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Mr. dB

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Someone mentioned this hellhole in another thread, so I tried them today.

First of all, the employees all had zits, which put a damper on my appetite. Secondly, they don't have "Small", "Medium" or "Large" sizes, they have "I Like It", "I Love It" and "Gotta Have It" sizes, and they make you say it. I wanted to turn around and leave, but I had driven all that way.

I got a "Strawberry Bananza" smoothie, "I Love It" sized. I wanted to bite my own tongue off for having to say those words out loud. It was expensive, over five bucks, but it was really good. The banana was a bit green, but the orange juice was obviously fresh-squeezed, a definite plus.

I may have to go back tomorrow for a chocolate-edged waffle cone. Bastards.
 
Mr. dB said:
Secondly, they don't have "Small", "Medium" or "Large" sizes, they have "I Like It", "I Love It" and "Gotta Have It" sizes, and they make you say it.
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I abhor when places do that. I refuse to use such cutesy language when paying for food.



:cow:
 
samoth said:
I abhor when places do that. I refuse to use such cutesy language when paying for food.



:cow:
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What really annoyed me was all the (fat) people in line who can say that shit with no shame at all. They might as well say "Hi, I'm a tool of Madison Avenue".

Fantabulous. Scrumlicious.
 
like fuckin starschmuks and their gay ass venti blah blah crap

wait until they sing after you tip them loL!
 
swole said:
like fuckin starschmuks and their gay ass venti blah blah crap

wait until they sing after you tip them loL!
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If they do "Roxanne" like Eddie Murphy in "48 Hours" them I'm all for it.
 
Mr. dB said:
If they do "Roxanne" like Eddie Murphy in "48 Hours" them I'm all for it.
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i hope they bust out with some 50 cent shit, just for u cuz u love it so so much!
 
haha i was gonna say just drop a dime in the tip jar and watch in embrassesment.

and fuk that gay shit just say give me a large bitch.
 
Oh yeah it's my fault sure. :p

I refuse to use their stupid names and just ask for a large then they always say "you mean a gotta have it?" me: Yeah sure.

Last couple of times I went there was this cute daywalker that gave me about double what they're supposed to. I think she's trying to fatten me up (well more than I already am).

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I always have just said that I want a small and they give it to me.

By the way, how the hell does anyone eat any more than a small? The sizes are huge.

Try the german chocolate cake creation that they have. HOLY COW it if GOOD!

Don't want to burst your bubble but all their stuff is like at least 3000 calories....LOL.
 
Scotsman said:
Oh yeah it's my fault sure. :p

I refuse to use their stupid names and just ask for a large then they always say "you mean a gotta have it?" me: Yeah sure.

Last couple of times I went there was this cute daywalker that gave me about double what they're supposed to. I think she's trying to fatten me up (well more than I already am).

Cheers,
Scotsman
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They always give me extra too. I think they are just psychic...lol.
 
i can't finish a small. its too much and too rich.

now i want dairy queen.
 
Coldstone is like Maggie Moos... YUM...

But there is this place here in Hurst/Colleyville called Wooley's Frozen Custard...

YOU WANNA TALK OH MY GOD IS THAT SHIT GOOD?!?!?!?


But there are only two of them and they don't name their *sizes* funky shit... and this dopey kids that work there are sweet actually.
 
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heatherrae said:
They always give me extra too. I think they are just psychic...lol.
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Don't know about the psychic part, I guess it's pretty easy to tell I'm gonna eat a lot.LOL Or at least that's what I get everywhere I go.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
All right you fuckers! I've never had Coldstone Creamery, but with all your talk about it, Now I will have to go try it today.
 
Mr. dB said:
Someone mentioned this hellhole in another thread, so I tried them today.

First of all, the employees all had zits, which put a damper on my appetite. Secondly, they don't have "Small", "Medium" or "Large" sizes, they have "I Like It", "I Love It" and "Gotta Have It" sizes, and they make you say it. I wanted to turn around and leave, but I had driven all that way.

I got a "Strawberry Bananza" smoothie, "I Love It" sized. I wanted to bite my own tongue off for having to say those words out loud. It was expensive, over five bucks, but it was really good. The banana was a bit green, but the orange juice was obviously fresh-squeezed, a definite plus.

