COD Relationships

[calveless wonder]

So I just had lunch with one of my best friends, and he pretty much told me that when he gets married in December, he and his fiance plan on entering in to a "Call of Duty" relationship a.k.a. he and his fiance have agreed that he may physically hit her with the controller when she doesn't let him play CoD

Discuss.

 

[AFeedz]

Lol very funny CW

 

[miplank]

 

[Lestat]

Good parody!

 

[calveless wonder]

How's tumbleweed season coming along?

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Falcon punch with controller FTW

 

[miplank]

How's tumbleweed season coming along?

really, that's the best you could do?

 

[misguided03]

 

[calveless wonder]

really, that's the best you could do?

Just the most I was willing to give you

 

[miplank]

Fair enough

 

[EarthRider]

this thread is about as gey as you know who

lololololololopick3olololololollo

 

[nimbus]

how about ADD relationships, where you don't pay attention to any of their stupid shit

 

[iggy]

i actually know a bro im friends with who knows a bro who met his wife on call of duty....

 

[miplank]

i actually know a bro im friends with who knows a bro who met his wife on call of duty....

No you don't

 

[Sub-Zero]

i thought a call of duty relationship was one where she HAS to stop what shes doing and either suck your dick or let you fuck her with 0 complaint, whenever your good and ready

 

[miplank]

i thought a call of duty relationship was one where she HAS to stop what shes doing and either suck your dick or let you fuck her with 0 complaint, whenever your good and ready

you're

 

[EarthRider]

lol

 

[AFeedz]

The boys who lived upstairs from me and my girls in college always used to talk about getting "halo head" aka head while playing Halo. It was weird.

 

[cuthroat]

The boys who lived upstairs from me and my girls in college always used to talk about getting "halo head" aka head while playing Halo. It was weird.

Dirty Girls.

 

[miplank]

The boys who lived upstairs from me and my girls in college always used to talk about getting "halo head" aka head while playing Halo. It was weird.

Like you weren't one of those girls...

 

[CoBra666]

i wouldnt want head while playin video games. it would just distract me and piss me off

 

[miplank]

i wouldnt want head while playin video games. it would just distract me and piss me off

Lol

 

[CoBra666]

i get upset when i play online

 

[miplank]

i get upset when i play online

Your gf gives me head while you play video games. it's true.

 

[CoBra666]

as long as she doesnt bother me thats fine

 

[miplank]

as long as she doesnt bother me thats fine

Lol

 

[Sub-Zero]

halo head would be tight

 

[the.gladiator1987]

head while playin video games = gay as fuck

I get limp when I thrown an INT for a pick 6, no head will get it up after that. But then I get a chopper gunner in COD and get instantly hard

 

[wootoom]

I got head in 1983 playing Super Mario bros