chicks that I want to nail

[HG Pennypacker]

that old lady is dead, which makes her even that much more hotter.

It also prevents the normal wriggling around that usually goes hand in hand with shoving a large animal with claws up an old lady's ass.

 

[the nature boy]

welcome to 2002 - I think it is like 37 cents now you asseater.

flattery will get you everywhere with me.

 

[Ffactor]

I'm confused. Do you mean Nature Boy and Nathan dressed as Morgan Fairchild and Heather Locklear. If so, will Nature Boy be dressing up in Old Navy leopard print pajama's with an angel space. Is there any possibility that you guys might be able get your gayness under control. Don't you feel even remotely embarassed. Even The Village People and Richard Simmons thinks you are too gay. Food for thought, no?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm not gay, I'm big boned.

 

[notoriousQQ]

This thread makes me want to take a huge poop. Come to think of it, it could be the rice and beans from last night.

Anyway, I would like to take that flaming Nathan from the Old Navy commercial and beat Morgan Fairchild with him. Until either one of them is dead. Then I would like to take Magic, that fucking flea bitten dog and shove him up that stupid old lady's ass that has the giant glasses.

If you guys aren't using meat tenderizers and awls in your lovemaking, you're missing out on a lot.

I don't use any of those fancy rich guy lubricants, I use the good old fashioned method of spitting on my hand and rubbing it on my tool, or whatever needs to be spit on and lubed up.

 

[HappyScrappy]

flattery will get you everywhere with me.

Isn't that a song by Sammy Hagar?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Isn't that a song by Sammy Hagar?

You're thinking of "I Like to Drive between Beatboy's Thighs".

Stupid.

 

[bullett]

Femke Janssen is hot as hell. BTW, Heather Locklear i would make blow snot bubbles...

 

[beastboy]

You're thinking of "I Like to Drive between Beatboy's Thighs".

Stupid.

You spelled "Beatboy" wrong...it's beastboy.

Gay Poop.

 

[HappyScrappy]

You spelled "Beatboy" wrong...it's beastboy.

right, like you would know.