Coldstone Creamery

[Mr. dB]

Someone mentioned this hellhole in another thread, so I tried them today.

First of all, the employees all had zits, which put a damper on my appetite. Secondly, they don't have "Small", "Medium" or "Large" sizes, they have "I Like It", "I Love It" and "Gotta Have It" sizes, and they make you say it. I wanted to turn around and leave, but I had driven all that way.

I got a "Strawberry Bananza" smoothie, "I Love It" sized. I wanted to bite my own tongue off for having to say those words out loud. It was expensive, over five bucks, but it was really good. The banana was a bit green, but the orange juice was obviously fresh-squeezed, a definite plus.

I may have to go back tomorrow for a chocolate-edged waffle cone. Bastards.

 

[samoth]

Secondly, they don't have "Small", "Medium" or "Large" sizes, they have "I Like It", "I Love It" and "Gotta Have It" sizes, and they make you say it.

I abhor when places do that. I refuse to use such cutesy language when paying for food.

 

[Mr. dB]

I abhor when places do that. I refuse to use such cutesy language when paying for food.

What really annoyed me was all the (fat) people in line who can say that shit with no shame at all. They might as well say "Hi, I'm a tool of Madison Avenue".

Fantabulous. Scrumlicious.

 

[swole]

like fuckin starschmuks and their gay ass venti blah blah crap

wait until they sing after you tip them loL!

 

[Mr. dB]

like fuckin starschmuks and their gay ass venti blah blah crap

wait until they sing after you tip them loL!

If they do "Roxanne" like Eddie Murphy in "48 Hours" them I'm all for it.

 

[swole]

If they do "Roxanne" like Eddie Murphy in "48 Hours" them I'm all for it.

i hope they bust out with some 50 cent shit, just for u cuz u love it so so much!

 

[lilj888]

haha i was gonna say just drop a dime in the tip jar and watch in embrassesment.

and fuk that gay shit just say give me a large bitch.

 

[jackangel]

lomolao

 

[puddlemonkey]

lomolao

heeeeeeeeeeey buuuuuuuuuuuuuddy

 

[superqt4u2nv]

That was me who mentioned it but blaim Scottsman as I wanted to try it ever since he told me about it at the Arnold in 06 still haven't tried it.