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chris there is something wrong with my. . . . .
- Thread starter iggy
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no rnch.
let me break it down for you....
last time i hooked up with a girl
was last thurs....
no sex, only oral.
lifting and watching porn like usual aside from that.
was videoboxing it up this morning.
when i hit the point, barely anything came out.
shortly afterwards i had a weird swelling on a little side of the head.
it turns blue around the shaft.
i lose feeling in it.
the head becomes cold.
when i was p'ing it sprayed out instead of went straight down.
sorry thats proly too much Info. thats why i only wanted to ask DR. chris rnch.
i'm just freaking out because i don't want to lose it.
If they had to amputate it i would die....
i called up my dad and he fucked with me saying it was going to turn black and fall off.
he thinks its just a bruise or something.
please help me dr. chris kenobi, your my only hope
as i dont have health insurance.
let me break it down for you....
last time i hooked up with a girl
was last thurs....
no sex, only oral.
lifting and watching porn like usual aside from that.
was videoboxing it up this morning.
when i hit the point, barely anything came out.
shortly afterwards i had a weird swelling on a little side of the head.
it turns blue around the shaft.
i lose feeling in it.
the head becomes cold.
when i was p'ing it sprayed out instead of went straight down.
sorry thats proly too much Info. thats why i only wanted to ask DR. chris rnch.
i'm just freaking out because i don't want to lose it.
If they had to amputate it i would die....
i called up my dad and he fucked with me saying it was going to turn black and fall off.
he thinks its just a bruise or something.
please help me dr. chris kenobi, your my only hope
as i dont have health insurance.
Dude, you are the worst hypochondriac on this board. Get some fucking health insurance already. Aren't you a full time student? Get dad to cover you. If he don't have insurance, just get some through the college? Half the reason you freak out about shit is because you have no health coverage ... if nothing else, go on welfare or something, seriously.
If you're worried about an STD, go find a clinic (like Planned Parenthood), but honestly, sounds like you bruised yourself and you're swollen, which would account for the numbness, discoloration and pee spraying all over.
If you're worried about an STD, go find a clinic (like Planned Parenthood), but honestly, sounds like you bruised yourself and you're swollen, which would account for the numbness, discoloration and pee spraying all over.
You're too young to be driving yourself this crazy, Iggs.
It's probably numb because you've got swelling, ice it for 15 minutes or so, see if the swelling doesn't go down (but for crying out loud, don't put the ice directly ON your skin, ideally, get a bag of peas ...)
Takes a lot more than some vigorous wanking to make your dick drop off.
If you're really concerned, go to Planned Parenthood, they have sliding scale rates and are a sex health clinic.
If you'd fractured it, you'd have known, you would hear it, and it would hurt.
chris302001
Banned
Iggy I cant help you over the internet. If you are worried about it, go to the ER/Urgent Care.
billfred
New member
your dick usually does not go numb until you get married. I would have that checked out.
chris302001
Banned
Im not sure, but I think I remember "purple like an egg plant" being the typical presentation of penile fracture.
Hope your dick is okay.
Hope your dick is okay.
"The Doctors" actually talked about penile fractures not too long ago and had a couple of guys on who had done it to themselves, they all said the same thing "YOU KNOW YOU DID IT." Apparently it's not nearly as nice as getting kicked in the balls.
chris302001
Banned
you watch that show?
and how many penises has your sphincter broken?
I'm usually editing files between 2:30 and 3:30, I like background noise and music doesn't cut it. You ever check out t.v. at 3:00 p.m. on weekdays? Talk about blowing chunks. The choice is soap operas, syndicated comedies, Judge Judy clones, or those twinkies.
I think you meant to ask that of Chris or Iggy or Rnchand how many penises has your sphincter broken?
I suspect what you meant to say was:
And I'd be lying if I didn't confess to having done some damage in my dayand how many penises has your vagina broken?
if you broke it (and did not break it in gently) then you don't know what the heck you are doing back there!I think you meant to ask that of Chris or Iggy or Rnch
I suspect what you meant to say was:And I'd be lying if I didn't confess to having done some damage in my day
I noticed that. There is nothing but CRAP on daytime tv. I used to work out on my lunchbreak (2 or 3 pm) to soaps. They drink so much. Made me want to drink too. lolk
iggy, pics or stfu!
(no gay)
glad he told you it is.
mine too
chris302001
Banned
olololol
*ebony*
New member
so in a situation such as this, how do you determine the damage? i mean say there are no machines around to assist with diagnosis, and it was just me, are you just supposed to feel around for something in particular? i've never seen a broken one before so i'm not sure how they look. people post pics of broken cock please, i wanna see.
chris302001
Banned
See, I was right. Purple like an egg plant.
