cleaing out your system from pot

[dicedgunz]

it's been a yr a half since i smoked. i smoked last night, but i need to get it out of my system. i get randoms at work. whats the best stuff i can get. someone told me that if you are an active person and only smoke once in awhile, it wont stick in you system long. i also drink a gallon to gallon and a half of water every day. any suggestions on speeding up this process would be appreciated. thanks

Diced

 

[musketeer]

I smoked a few joints 3 weeks before a blood & urine test and passed it.

I won't say who did the test, but they were the real fucking deal people who would have used the best stuff available (2 years ago). If you have a reasonably quick metabolism like me then I would think that you would be just fine if you are not being tested in the next few weeks. If you know that you are being tested, then it's time to develop a hernia or something that will keep you away for a little longer.

 

[genarr3]

Drink lots of water. How much you drink the day before the test doesn't matter, it's the day of they test that's important.
Next, make sure it's not your first piss of the day. You'll have the highest concentrations then.
Also make the sample midstreamm not the begining, not the end.
These tests are not very sensitive. Unless you're a regular user you have nothing to worry about.
And yes an active lifestyle and low bodyfat will help you greatly.

 

[Mavy]

Creatine bro! Supposedly this is actually the main ingredient behind the clean-flush pills you buy at the local hemporium shop. If you are that worried, maybe go buy some of them, but I would rather buy creatine because you can use it anyways, lol.

Go easy on the water, add some crannberry juice in there as well. I know people who have drank galons and gallons of water before their test. Their piss was virtually water!! If its to diluted like that they can make you re-take the test.

If your that worried have a friend piss in a condom for you. Tie it up, and carry in under your nuts in your undies. When you go to piss empty it. I think that you would be fine with having smoked 1 joint bro. Drink lots of water and juice, and load up on some creatine if you are that concerned.

 

[kahbab]

weed is supposed to stay in your system for 30 days, that is for the average smoker i.e once or twice a day. if you have been clean for a year and smoked once than that time is cut down a lot maybe just a couple of days. golden seal works well but you have to take it before your test so with random test's it will be harder. for now i would drink lot's of water and cranberry juice.

 

[badslinky]

Dont worry if you have only smoked once in a yr and half you have not a thing to worry about.... trust me

 

[Excidium28]

If ur active it should be out in a week the most. Go to some of the pipe shops im sure they got drinks u can buy. They also had this stuff that you can mix in with ur pee works great, you can be stoned as hell takin a piss and u'll pass.

 

[initagain]

ZYDOT is the name of a drink you can get. I think you can get it at most smoke shops.. I can tell you this works and has worked on many people I know.

 

[Mr. Burns]

Was it the chrondo or the swiggity? HA HA!!!! You should be ok after a week at the most if it's like you said. Maybe even a few days. The THC is stored in your fat cells, so in leaner people it gets out faster. Drink your water, continue to work out, and you my friend have nothing to fear. Trust me, me and mary are tight, she tells me everything's cool.

 

[genarr3]

Creatine bro! Supposedly this is actually the main ingredient behind the clean-flush pills you buy at the local hemporium shop. If you are that worried, maybe go buy some of them, but I would rather buy creatine because you can use it anyways, lol.

Go easy on the water, add some crannberry juice in there as well. I know people who have drank galons and gallons of water before their test. Their piss was virtually water!! If its to diluted like that they can make you re-take the test.

If your that worried have a friend piss in a condom for you. Tie it up, and carry in under your nuts in your undies. When you go to piss empty it. I think that you would be fine with having smoked 1 joint bro. Drink lots of water and juice, and load up on some creatine if you are that concerned.

I forgot. Take some Vit B tabs to make the urine yellow.

 

[dicedgunz]

hey thanks guys, appreciate the help.

 

[Sir Foxx]

The only thing creatine does for a drug test is get you past a dilute test. They determine if a test is dilute by measuring creatinine in the urine. If it is below a certain point, you get a dilute which in a lot of tests is the same as a positive. Take a bunch of creatine and you won't have to worry about having too little creatinine in your urine and can drink a ton of water to help dilute the other possible hits on the test.

 

[Judo Tom]

lots of water + glycerol + creatine + vitamins

i would take all of that daily for a week or two just to be safe

 

[Sigmund Roid]

lecithin increases your fat absorption/release speed and the chemicals that are contained in your fat, which in turn makes the THC be released from your fat cells into your blood so that it can be metabolised and you can piss it out. So the protocol is: lots of lecithin until a few days before the test, after that a dead stop on the lecithin.