Compare: Can. & US

[bluepeter]

Any Americans seen the new Molson Canadian commercial? Classic.

Why don't I drink American beer?
(sarcastic replies....)
Why don't a buy a Moroccan snowmobile?
Why don't I eat a Japanese hotdog?
Why don't I buy Italian hip-waders?
Why don't I buy Jamaican snowshoes?

Because I am Canadian!

authors add-on.......and American beer sucks

 

[anthrax]

The US have the Bush family

'nough said

 

[Razorguns]

Nobody here drinks Canadian beer. We'll drink Heineken and Sam Adams, but no one touches Canadian beers. I don't know where Canadians think their beer is so godly. Must be great marketing.

 

[avenirup]

no complaints from this hoser.

Please define the word HOSER for me.. Almost every Canadian I have ever spoken to says this and it sounds really stupid. Well coming out of your mouth I am sure it wouldn't--but the other 100 million canadians it does....ok, you may define now.....

 

[chewyxrage]

it's supposed to sound stupid. that's why it's funny

 

[Razorguns]

Look at the beautiful US jails, i mean schools we have here! (at least in mexifornia).

Aren't you canadians jealous!!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Nobody here drinks Canadian beer. We'll drink Heineken and Sam Adams, but no one touches Canadian beers. I don't know where Canadians think their beer is so godly. Must be great marketing.

Keiths ummm hello and Moose Head do I need to take you out for a pint to provie it!

 

[bluepeter]

Nobody here drinks Canadian beer. We'll drink Heineken and Sam Adams, but no one touches Canadian beers. I don't know where Canadians think their beer is so godly. Must be great marketing.

Because it is assnozzle (plus the anti-American marketing is funny )

and if you don't touch it, how do you know it isn't vastly superior? Typical American that knows nothing about the rest of the world j/k bor

 

[Seashell]

Please define the word HOSER for me.. Almost every Canadian I have ever spoken to says this and it sounds really stupid. Well coming out of your mouth I am sure it wouldn't--but the other 100 million canadians it does....ok, you may define now.....

1 entry found for hoser.
ho·ser ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hzr)
n. Canadian Slang
A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.

I didn't actually think it would come up in dictionary.com but hey, it did. It's from an old movie (1983 - Strange Brew). Despite the specific definition, anyone sporting a toque is going to be called hoser.

 

[powerslave]

1 entry found for hoser.
ho·ser ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hzr)
n. Canadian Slang
A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.

I didn't actually think it would come up in dictionary.com but hey, it did. It's from an old movie (1983 - Strange Brew). Despite the specific definition, anyone sporting a toque is going to be called hoser.

Hoser