chicks that I want to nail

[spentagn]

I'd like morgan fairchild to put my balls in a vice and crush them while she tickles me. Then we'd make fuck.

first time for everything...

 

[supersizeme]

Heather's hot and all, but what I wouldn't give to boil hot dogs in Carmen Electra's mouth and then trade her a Mark McGuire Topps rookie card in return for throwing artichoke hearts at my urethra.

 

[Nathan]

you guys make it sound like you don't even use hot pokers or a tire iron.

you make me sick.

I'm going to be honest with you, so long as there is a cute baby animal with their gentials singed off in the room I'm pretty much ready and willing to bang anything that's bleeding. Having said that, there is nothing sexier than a chick whose face has been bruised so bad that it turned blue, then deep purple, then yellow, then skin-colored again in the center. That's just sheer sex appeal right there.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Would you let mordan fetherchild dress up in a freaky clown costume and shit on your stomach?

If you want, i have pics,

you know I do

 

[the nature boy]

Would you let mordan fetherchild dress up in a freaky clown costume and shit on your stomach?

I think the clown costume is going a little overboard.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Heather's hot and all, but what I wouldn't give to boil hot dogs in Carmen Electra's mouth and then trade her a Mark McGuire Topps rookie card in return for throwing artichoke hearts at my urethra.

do you meant the 1987 one with the fake wooden border?
or was there like a traded or rookies set later in 86?

and in all seriousness - the shit you post is weak. it is all lovey dovey.

and you ignore my taunts via yahoooooooooo

 

[supersizeme]

Why Poyeboy always gotta be ruining threads with his nasty ass fetishes?

 

[the nature boy]

Why Poyeboy always gotta be ruining threads with his nasty ass fetishes?

no shit, lets try to keep this clean.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I think the clown costume is going a little overboard.

oh - that reminds me - I gotta pick up my clown suit from the cleaners.

 

[supersizeme]

do you meant the 1987 one with the fake wooden border?
or was there like a traded or rookies set later in 86?

and in all seriousness - the shit you post is weak. it is all lovey dovey.

and you ignore my taunts via yahoooooooooo

the one with the fake wooden border. nigga over got 7 of em, and they are worth fuck all. by the way i was taking a humongous shit when you blew up my IM. get back on and put the ball gag in your mouth this time instead of in the special places that makes poopies.