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Okay, let's put aside who is better US or Canada and see who has what the other doesn't have. It would be good the next time we wonder across the border. I always go to the US and grab different chocolat bars and drinks and crap.
 
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poutine
 
dude canada has WAAAAAY hotter girls

texas produces some serious hotties also somehow.

oh yeh, fuck george bush !!!! (shrub junior)
 
I predict within the next 50 years that Canada Sans Quebec will join the United States. (See this is a safe prediction because by then I'll be dead. I hope.)
 
All of Canada is cold.

That says it all to me.
 
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Werd said:
WE ARE THE RULERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!




If you don't believe us, just ask us. LOL

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Canada has ketchup flavored potato chips.

US citizens have the right to bear arms.

Canadian soft drinks that are clear or opaque cannot have caffiene, Mnt Dew has no caffiene in Canada.

Canada has Rev.

Canada has a queen.
 
Avril Laveirne (sp?), she's so ANGRY!!

And Canadians love her.


Now as far as good music Canada gave the world, there's Rush. And that's about it.




tripleblonde said:
canada ships in a lot of angry rocker chicks, which the u.s. eats up w/a spoon btw
 
Code said:
Avril Laveirne (sp?), she's so ANGRY!!

And Canadians love her.


Now as far as good music Canada gave the world, there's Rush. And that's about it.
Greatest Canadian band that most Americans have never heard of is The Tragically Hip!! :qt:
 
alien amp pharm said:
All of Canada is cold.

That says it all to me.

Bizarre to me when people say that.. I'm 1 hour from Buffalo, NY as I type.

How do you figure the temperature is different? :splat:
 
Seashell said:
Bizarre to me when people say that.. I'm 1 hour from Buffalo, NY as I type.

How do you figure the temperature is different? :splat:


It just is! Because as Americans we said so! ;)
 
Seashell said:
Bizarre to me when people say that.. I'm 1 hour from Buffalo, NY as I type.

How do you figure the temperature is different? :splat:

Well, I don't think of "Yankee country" as part of the U.S.
Buncha northerners.

Come down here and visit me and you will absolutely love the hotness
.....the temperature will be warm also. <---ha, get it? ;)
 
alien amp pharm said:
Well, I don't think of "Yankee country" as part of the U.S.
Buncha northerners.

Come down here and visit me and you will absolutely love the hotness
.....the temperature will be warm also. <---ha, get it? ;)

Oh nooo.. Buffalo, Detroit, etc, and all the lovliness that they include is all yours. Don't be trying to pawn those off on Canada. ;)

Where are you anyway? 77F here today.. no complaints from this hoser. :D

PS. No ketchup chips?!
 
77 eh? Not too bad. That's about what it is here today too.

I'm in East Tennessee and we have ketchup chips here too. They're just scarce sometimes.


Seashell said:
Where are you anyway? 77F here today.. no complaints from this hoser. :D

PS. No ketchup chips?!
 
Canadians don't have to speak spanish. They're so missing out.

btw: There's only 2 hoser Canadians on the internet. But they all use different identities so it looks like the internet is flooded with Canadians. I did some reserach and figured it out. One lives in Halifax, the other in Saskatoon. One is named Al, the other Bob.
 
Razorguns said:
Canadians don't have to speak spanish. They're so missing out.

btw: There's only 2 hoser Canadians on the internet. But they all use different identities so it looks like the internet is flooded with Canadians. I did some reserach and figured it out. One lives in Halifax, the other in Saskatoon. One is named Al, the other Bob.


LOL
 
Any Americans seen the new Molson Canadian commercial? Classic.

Why don't I drink American beer?
(sarcastic replies....)
Why don't a buy a Moroccan snowmobile?
Why don't I eat a Japanese hotdog?
Why don't I buy Italian hip-waders?
Why don't I buy Jamaican snowshoes?

Because I am Canadian!

authors add-on.......and American beer sucks :)
 
The US have the Bush family :FRlol: :sick:

'nough said
 
Nobody here drinks Canadian beer. We'll drink Heineken and Sam Adams, but no one touches Canadian beers. I don't know where Canadians think their beer is so godly. Must be great marketing. :)
 
Seashell said:
no complaints from this hoser.


Please define the word HOSER for me.. :confused: Almost every Canadian I have ever spoken to says this and it sounds really stupid. Well coming out of your mouth I am sure it wouldn't--but the other 100 million canadians it does....ok, you may define now.....
 
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Look at the beautiful US jails, i mean schools we have here! (at least in mexifornia).

Aren't you canadians jealous!!! :)
 
Razorguns said:
Nobody here drinks Canadian beer. We'll drink Heineken and Sam Adams, but no one touches Canadian beers. I don't know where Canadians think their beer is so godly. Must be great marketing. :)
Keiths ummm hello and Moose Head do I need to take you out for a pint to provie it! :qt:
 
Razorguns said:
Nobody here drinks Canadian beer. We'll drink Heineken and Sam Adams, but no one touches Canadian beers. I don't know where Canadians think their beer is so godly. Must be great marketing. :)

Because it is assnozzle (plus the anti-American marketing is funny :) )

and if you don't touch it, how do you know it isn't vastly superior? Typical American that knows nothing about the rest of the world ;) j/k bor
 
avenirup said:
Please define the word HOSER for me.. :confused: Almost every Canadian I have ever spoken to says this and it sounds really stupid. Well coming out of your mouth I am sure it wouldn't--but the other 100 million canadians it does....ok, you may define now.....

1 entry found for hoser.
ho·ser ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hzr)
n. Canadian Slang
A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.

:lmao: I didn't actually think it would come up in dictionary.com but hey, it did. It's from an old movie (1983 - Strange Brew). Despite the specific definition, anyone sporting a toque is going to be called hoser. :D
 
Seashell said:
1 entry found for hoser.
ho·ser ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hzr)
n. Canadian Slang
A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.

:lmao: I didn't actually think it would come up in dictionary.com but hey, it did. It's from an old movie (1983 - Strange Brew). Despite the specific definition, anyone sporting a toque is going to be called hoser. :D

Hoser
 
bluepeter said:
Because it is assnozzle (plus the anti-American marketing is funny :) )

and if you don't touch it, how do you know it isn't vastly superior? Typical American that knows nothing about the rest of the world ;) j/k bor

:D Razorguns is Canadian..
 
Seashell said:
1 entry found for hoser.
ho·ser ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hzr)
n. Canadian Slang
A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.

:lmao: I didn't actually think it would come up in dictionary.com but hey, it did. It's from an old movie (1983 - Strange Brew). Despite the specific definition, anyone sporting a toque is going to be called hoser. :D

And, prior to that film, there was the "Great White North" segment on SCTV, with Bob and Doug McKenzie. The McKenzies used the terms "hoser" and "hosehead" interchangably.
 
Speaking of regional slang insults, one of my favorites is one that my Australian friends use to describe anyone who acts like a "Crocodile Dundee" rural Australian stereotype. They call them "NT."

For "Northern Territories."
 
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