NSFW
http://www.nature.com/nrurol/journal/v2/n8/thumbs/ncpuro0261-f3.jpg
http://www.ispub.com/ispub/ijeicm/v...ort_and_a_review_of_literature/penis-fig1.jpg
javaguru
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and you have quite the johnson...just sayin'...
its pretty big
just got back.
turns out the doc didnt know if its a fracture or not. but he said he thought it probably wasn't
he put me on an anti-biotic and told me to take 3 warm baths per day to increase bloodflow.
chris it has a black ring around it below the head. that is it. no purple.
all day it has been cold and small. not able to feel it. still lifted anyway. . . . heavy squats, bench, cleans, and rows. can' get an erection without trying real hard and it curves when i do....
im praying this dude is right. hes sending my ass to a urologist for a real diagnosis on monday. kinda wish he did an x-ray to just prove to me its not beyond fucked up....
sorry about this shit guys.
im not trying to be a hypochondriac or anything.
this shit just seemed rare and scary as shit. and im glad i got it checked out instead of ignoring it and waiting three days like my dad wanted me to do.
you only have one life, and only have one dick.....
turns out the doc didnt know if its a fracture or not. but he said he thought it probably wasn't
he put me on an anti-biotic and told me to take 3 warm baths per day to increase bloodflow.
chris it has a black ring around it below the head. that is it. no purple.
all day it has been cold and small. not able to feel it. still lifted anyway. . . . heavy squats, bench, cleans, and rows. can' get an erection without trying real hard and it curves when i do....
im praying this dude is right. hes sending my ass to a urologist for a real diagnosis on monday. kinda wish he did an x-ray to just prove to me its not beyond fucked up....
sorry about this shit guys.
im not trying to be a hypochondriac or anything.
this shit just seemed rare and scary as shit. and im glad i got it checked out instead of ignoring it and waiting three days like my dad wanted me to do.
you only have one life, and only have one dick.....
chris302001
Banned
pretty sure an MRI would be the imagining if they did any.
*ebony*
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i'm sorry iggs, but i can't help it. that last line totally cracked me up.lmao!!
good thing you got it checked though, you should be relieved it doesn't look like those pics!!
calveless wonder
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i loled alot, can't lie
PICK3
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PICK3
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PICK3
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urologist tomorrow pick
Best of luck, bro.
Still no pain, huh? Doubt if you fractured it.
D.O. not M.D., both equally as good though
lol
Have you ever had one of those hot dogs that have a really hard skin, so when you bite into them they make a cracking sound? Well, that's basically what happens when a penis gets fractured.
If you wiki "penile fracture" then click on the word tunica albuginea, you get a picture of a cross section of a pecker that makes sense. Since humans are the only mammal that don't have a bone in their penis, dicks have evolved to be these remarkably complicated hydraulic things that enable erection and you can bust one of the support chambers. Herniating your penis is probably a slightly more accurate term but doesn't sound half as cool.
stosstruppe
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TotW!
B0ARDIN087
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this thread is useless without pics......oh wait..... nevermind please no pics
lol @ indenial
calveless wonder
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I bet he was trying to do Jelqing (sp?) or some shit to make his penis grow and he fucked it up.
no jelqing cw....
anyways t'was checked finally.
i moved out of college.
went to the cleveland clinic.
anyways. the guy that looked at me is the top ranking penis doc in the country.
he said it was a slight fracture. will heal itself in 1-2 months. numbness should go away with time.
they might have to do surgery but hes giving it a month to see if it heals itself since the bruise isn' that horrible.
So it looks like i'll be okay. just throwing a few parties with chicks in early august that i WONT be able to bang.
still happy its alive though
anyways t'was checked finally.
i moved out of college.
went to the cleveland clinic.
anyways. the guy that looked at me is the top ranking penis doc in the country.
he said it was a slight fracture. will heal itself in 1-2 months. numbness should go away with time.
they might have to do surgery but hes giving it a month to see if it heals itself since the bruise isn' that horrible.
So it looks like i'll be okay. just throwing a few parties with chicks in early august that i WONT be able to bang.
still happy its alive though
PICK3
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So it looks like i'll be okay. just throwing a few parties with chicks in early august that i WONT be able to bang.
So your chances of scoring went from what, 5% to 0%? Don't lose any sleep over it.
B0ARDIN087
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hahahah
chris302001
Banned
no jelqing cw....
anyways t'was checked finally.
i moved out of college.
went to the cleveland clinic.
anyways. the guy that looked at me is the top ranking penis doc in the country.
he said it was a slight fracture. will heal itself in 1-2 months. numbness should go away with time.
they might have to do surgery but hes giving it a month to see if it heals itself since the bruise isn' that horrible.
So it looks like i'll be okay. just throwing a few parties with chicks in early august that i WONT be able to bang.
still happy its alive though
Find a real freaky broad....
olololol. I know of one.
chris302001
Banned
Yeah. Someone has knocked the baffles out of it.
bumpus
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shrimp poboy
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I dont know anything about broken cocks but ive wrecked many a vagina
