come on baby - tell me its alright

[HappyScrappy]

I really really want to eat these Keebler Club and Cheddar (and the penut butter ones too) crackers that are on my desk now.
what dipshit put them there? me. yeah, that's right.
dipshit.

250 cals, 15g fat, 430 mg sodium, 28g carb, 4g protein....

come on - somebody tell me that it is cool to eat them, it won't wreck my diet, the first one is free - all the cool kids are doing it, jump jump jump...

god I'm going insane....

 

[Rex]

On the left shoulder Do it man. Go ahead, noone will know. Just open the pack and eat them.

On the right shoulder Don't do it. You worked too hard to have it wrecked by some damn crackers.

What do you do? What do you do?

 

[HappyScrappy]

shoot the hostage?

 

[WODIN]

Hurl them into the cube of the really fat chick...every office has one! She will save you from yourself!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I call her the troll b/c she looks like the things on the end of the sticks that dipshits in high school had. crazy hair, short, fat.
she is nice.
but yeah, this office has plenty of fat people, we are programmers and very few work out and the ones that do call doing one set of bench a total workout. this one guy was comlaining b/c he went with another dude and he was doing <gasp> multiple sets and several exercizes per body part.
it blew him away.
yeah, mabye that is why he is in shape and you still got the guy you fuckwad.

what were we talking about? where am I?

 

[karson]

dude

Dont do it Happy Crappy, remember, the satisfaction is not worth the loss of hard work.

 

[smallmovesal]

haha whenever i have that problem i just put them out to watch all the fat people/everyone crowd around them like buzzards. that's a better high than actually eating the food... lol

 

[HappyScrappy]

I solved the problem by crushing them up and sprinkling them down my pants.
no I's got fat chicks pawing at me and I'm in heaven....
no wait, no fat chicks, and I'm in my cube.
fuck.

 

[Gilbyag]

I solved the problem by crushing them up and sprinkling them down my pants.
no I's got fat chicks pawing at me and I'm in heaven....
no wait, no fat chicks, and I'm in my cube.
fuck.

may sayz that will make a nice paste he can eat off of you later.

 

[WarriorPL]

do it, do it, do it!


~WizKid