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Coldstone Creamery

All right you fuckers! I've never had Coldstone Creamery, but with all your talk about it, Now I will have to go try it today.
 
Mr. dB said:
Someone mentioned this hellhole in another thread, so I tried them today.

First of all, the employees all had zits, which put a damper on my appetite. Secondly, they don't have "Small", "Medium" or "Large" sizes, they have "I Like It", "I Love It" and "Gotta Have It" sizes, and they make you say it. I wanted to turn around and leave, but I had driven all that way.

I got a "Strawberry Bananza" smoothie, "I Love It" sized. I wanted to bite my own tongue off for having to say those words out loud. It was expensive, over five bucks, but it was really good. The banana was a bit green, but the orange juice was obviously fresh-squeezed, a definite plus.

I may have to go back tomorrow for a chocolate-edged waffle cone. Bastards.


Don't tip them or they may end up singing for you. Their type of behavior just doesn't mesh with the real world.

With that, I may just have to go out and buy one of their cakes. *drools*
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Don't tip them or they may end up singing for you. Their type of behavior just doesn't mesh with the real world.

With that, I may just have to go out and buy one of their cakes. *drools*

Wait a minute... these people sing if you tip them?

You gotta be fuckin kidding me.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Wait a minute... these people sing if you tip them?

You gotta be fuckin kidding me.


My ears bleed and self esteem plummets whenever I hear it too.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
My ears bleed and self esteem plummets whenever I hear it too.


Yeah, it's bad. But hey, it's a schtick and it's harmless.

Fuck, I want some of that ish right now.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Wait a minute... these people sing if you tip them?

You gotta be fuckin kidding me.
I guess I'm the only one who likes it. I think it's cute when they sing. I tip em so they will sing.

There was a fifties restaraunt that I used to go to that they would all jump on the counters and sing "my girl" and other songs and dance. I loved that...lol. Well, there was a light hygeine problem that I did see with standing on the counters, but they would wash them down after that, and it was fun.
 
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