turns, as I always do.
I’m driving down a stretch of road - at least 5 km or so - and the cops are moving from my behind my car, to my blind spot, to behind my car again. I knew they were going to pull me over even though there was no legitimate reason for them to do so - except a half retracted backseat passenger window that recently got stuck in that position.
After about 5 km I take a left onto a major road making sure to use my indicator, and sure enough, the pigs follow. As I’m driving in the left hand lane the cops accelerate from behind my car, pull up directly along side of me so our drivers side windows are parallel and I look sideways to see the cop driver looking right at me - checking me out! Fucking idiot.
Predictably, they immediately pull behind me again and put on their lights.
We pull over and I wait patiently for the assholes to come to my window. Two officers show up with one pressing me I wasn’t using my signals. I immediately said "Where?" The cop starting stammering a little and kept repeating "you weren’t using you're signals'. BULLSHIT. I made SURE to use my signals as soon as I saw their stupid asses. To top it off, there was a 2 km straight stretch I was traversing before I even hit them. No lanes changed there.
They ask for my ownership and insurance. I gave them both. One cop asks why my insurance certificate isn’t valid (it isn’t). I tell him the policy is valid (it is) but I haven’t put it in my car yet.
They go back to their car and return about 15 mins later. The quiet one hands me a traffic ticket explaining its for not having a valid insurance certificate. "Its only 70 dollars," he says. Like you're doing me a fucking favor!!!
I take the ticket and my documentation from his hand without looking at or acknowledging either of them and put them on my passenger seat. As I’m turning around I notice the cops are still silent but just standing there waiting for me to say 'thank you' or some shit. I begin rolling up my window and the stupid Swede is like "thank you. Have a nice nig-----" I start my car and drive off.
Long story short. Cops are dicks. Can I beat this ticket? And how?
Its not the money I’m concerned about. 70 bucks isn’t a lot. But its the principle. These guys had no legitimate reason to pull me over but blatantly LIED (no signaling) to justify taking a look at me because I appeared 'suspicious'. Yes, driving without a valid insurance certificate is a traffic infraction in Canada, but fuck them!! I had a valid insurance policy and I was minding the speed limits.
Arrogant assholes.
I was driving home from dropping my gf at her house and I see a couple of cops doing a big U'ie coming out of the local strip club and sneak up right behind me.
Because I drive an older car and don’t have a lot of cash at the moment, I’m conscious of the plethora of pigs in my area. So I make sure to observe all the posted limits and indicate my turns, as I always do.
I’m driving down a stretch of road - at least 5 km or so - and the cops are moving from my behind my car, to my blind spot, to behind my car again. I knew they were going to pull me over even though there was no legitimate reason for them to do so - except a half retracted backseat passenger window that recently got stuck in that position.
After about 5 km I take a left onto a major road making sure to use my indicator, and sure enough, the pigs follow. As I’m driving in the left hand lane the cops accelerate from behind my car, pull up directly along side of me so our drivers side windows are parallel and I look sideways to see the cop driver looking right at me - checking me out! Fucking idiot.
Predictably, they immediately pull behind me again and put on their lights.
We pull over and I wait patiently for the assholes to come to my window. Two officers show up with one pressing me I wasn’t using my signals. I immediately said "Where?" The cop starting stammering a little and kept repeating "you weren’t using you're signals'. BULLSHIT. I made SURE to use my signals as soon as I saw their stupid asses. To top it off, there was a 2 km straight stretch I was traversing before I even hit them. No lanes changed there.
They ask for my ownership and insurance. I gave them both. One cop asks why my insurance certificate isn’t valid (it isn’t). I tell him the policy is valid (it is) but I haven’t put it in my car yet.
They go back to their car and return about 15 mins later. The quiet one hands me a traffic ticket explaining its for not having a valid insurance certificate. "Its only 70 dollars," he says. Like you're doing me a fucking favor!!!
I take the ticket and my documentation from his hand without looking at or acknowledging either of them and put them on my passenger seat. As I’m turning around I notice the cops are still silent but just standing there waiting for me to say 'thank you' or some shit. I begin rolling up my window and the stupid Swede is like "thank you. Have a nice nig-----" I start my car and drive off.
Long story short. Cops are dicks. Can I beat this ticket? And how?
Its not the money I’m concerned about. 70 bucks isn’t a lot. But its the principle. These guys had no legitimate reason to pull me over but blatantly LIED (no signaling) to justify taking a look at me because I appeared 'suspicious'. Yes, driving without a valid insurance certificate is a traffic infraction in Canada, but fuck them!! I had a valid insurance policy and I was minding the speed limits.
Arrogant assholes.
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