I may have to go back tomorrow for a chocolate-edged waffle cone. Bastards.
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Don't tip them or they may end up singing for you. Their type of behavior just doesn't mesh with the real world.

With that, I may just have to go out and buy one of their cakes. *drools*
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Don't tip them or they may end up singing for you. Their type of behavior just doesn't mesh with the real world.

With that, I may just have to go out and buy one of their cakes. *drools*
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Wait a minute... these people sing if you tip them?

You gotta be fuckin kidding me.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Wait a minute... these people sing if you tip them?

You gotta be fuckin kidding me.
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My ears bleed and self esteem plummets whenever I hear it too.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
My ears bleed and self esteem plummets whenever I hear it too.
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Yeah, it's bad. But hey, it's a schtick and it's harmless.

Fuck, I want some of that ish right now.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Wait a minute... these people sing if you tip them?

You gotta be fuckin kidding me.
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I guess I'm the only one who likes it. I think it's cute when they sing. I tip em so they will sing.

There was a fifties restaraunt that I used to go to that they would all jump on the counters and sing "my girl" and other songs and dance. I loved that...lol. Well, there was a light hygeine problem that I did see with standing on the counters, but they would wash them down after that, and it was fun.
 
I'm going back for an "Oreo Overload". Damn you all to hell.
 
You guys are all missing out if you don't try their german chocolate cake creation. It has chocolate ice cream, caramel, coconut, nuts, brownies....OMG it is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
 
Mr. dB said:
Someone mentioned this hellhole in another thread, so I tried them today.

First of all, the employees all had zits, which put a damper on my appetite. Secondly, they don't have "Small", "Medium" or "Large" sizes, they have "I Like It", "I Love It" and "Gotta Have It" sizes, and they make you say it. I wanted to turn around and leave, but I had driven all that way.

I got a "Strawberry Bananza" smoothie, "I Love It" sized. I wanted to bite my own tongue off for having to say those words out loud. It was expensive, over five bucks, but it was really good. The banana was a bit green, but the orange juice was obviously fresh-squeezed, a definite plus.

I may have to go back tomorrow for a chocolate-edged waffle cone. Bastards.
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Way over rated and over priced. there are tons of custard shops here, that blow coldstone away. And they are a bit cheaper and better looking employees.
 
Ok, so I just had the strawberry cheesecake medium waffle cup thing. Now I feel like shit. I thought the jar by the register was for tips, so I threw a dollar in it. Next thing I know, these fucks start singing, and I had no clue why they were doing it. :(
 
I went back today, and I think I'm burnt out on it after only two visits. The line was doubled back across itself, and the staff ignored me. I started getting pissed off when they started serving people in line behind me, when I hadn't been helped yet. Couldn't even get anyone to make eye contact. I got all the way to the cash register with nothing in my hand, so I gave the cashier chick the sad puppy dog eyes and said "no one's helped me yet". I wanted to leave just to make a point, but I also wanted that "Oreo Explosion" or "Oreo Extravagance" or "Oreo Enema" or whatever they call it.

I did not tip.

I feel gross after eating it. I think I've had my fill of that place.
 
I wish they would give you a Gotta Have It size of shut the hell up
 
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i used to go there until they opened this new place around the corner called Brusters. OMG they freegin rock and their prices are really good for what you get. they even have an ice cream cup with a dog biscuit for our chihuahua, i thought that was cute.

http://www.brusters.com/

their bannana splits are unbelievable and they have so many flavors of ice cream its hard to make a decision at game time. you go their saying im gonna get X but once you see their menu you leave with Y,Z.
 
bigmann245 said:
i used to go there until they opened this new place around the corner called Brusters. OMG they freegin rock and their prices are really good for what you get. they even have an ice cream cup with a dog biscuit for our chihuahua, i thought that was cute.

http://www.brusters.com/

their bannana splits are unbelievable and they have so many flavors of ice cream its hard to make a decision at game time. you go their saying im gonna get X but once you see their menu you leave with Y,Z.
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Oooh! There's a Brusters near me!! Adding them to the list..... :p
 
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